wuss poppin' pussycats

i'm 16, my name's leo, i like yugioh and jojo. it's all good. he/him

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[clickholeofficial]

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This is incredible. 

[gaydva-deactivated20180104]

Election 2020 predictions

Republican - Benito Mussolini

Democrats - Someone from tumblr who thinks that cuck is a slur

Greens - that witch who stole bones from a cemetery and sold them

Libertarians - The Amazing Atheist

[ramisuschrist-blog]

live fast die young 

bad girls do it well

[bikiniarmor-deactivated20230726]

[satanicpornocultshop]

I made you a cookie but I…God, I’m so sorry. This is so difficult to say. There’s no point in lying to you. Please forgive me, but i fucking eated it. I’m so sorry.

[safe-in-love-blog]

ate** nobody says eated

[veryhappyturtle-deactivated2017]

I’m not really sure whether to feel sorry for or jealous of this person for not getting the reference

[jerkcity-deactivated20180518]

#6609: the hose again

[tamarrud]

for anyone who’s looking for ways to help, SAMS (Syrian American Medical Society) has been working on the ground and are currently treating those affected by the chemical attack in Idlib. they are in need of support to continue to provide care, so donate if you’re able to or simply spread the word. thank you

[meadowkitten]

i like the multiverse theory because there are giant hamsters playing basketball somewhere out there. i also dislike the multiverse theory because there’s a world where the competition went to their heads and they forgot to have fun

[imx-remade-deactivated20181210]

honestly if you’re under 27 and you listen to 80s music, there is a 99% chance that you’re gay. these are just the statistics

[angelicguy]

a pristine, crisp white shirt and a world of sauce perfectly balanced between each other. just a slight of the hand could be the difference between life and death. icarus approaching the sun

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

this photo has a strangely strong expressionalistic aura and it’s emotionally abrasive.

[pokemom-remade]

[arianneiam-deactivated20130318]

me in 50 years

[nyanbinyuri]

I want to know what Miyuki did to piss off the fire nation the first time

[sindri42]

That is the face of a cat who has lived life and regrets none of it.

[insomniac-arrest]

Save Points around the US

California

save points: any in-and-out burger

HP: a street puddle (the ocean doesn’t count)

Washington:

Save Point: small organic restaurant bistros

HP: chew on pine needles

West:

Save Point: weird rock formations that don’t look like they should form that way

HP: any semblance of an alien sighting

Colorado:

save point: fist-bumping anyone smoking a joint outside

HP: roll in the snow

Wyoming:

Save point: your own existential feeling of emptiness

HP: find another human being and caress them

Midwest:

Save Point: Hell is Real sign

HP: The Corn God, pray to him, he may listen

The Rust Belt:

Save points: none, make deals with local NPCs and extend your gameplay

HP: that goddamn pizza with too much cheese

New England:

Save Point: someone complaining about the weather

HP: physically fighting someone over the patriots  

New York: 

Save Point: any subway entrance

HP: nearest rat. grab it with your bare hands

The South: 

save point: ‘Jesus Saves’ bumper sticker

HP: chug that sweet tea boii

Florida

Save Point: tourist with a sunburn

HP: getting bingo

Texas: if you die in Texas you die in real life

[swarnpert]

Pennsylvania

Save Point: Any Wawa, Sheetz, or Turkey Hill HP: Any water gathered in potholes

[wesleythebuck]

New Jersey Save point: Wawa or Quickchek HP: a slice of Porkroll/ Taylor Ham

[fishermod]

Canada Save point: tim hortons HP: apologizing when you don’t need to

[askmichigan]

Michigan Save point: Coney Island HP: Vernors/Faygo

[gaylor-moon]

[lovlae]

this will never not b funny every time i think about this i literally like , scream 

[paper-mario-wiki]

just as mother mary was inpregnated by god to bear the lord jesus christ unto the world, King Koopa was impregnated by shigeru miyamoto so that he may bear bowser junior unto the world