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@spectrum-id-col-white
*slides over* have fun
👁️👄👁️
SPEECHLESS
That’s it I’m jumping off Cloudbase.
Sir, I know you miss your wife, but that is not the way to join her. Besides, if you off yourself, they'll probably put someone in who would let me to be vivasected. I really don't want that, Admiral. Please?
…
Where can I find you, Conrad? I think… I’d appreciate a chat with an old friend.
I'm in the officers' mess, Admiral. Arguing with a crossword puzzle. Would you like to help?
Yes. of course, I’m on my way.
*slides over* have fun
👁️👄👁️
SPEECHLESS
That’s it I’m jumping off Cloudbase.
Sir, I know you miss your wife, but that is not the way to join her. Besides, if you off yourself, they'll probably put someone in who would let me to be vivasected. I really don't want that, Admiral. Please?
…
Where can I find you, Conrad? I think… I’d appreciate a chat with an old friend.
*slides over* have fun
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SPEECHLESS
That’s it I’m jumping off Cloudbase.
*salutes*
Pleasure to be of service to the cause
There will be more
We are Blessed!!!!!!!! ✨✨✨✨✨
Look at this incredible submission!!!! 👀🔥🥵🤤
Thank you so much from all of the community!!!
. . .
PAAAAAAUUUULLL!!!!!
@cpt-scarlet-spectrum
......
NO.
@spectrum-id-col-white , if you licensed these officially, you wouldn't have to ask for so much money at the next World Congress Budget Hearings.
Absolutely not.
The Muppet Show (1976 – 1981)
@spectrum-id-col-white This reminded me of you, Admiral.
I must admit that’s gotten a good chuckle out of me.
At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if I am crazy.
CRAZY! I was crazy once, they locked me in a room a rubber room full of rats, the rats made me crazy....CRAZY?
Oh no, Lieutenant, we are NOT having that start up again.
The Muppet Show (1976 – 1981)
@spectrum-id-col-white This reminded me of you, Admiral.
I must admit that’s gotten a good chuckle out of me.
At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if I am crazy.
Lt Green can get it 💚💚💚💚
Oh absolutely Anon 🤤🥵💚💚💚
Leave. My. Lieutenant. Be.
DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER THAT VIDEO OF COLONEL WHITE FROM BEHIND AT THE LAST SECURITY CONFERENCE?? 2:34:17 SPECIFICALLY???
the uniform designers knew what they were DOING
We have much to thank the Spectrum uniform designers for 🥵🔥
Putting Colonel Daddy White in those pants is one of them 😩👀
. . . @spectrum-officer-lt-green Can you lock down the colonel's feed or something or is it too late?
Captain why have I received a text from Charles that’s just, and I quote,
“Fuckekdkfkkgodthirussgsgbodktmdmmf garosdkdkksdkfm hnrosoofnnooooooooow rnfjornjononinononono ewwwnejrjgkfks fuckisndhdb eitjtngn 😭😭😭😭😭😭”
…Oh.
Yes.
I think we'll be going back to 'photojammers stay on for world council meetings' after this.
Oh, no... 'as anyone been to check on ze Colonel?
@angeldestiny I don't think so. @spectrum-id-col-white Sir? Are you okay? @angeldestiny @spectrum-officer-lt-green @bluebostonian @captain-magenta-spectrum
Someone get eyes on the Old Man, I'm stuck in Medical.
We can check on him for you 😘
...
Unless you wish to make the situation worse, I'd advise against that, Thirstbot.
nonononononononoooo
@spectrum-id-col-white could you come down to the medbay? I'm sorry, but I've taken a bad turn. Please Admiral? I'm a little scared. Please?
Conrad? Medbay?
I’M ON MY WAY
DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER THAT VIDEO OF COLONEL WHITE FROM BEHIND AT THE LAST SECURITY CONFERENCE?? 2:34:17 SPECIFICALLY???
the uniform designers knew what they were DOING
We have much to thank the Spectrum uniform designers for 🥵🔥
Putting Colonel Daddy White in those pants is one of them 😩👀
. . . @spectrum-officer-lt-green Can you lock down the colonel's feed or something or is it too late?
Captain why have I received a text from Charles that’s just, and I quote,
“Fuckekdkfkkgodthirussgsgbodktmdmmf garosdkdkksdkfm hnrosoofnnooooooooow rnfjornjononinononono ewwwnejrjgkfks fuckisndhdb eitjtngn 😭😭😭😭😭😭”
…Oh.
Yes.
I think we'll be going back to 'photojammers stay on for world council meetings' after this.
Oh, no... 'as anyone been to check on ze Colonel?
@angeldestiny I don't think so. @spectrum-id-col-white Sir? Are you okay? @angeldestiny @spectrum-officer-lt-green @bluebostonian @captain-magenta-spectrum
Someone get eyes on the Old Man, I'm stuck in Medical.
We can check on him for you 😘
...
Unless you wish to make the situation worse, I'd advise against that, Thirstbot.
nonononononononoooo
@troycyclone38 😘
kill yourself
Oh, you’re alive! That’s a pity. You’d been quiet for so long I’d hoped otherwise.
Tried, universe said no. Maybe you could do it and show me how? 😘
Gordon Cooper
Aww cut him some slack Grandma… you know how Mom said we should save swears for special occasions that really demand it? Well, Troy is special in a lotta ways.
Scott, honey. I adore that you tried. Our friend Mr Tempest may well be special in numerous ways, but going around picking fights, especially with language like that, is not gonna fly.
We should be kinder than that.
Especially to those who appear to have been short-changed in the brains department.
If it was only the brains department Grandma then I’d agree… the problem is this guy isn’t lacking so much in brains but in morality, common human decency, having any kind of a heart…
And everyone needs a nemesis don’t they? Dad has the Hood, I’ve got the thirstbot, you have the automated kitchen module… who does Gordon have? The trout man.
And how do we inspire other people to improve that? To be better? Do we lower ourselves to their level, Scotty?
The kitchen module at least has the decency to look apologetic.
My real worry is Gordon’s nemesis is a position I do not envy. I don’t want your dad to have to be phoning his friend Sam to explain what’s happened to his favourite submarine and her captain.
Knowing Samuel he’d probably find whatever Gordon does hilarious. Provided it’s short of all out destruction, I hear that submarine took a long time to build.
If you see me walking around with an arm full of crayons
No you didn't
You can't keep doing this....
Or which God will stop me??
...
None of them
Carry on
*evil cackles*
*TELEPORTS ALL CRAYONS FROM LT. AMBER'S HIDING PLACES AND QUARTERS*
NO GODS ARE REQUIRED LITTLE MAN.
@themysteronsrp
Thank you.
YOU ARE WELCOME
M-my crayons...
My stock piles...
WHILE THEY ARE NON-TOXIC, THEY ARE NOT TERRIBLY HEALTHY. IF IT WERE ONE OR TWO CRAYONS ON OCCASION, WE COULD LOOK THE OTHER WAY, BUT THIRTY-SIX KILOS?
...
They were on offer...
How
Lieutenant how on god’s green earth did you sneak that quantity on board?!
Ah nothing like playing a game of 'am I being paranoid or am I being followed' whilst walking around Manhattan. That's... That's great. Love that...
GIVE THE WORD AND WE WILL TELEPORT YOU BACK TO CLOUDBASE OR ANY PLACE ELSE YOU DEEM SAFE.
I can't leave the city I have work to do later, and hopefully I am just being paranoid and imagining things, but thank you, will be keeping that in mind.
For now I'm just going to keep my eyes open and be careful. The kind of people likely to take an interest in me around here are the sort I can spot a mile away...
Do you need back up?
Possibly.
I wasn't being paranoid. I'm near Central Park, there's a lot of people around, but I'm definitely being tailed. I think I recognise the guy too, though not for anything good. A... Former colleague, lets say... I don't know if he's realised that I've noticed him.
I need to head back to HQ soon but I really don't want to lure someone who used to know me there.
We'll get two or three of the local officers to meet you in plain clothes. Numbers should warn him off. @spectrum-officer-lt-green ?
@captain-magenta-spectrum Captain how great of a threat is he? Your assignment can and will be handed off to another officer if the risk from this individual is too great.
@spectrumsoverworkedcmo @conrad-turner-cpt-black my sincerest apologies for the… incident. I’m afraid I was being pestered by a diplomat over something he claimed to have occurred during the global conflict which did not in fact happen. I was attempting to make my way to the archives and provide proof of that fact.
Only he was rather effective at pestering and I didn’t get very much sleep in the time prior…
It won’t happen again.
No apologies needed, Admiral. Just so long as you are all right.
Strictly out of curiosity, what nonsense was he claiming?
Still, it was improper behaviour for a commanding officer.
He was insinuating that, believe or not, air-strike counter missiles were being utilised to send secret messages to “atlantians”. How the man is in such a position as the one he holds, and has not been given a drug test, is beyond me.
What...what was his name? I can think of several, ah, personages who have more bone than brain in their heads, and have to wonder if they're related.
I’m afraid I don’t think I can share his name publicly, if I do I’ll never know peace for the rest of my life, but if you’re thinking about who I think you are, then you’re on the right track.
Don't forget to apologise to @doctorspringerspaniel , as well. You were a considerable inconvenience to her.
He believed WHAT?! And you were going to dignify it with a response?
How were the Atlanta's supposed to see the missiles from the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean?
… @spectrum-id-col-white did he mean ‘Aquaphibians’. Because that’s a much bigger problem.
That was the first thing I checked and I was able to confirm he, thankfully, did not mean Aquaphibians.
@spectrumsoverworkedcmo @conrad-turner-cpt-black my sincerest apologies for the… incident. I’m afraid I was being pestered by a diplomat over something he claimed to have occurred during the global conflict which did not in fact happen. I was attempting to make my way to the archives and provide proof of that fact.
Only he was rather effective at pestering and I didn’t get very much sleep in the time prior…
It won’t happen again.
No apologies needed, Admiral. Just so long as you are all right.
Strictly out of curiosity, what nonsense was he claiming?
Still, it was improper behaviour for a commanding officer.
He was insinuating that, believe or not, air-strike counter missiles were being utilised to send secret messages to “atlantians”. How the man is in such a position as the one he holds, and has not been given a drug test, is beyond me.
What...what was his name? I can think of several, ah, personages who have more bone than brain in their heads, and have to wonder if they're related.
I’m afraid I don’t think I can share his name publicly, if I do I’ll never know peace for the rest of my life, but if you’re thinking about who I think you are, then you’re on the right track.
@spectrumsoverworkedcmo @conrad-turner-cpt-black my sincerest apologies for the… incident. I’m afraid I was being pestered by a diplomat over something he claimed to have occurred during the global conflict which did not in fact happen. I was attempting to make my way to the archives and provide proof of that fact.
Only he was rather effective at pestering and I didn’t get very much sleep in the time prior…
It won’t happen again.
No apologies needed, Admiral. Just so long as you are all right.
Strictly out of curiosity, what nonsense was he claiming?
Still, it was improper behaviour for a commanding officer.
He was insinuating that, believe or not, air-strike counter missiles were being utilised to send secret messages to “atlantians”. How the man is in such a position as the one he holds, and has not been given a drug test, is beyond me.
@spectrumsoverworkedcmo @conrad-turner-cpt-black my sincerest apologies for the… incident. I’m afraid I was being pestered by a diplomat over something he claimed to have occurred during the global conflict which did not in fact happen. I was attempting to make my way to the archives and provide proof of that fact.
Only he was rather effective at pestering and I didn’t get very much sleep in the time prior…
It won’t happen again.
@spectrumsoverworkedcmo uhh Hi doctor, could you or someone come get your Colonel? I’m across from the Consolidated File Archive’s London building and I just witnessed him almost walked into a door frame. Emphasis on almost, but I know he’s meant to be way more alert than that.
Should I move in to try and stop him?
Thank you @doctorspringerspaniel
@spectrum-officer-lt-green could you contact Spectrum London and have them send someone over?
@spectrum-id-col-white what are you up to? You were supposed to be taking some leave.
Stupid file clerk… stupid people in my ears all day arguing stupid things that happened twenty years ago
Stupid
