Be More Chill Act 1 Lyric Starters
โIโm waiting for my porno to load.โ
โMy brain is gonna freakinโ explode.โ
โAnd now, of course, itโs time to hit the road, which means Iโll be uncomfortable all day. But that really isnโt such a change; if Iโm not feeling weird or super strange my life would be in utter disarray,ย 'cause freaking out is my okay. Good morning time to start the day!โ
โUgh, God. I wish I had the skill to just be fine and cool and chill.โ
โI donโt wanna be a hero, just wanna stay in the line.โ
โI follow my own rules, and I use them as my tools to stay alive.โ
โI donโt wanna be special. No, no, I just wanna survive.โ
โIโll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool.โ
โMy Mac Daddy game couldnโt be more limp.โ
โAccept that youโre one of those guys whoโll be a virgin โtil he dies.โ
โI donโt want to be a baller, I just want some skills to count on.โ
โYou look like ass, whatโs wrong?โ
โEvolutionโs survival of the fittest, right? But now, because of technology you donโt have to be strong to survive. Which means thereโs never been a better time in history to be a loser! So own it!โ
โWhy try to be cool when you could beย getting stoned in my basement.โ
โIโm never gonna be the cool guy, Iโm more the one whoโs left out.โ
โOf all the characters at ______, I am not the one who the storyโs about.โ
โTeach me how to thrive, help me to more than survive!โ
โNo, Iโm not into self-harm. Dude, I swear, here check my arm!โ
โWhy am I telling this to you? Guess thereโs a part of me that wants to.โ
โI donโt want to be special, donโt even need to survive. I just want to know that _____ knows Iโm alive.โ
โThis is some top-secret, canโt-even-look-it-up-on-the-internet shit.โ
โThe quantum computerย in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and tells you what to do.โ
"Look, I apologize for treating you like human garbage all the time.โ
โItโs better than drugs, ______.โ
โItโs an effed up world but itโs a two-player game!โ
โDude, you are cooler than a vintage cassette, itโs just that no one else but me thinks that yet.โ
โHigh school is whack, but we have each otherโs back.โ
โYou know that you are my favorite person.โ
โIs it really true? Iโm your favowite person?โ
โYeah, weโre never not gonna be a team. ________ย is shit, and you gotta help me conquer it. Itโs just what we do, we make it a two-player game.โ
โOh, everything about you is so terrible.ย Everything about you makes me wanna die.โ
โDonโt freak out and donโt resist. And have no doubt, if I assist you will be more chill.โ
โDonโt smile. Stare intensely. Speak like you donโt care about your own death.โ
โDonโt ya say no, ______, can you be coerced?โ
โ______, you canโt just listen, you have to obey.โ
โ______, if this is going to work you need to do as I instruct!โ
โEverything about me is just terrible, everything about me makes me wanna die.โ
โBut ______, soon youโll see that if you listen to me that everything about you is going to be wonderful!โ
โStill not gonna be the cool guy, but maybe not so left out.โ
โAll in all a not too heinous day!โ
โSay thereโs this person you pass in the _____ every day, youโve known him since ___________. Youโre used to thinking about him from the persona that he displayed. Then something changes. And he changesโฆ from a guy that youโd never be into, into a guy that youโd kinda be into.โ
โBeing here with you right now, our future is so clear, our union is so near.โ
โYour life was so pitiful before, now itโs time to go all the way and more. You gotta get an upgrade!โ
โDonโt worry about the guilt you feel, just take a breath and seal the deal.โ
โDo you want to come over to my place tonight? My parents wonโt be home so itโs alright. They laundered money, now theyโre on the runโฆ Which means the house is empty, so thatโs fun!โ
โWell, I am flattered, this is new. Still not sure what I should do.โ
โI already know what itโs like to be the loser, I should find out what itโs like not to be the loser.โ
โTried to be genuine and true, but now itโs time for something new.โ
โOptic Nerve Blocking: On.โ











