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POOP? from a BUTT? Side-blog of @rollie-rolerson | It/xe (aux. pronouns: they/he) | Transmitting a plethora of fresh chaos to you in 9 GHz from geostationary orbit

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yo

Side nonesense/stupidpost blog of @rollie-rolerson. I'm an artist and animator and may post some doodles here but you're more than free to check my main out if you want to escape my madness

MAY REPLY WITH PRIMARY BLOG ACCIDENTALLY. it's weird it doesnt default to my side blog oop sometimes i forget to check

It/Xe/They - COSPAR ID 2003-038A - Follower of the Archosaurs. May the Mesozoic reign upon us oncemore. Also sign my fake invisible petition to get Donald and Douglas more screentime and good character development 🗒️

I tend to be a hermit and don't talk much. My page is linked below but I have boundaries.

mars-express-sonar.pages.dev

random images/screenshots i have saved. Contrary to popular belief, I am not a 17776 Juice follower :)

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The Little Western™️

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@safercanenein wheres my juptier icy mookns explorer buster

hey gibvem me my juptierm okns icy explorer uhhh i dont jabbev give it me now buster

io kjmnow u got oskem jupiter omosn ic y epxlor so i knw oyou dog got some extra buster

come here buster i klmnnow now you got uha3ikm5232lk;63m,2l;,4l3;6,l334km7m5kl5744574755

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i was listening to a silly music playlist and then imagined this when this song came up

i uh. had a little bit too much fun animating this.

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'finally i can meet my old buddy perseverance wait what is that screaming noise'

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remind me to never be a children's book / cartoon illustrator

the nostrils are killing me right now

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donald and douglas are complete chaos that needs to be on leashes in my eyes and donald especially but i cant help but find it hilarious that duck has to deal with his antics the most like an overworked father

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yes this is something that i actually did

scottish twins increase the dopamine in the brain

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This was me being satisfied with the sculpt I had for Donald & Douglas' face before retopology but deciding to make abominations with it first.

and after all that i put a pterosaur in his funnel

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i will look very grown up in my new underpants

i will look very grown up in my new underpants

i will look very grown up in my new underpants

i will look very grown up in my new underpants

i will look very grown up in my new underpants

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HAPPY LAUNCHIVERSARY TO MY MOST FAVORITE AND PROUDLY EUROPEAN MARVEL OF TECHNOLOGY!!!!

Mars Express.

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once upon a time true story brekfast

so i woioke up one day and i waas like hey im gonna d osomethbning new for bersakfast because ive been eating the same food for breakfast for the past few months siunce i dont rememebr b ut it made me eated a new food for brekky

s owhe n iwent downstaurs to make my brekafaste my sons donald and douglas were in the living room watcghing something but i didnt gwet wat the were watchging but i askled them idf they want ed to eat the breakfrast and they said 'ya ok' and i was glad bc usuaully they dont like my cooking as a lkarge azhdarchid so i wernt to the kitchen and i made the brkekuy

i pickedo ut the ingreditewns with my giant beak and then i realized i do could make this Real Good wityhj some pepper so i aded the apeper and i was like mmmmmm food so i made thgbe breakfast but it took 1 hour tho and donald and douglas were still in the livign room but they were napping so i had to wake them up by pecking at their stupid ugly faces anbd then i dragged them to the dining table so we could eat like a bigg fhoaapypyhappy fmaily

i ated da one bite and i was liokle u should tyr this and my sons nibblred at the brekky and said it waas good but they didnt eat a lot tho

and then we heard a large crash in the attic so i said to my sons 'stay here eat foods or something idk be scottish or osmething idk' and then i left upstairs to go to the atticbuyt then the stranging est thing ever enetred m yeyes once i iopoened the attic door

jupiter icy moons explorer

it wnated a drink

so i said no tyhis is not where u get the drinks g o to ESTEC or something

then it left and i said byebyue so i went back to breakfast with my sons ands they wr talkjing to eachothewr in gaelic so i watched tv instead

the end. thts the end. thats a story i had and thatys the end of it. spoace is for europ[e

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deleted scene where therte was a butterfly on douglas forehead and he liked it and it was cute but htere was a oterosaur behind donald and it sniffed the butterfly i kthink

look im just the cameraman okay???????.man

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THEY CHANGED THE DESIGN OF THE EVIL LE SPACECRAFT AKA 17776 JUICE

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IT APPEARS A CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED

A TERRIBLE CRIME INDEED

ONE WHICH DISRUPTS THE PURITY OF THE JUPITER ICY MOONS EXPLORER MISSION

WE MUST ACT FAST

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space for europe space for europe space for europe space for europe space for europe space for europe space for europe space for europe space for europe space for europe space for europe space for europe

-> Space for Europe used to be ESA's slogan until it was changed to -> United Space in Europe, which was changed to -> Elevating the Future of Europe, which is the current slogan.

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a minimum distance of 50 meters is required between me and any video editing program at all times