[spectacularspiderham]

@noonstan you’re out here with facts and stuff. But lets do it. listen closely my mind is working hard on this

[spectacularspiderham]

@noonstan there’s no way specified there so I’m just gonna yell really loud. lemme know if you hear it

[divaythfyr]

me, watching scary unexplained videos: i am strong me, as soon as they zoom in on some blurry object scarcely resembling a face: i am not strong

[spectacularspiderham]

Whenever Tessa sighs I ask her if she’s okay but so far no answers. One day maybe. 

[dutchster]

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

[spectacularspiderham]

As it turns out, using your human as a bed really works in keeping them trapped in place. 

[realfootage]

[kittenchomp]

gamestop job requirements

[pr0gf0x-archiveseeya]

why is sick as a dog a saying why are dogs so sick

[kluex-moved]

look at this sick dog

[spectacularspiderham]

@anpancakeman i couldn’t let it go unknown. nothings broken but i went right back to bed with the guilty party following me

[spectacularspiderham]

I woke up to the sound of something crashing and that’s just a problem for later me, right?

[worm]

you: hey

me, with 25 wikipedia tabs open on cryptids, megafauna, & extraterrestrials: what?

[prideprejudce]

tbh 95% of my existence on this earth involves me accidentally running into things in my house and saying “ouch” in the most deadpan voice possible

[spectacularspiderham]

I’m Tom and I like blurry pictures that make me seem like I’m a cryptid and some person happened to catch me wandering through my natural habitat. My dog is my best friend and if I even think about reading an entire script Marvel reminds Spider-Man is replaceable. You can find me on gh at pocketavenger and I promise that you’ll see plenty of ridiculous pictures of Tessa because I am that type of dog dad.