Oct 17, 2021
FAQS
Q: Who are you, exactly?
A: I'm Zephyr Blight, in my 20s, he/him. That's all you're getting
Q: Why don't you get the messages right? We're paying you to deliver packages, the messages should be exact.
A: Letters get all jumbled up when I'm reading, it's hard to remember the exact message. (My HUSBAND says I have dislex-something) But I always get the gist.
Q: Oohh, FIANCÉ! Can we hear more about him?
A: No.
Q: Pretty please? He sounds great!
A: He is. Still no.
Q: Well, what will you tell us?
A: I'll answer delivery questions.
Q: Why is John Mulaney on the banned list?
A: He knows what he did.
Q: Come on, anything juicy?
A: Fresh fruit deliveries are half off the first of every month. Goodbye.
