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Sgt Quentin J. Kristofferson offering semi-frequent updates from UNIT vessel, the Valiant.

[talesfromthevaliant]

((OOC: Since more Doctor Who is now available (as of 11th May 2024), I wanted to talk about the canon divergent nature of my accounts (this one, Gat, Bella, Tacca, weeping angel propaganda). Namely, where they leave canon behind.

For all of my Who/Renegades accounts, 13's era is where we start to waver. By the time Graham and Ryan have left, the accounts are no longer following canon. Everything afterwards does not happen in the canon of the accounts.

This is mostly due to me being unsure in both my writing and the show's recent writing. I apologise for any inconvenience this may bring and hope this makes some sense.))

ORIGINAL PINNED:

https://www.tumblr.com/talesfromthevaliant/669396788264026112/hello

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

Any good parties going on?

[talesfromthevaliant]

We're planning a barbecue soon.

[forensiccountermeasures]

[barkinguptherighttree]

Blobby things

[talesfromthevaliant]

[barkinguptherighttree]

Yes… less smooth but certainly a similar species? They’re on file then?

[talesfromthevaliant]

One individual of this variant is on... extensive file. To put it lightly.

[barkinguptherighttree]

Blobby things

[talesfromthevaliant]

[talesfromthevaliant]

To many, it is the day of love.

Cherish it while you have it.

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

....

I did it, I think. Now I just need a human to test it.

[talesfromthevaliant]

No you don't. That sounds like a recipe for disaster.

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

If I don't, I can't be sure it works. I wouldn't test it on anyone who didn't voluntarily sign up for it, don't worry

[talesfromthevaliant]

And if it doesn't work? What's the plan for that?

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

An apology and hazard pay

[talesfromthevaliant]

Very useful if they don't remember anything, isn't it?

I'm going to regret this but...

What... What does the test consist of?

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

Simple. First, we watch a movie and they'll answer questions about it, to get a baseline.

Then, I administer the vaccine. We watch a second movie. I administer a small dose is retcon, wait for it to take affect, and then have them answer the second set of questions.

Afterwards they walk away with a decent sum of money and the dessert of their choosing.

[talesfromthevaliant]

That's it, is it?

Hmm...

One moment, will you?

...

Private J Jenkins reporting. What's the situation? Quentin just told me to get here and start talking.

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

Oh, I'm just looking for volunteers to test out a new vaccine I've created. Hypothetically, it makes retcon ineffective

[talesfromthevaliant]

Oh? Ineffective, huh?

Alright, I've read up. Movies, money, and dessert. Sounds like a fair deal to me! You must be confident if you're moving to human testing.

Where... Where do we meet up? How do I meet up? I'm still on the Valiant.

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

I'll give you an address, we'll meet there

And what's your favorite dessert?

[talesfromthevaliant]

Oh, goodness... I'm going to have to use up my ground leave early for this...

My favourite dessert? Chocolate pancakes with syrup!

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

Sorry, I'd meet you up there except for the fact I don't trust you lot not to swarm me

[talesfromthevaliant]

Oh, I'm sure we wouldn't! Well, not all that sure. Mostly sure.

I'll meet you at the address.

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

....

I did it, I think. Now I just need a human to test it.

[talesfromthevaliant]

No you don't. That sounds like a recipe for disaster.

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

If I don't, I can't be sure it works. I wouldn't test it on anyone who didn't voluntarily sign up for it, don't worry

[talesfromthevaliant]

And if it doesn't work? What's the plan for that?

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

An apology and hazard pay

[talesfromthevaliant]

Very useful if they don't remember anything, isn't it?

I'm going to regret this but...

What... What does the test consist of?

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

Simple. First, we watch a movie and they'll answer questions about it, to get a baseline.

Then, I administer the vaccine. We watch a second movie. I administer a small dose is retcon, wait for it to take affect, and then have them answer the second set of questions.

Afterwards they walk away with a decent sum of money and the dessert of their choosing.

[talesfromthevaliant]

That's it, is it?

Hmm...

One moment, will you?

...

Private J Jenkins reporting. What's the situation? Quentin just told me to get here and start talking.

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

Oh, I'm just looking for volunteers to test out a new vaccine I've created. Hypothetically, it makes retcon ineffective

[talesfromthevaliant]

Oh? Ineffective, huh?

Alright, I've read up. Movies, money, and dessert. Sounds like a fair deal to me! You must be confident if you're moving to human testing.

Where... Where do we meet up? How do I meet up? I'm still on the Valiant.

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

I'll give you an address, we'll meet there

And what's your favorite dessert?

[talesfromthevaliant]

Oh, goodness... I'm going to have to use up my ground leave early for this...

My favourite dessert? Chocolate pancakes with syrup!

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

....

I did it, I think. Now I just need a human to test it.

[talesfromthevaliant]

No you don't. That sounds like a recipe for disaster.

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

If I don't, I can't be sure it works. I wouldn't test it on anyone who didn't voluntarily sign up for it, don't worry

[talesfromthevaliant]

And if it doesn't work? What's the plan for that?

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

An apology and hazard pay

[talesfromthevaliant]

Very useful if they don't remember anything, isn't it?

I'm going to regret this but...

What... What does the test consist of?

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

Simple. First, we watch a movie and they'll answer questions about it, to get a baseline.

Then, I administer the vaccine. We watch a second movie. I administer a small dose is retcon, wait for it to take affect, and then have them answer the second set of questions.

Afterwards they walk away with a decent sum of money and the dessert of their choosing.

[talesfromthevaliant]

That's it, is it?

Hmm...

One moment, will you?

...

Private J Jenkins reporting. What's the situation? Quentin just told me to get here and start talking.

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

Oh, I'm just looking for volunteers to test out a new vaccine I've created. Hypothetically, it makes retcon ineffective

[talesfromthevaliant]

Oh? Ineffective, huh?

Alright, I've read up. Movies, money, and dessert. Sounds like a fair deal to me! You must be confident if you're moving to human testing.

Where... Where do we meet up? How do I meet up? I'm still on the Valiant.

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

....

I did it, I think. Now I just need a human to test it.

[talesfromthevaliant]

No you don't. That sounds like a recipe for disaster.

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

If I don't, I can't be sure it works. I wouldn't test it on anyone who didn't voluntarily sign up for it, don't worry

[talesfromthevaliant]

And if it doesn't work? What's the plan for that?

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

An apology and hazard pay

[talesfromthevaliant]

Very useful if they don't remember anything, isn't it?

I'm going to regret this but...

What... What does the test consist of?

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

Simple. First, we watch a movie and they'll answer questions about it, to get a baseline.

Then, I administer the vaccine. We watch a second movie. I administer a small dose is retcon, wait for it to take affect, and then have them answer the second set of questions.

Afterwards they walk away with a decent sum of money and the dessert of their choosing.

[talesfromthevaliant]

That's it, is it?

Hmm...

One moment, will you?

...

Private J Jenkins reporting. What's the situation? Quentin just told me to get here and start talking.

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

....

I did it, I think. Now I just need a human to test it.

[talesfromthevaliant]

No you don't. That sounds like a recipe for disaster.

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

If I don't, I can't be sure it works. I wouldn't test it on anyone who didn't voluntarily sign up for it, don't worry

[talesfromthevaliant]

And if it doesn't work? What's the plan for that?

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

An apology and hazard pay

[talesfromthevaliant]

Very useful if they don't remember anything, isn't it?

I'm going to regret this but...

What... What does the test consist of?

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

....

I did it, I think. Now I just need a human to test it.

[talesfromthevaliant]

No you don't. That sounds like a recipe for disaster.

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

If I don't, I can't be sure it works. I wouldn't test it on anyone who didn't voluntarily sign up for it, don't worry

[talesfromthevaliant]

And if it doesn't work? What's the plan for that?

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

....

I did it, I think. Now I just need a human to test it.

[talesfromthevaliant]

No you don't. That sounds like a recipe for disaster.

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

I had some soup. From a can.

[talesfromthevaliant]

You put that in italics like canned soup is a bad thing.

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

It is! It's all... my head hurt too much for this. It just is.

[talesfromthevaliant]

We're not all expert cooks... Melly, was it?

Would you like me to recommend a ground crew come check up on you?

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

UNIT, come to my home when I'm weak and sick? I'll pass.

[talesfromthevaliant]

Hey, at least I'm asking rather than doing.

You just seem to have been unwell for a while. I had a flu when I was a child, I wasn't out of it for nearly as long.

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

I had some soup. From a can.

[talesfromthevaliant]

You put that in italics like canned soup is a bad thing.

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

It is! It's all... my head hurt too much for this. It just is.

[talesfromthevaliant]

We're not all expert cooks... Melly, was it?

Would you like me to recommend a ground crew come check up on you?

[totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord]

I had some soup. From a can.

[talesfromthevaliant]

You put that in italics like canned soup is a bad thing.

[talesfromthevaliant]

Happy New Year or whatever.

I wish I was an alcoholic.

[onebluedalek]

YOU CAN ALWAYS START!

I RECOMMEND JACKSON MORGAN CREAM LIQUOR!!!!

[talesfromthevaliant]

I'm not taking advice from a dalek.

[onebluedalek]

NOT A FAN OF LIQUORS- THE BLACKBERRY MERLOT IS A WINE THAT IS EXTREMELY SWEET TO THE PALLET!

[talesfromthevaliant]

I'll pass the recommendation along to someone who gives a shit.