carpe noctem

hi, i'm samantha. eighteen. scorpio. infp.

[berniesandersdms]

[90svirgin]

The kettle is hot

[msdymonddiva-deactivated2020051]

[melaninboy]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

THIS IS THE LAST STRAW

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[loveurself2]

a man: “let’s–” me: yeah i wont be doing that

[kyungkie]

[nobodytoldthehorse]

Apparently “spite” is not an ‘appropriate answer’ to “What motivates you?”

[istandonsnowpiles]

But that’s the truth most of the time

[sheisrecovering]

[usaproblems]

USA Problem #125

Ignorant people like the first guy.

[les-b-ian]

honestly fuck those photos where someone’s room has like one white blanket on the ground next to a plant with like two pastel sweaters on a clothes rack. welcome to my cluttered hellscape of a bedroom. there are no clean walls. clothes are erupting from every crevice. my bed has 14 pillows and none of the pillowcases match. where the hell is my representation on this damn website.

[merriberri]

is “no” an emotion because i feel it

[onlytwitterpics]

[worshipgifs]

[haute-shots]

Hey, Zari!

[medicalstudent1-deactivated2019]

This is too cute!

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

dog owner: whos a good boy dog: ????? dog owner: youre a good boy!!! dog: !!!!!!!!!!! male feminist *emerging from nearby bushes*: what about me??? Am i a good ally

[sandandglass]

Samantha Bee questions why conservatives are opposed to giving diapers to poor mothers and their babies.