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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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YOU ARE THE REASON
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
#extradirty
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@specterchasing-a
yikesimonfire:
[pm] I’m afraid to say. Your serotonin levels are high enough as it is. What if this sends you overboard? I couldn’t live with myself knowing I put you in that kind of danger. 😔
[pm] I can’t believe you would do this to me. My hopes were up and now they’re six feet under. Surely, I will perish too.
yikesimonfire:
[pm] Eddie, that’s too much serotonin. You could probably die. What’ll happen when I start showing you how obsessed I am with you?
[pm] Maybe, but what a way to go!
Well, that depends, how do you plan on showing it?
darkh0wl:
[pm] I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD GO SO IN DEPTH LMAO
[pm] I hate you so much. Now, tell me about your tattoos.
darkh0wl:
[pm] Okay, fine. Then I plan on getting some tattoos. :/
[pm] :/ This is not what I planned. Okay, fine. It depends. Some days, it takes upwards of thirty minutes. It’s not actually that difficult, I’m just a perfectionist. I use different products depending on when I last washed it. I don’t wash it everyday, that would strip the texture too much. No aerosol, I don’t wanna set the planet on fire. And, honestly, you should never underestimate the power of simply sticking your head out of a car window and letting mother nature assist in sculpting your hair.
yikesimonfire:
[pm] Sometimes when I miss your voice, yeah Not when I work, no. Too distracting. My face would be glued to the video and I wouldn’t get anything done.
[pm] I feel so validated right now. I love when you talk about how obsessed with me you are. I’m experiencing brand-new levels of serotonin.
yikesimonfire:
[pm] And via the web! I had no idea how powerful I was.
Believe it or not, I have notifications turned on for when you upload. I never miss a video.
[pm] I did. I think about how powerful you are all the time.
Do you ever have them playing in the background while you work though? That’s the real question.
darkh0wl:
[pm] Answer my question first. How long does it take to do your hair?
[pm] A while.
Your turn.
yikesimonfire:
[pm] I poured my entire heart and soul into that. I even shed a tear! And I may or may not have learned a thing or two about exposition from watching your videos over the years.
[pm] As it turns out, phoenix tears can even mend a broken heart.
Oh, is that so? I gotta ask, how often do you watch my videos?
@darkh0wl
[pm] Touché ://
[pm] Are you gonna tell me then? 👀x2
yikesimonfire:
[pm] I was going to ask you to help me figure out what to say in it. Y’know, since you’re the expert YouTuber. But I got the impression you wouldn’t talk to me until I made it. Relieved to know that I was wrong.
[pm] Gimme a sec.
[user sends a video file minutes later of him pouting at the camera, apologizing for “ever saying that Eddie Carridine has ever eaten gluten” because it was “insensitive to his gluten-intolerance” along with other vague lines from typical YouTube apology videos, without actually saying it was untrue]
[pm] I don’t like how well you phrased all of that, it’s like you’ve done this before. That said, I appreciate the effort and accept your hollow yet impressive apology. We may now flirt without limits.
[pm] What's in your hair that makes it so big? Tell me your secrets.
[pm] Tell me your secret tattoo plans and maybe I'll talk. 👀
rainaim:
[pm] Nah, not really! Probably some place liked Florida. She liked the sun a whole lot. There ain’t much worth to bein selfish, y’know? What good comes of bein someone who only has it out for themselves. It never was, it was just a slight misunderstandin!!!
[pm] For the sake of solidarity, I don’t know where my mom is either. My real one, anyway. That’s a wild kind of feeling to carry around. Can I hire you to talk to me whenever I feel down? You’re just very uplifting.
yikesimonfire:
[pm] It was you, wasn’t it? And here I was, about to sit down and write the script for that apology video I owe ya…
[pm] Surprisingly no, but anon kinda read my mind. You should still make that video, by the way. Just because I’m flirting with you doesn’t mean I forgive you.
rainaim:
[pm] This town sure catches on quick, don’t y’all? Yeah, not a bad thing! She’s roamin around somewhere. Not weird! Oh, well thank ya! My vibes? I try to make sure people round me are havin’ a good time.
[pm] Is she alive and roaming around, or is she a Oh, do you know where? That’s a super admirable trait. It’s easy to be selfish on that front. For what it’s worth, I’m having a great time now that my hair’s existence isn’t being questioned.
yikesimonfire:
Not even if I made a public statement that my original gluten comment was a lie? Better yet, an apology video?
We can talk when I see the video.
ontheluis:
I’m talking about star wars
and whether cutting crust makes you a coward
Don’t try and take away my crusty 1st Amendment rights. I’m too Murica for you
Well I mean…
If demons and faries existed, would you screw them?
Be honest
I have no idea at all what you’re talking about and I’m fine with that.
Do you really think I’d answer that question on a public forum? They can see this.
yikesimonfire:
You got me, I didn’t do it. Sike! Unsubbed. <3
[user immediately feels bad and replies again]
You know I’m both physically and emotionally incapable of unsubscribing.
Too late, you broke my heart in half. I don’t know if I’ll ever recover.