My name is Tommy.

Have any of you figured out the whole aether thing yet? Because I’m so confused as to how y’all can be here, can’t be here and how I can just randomly join you in your sad little void mancave (which needs redecorating)

We haven’t. Yet, anyway. @nickythescratching says there’s something… deeply hexy going on though. Hopefully the coven can figure that out for us.

Also, our man cave is EPIC. I think you’re just jealous.

Both beanbags are broken, you sit on the floor

Sigh. Can’t you or Nicky use some magic to fix those? My sewing skills are something to be desired.

Not my Man Cave not my problem

I don't see a problem with sitting on the floor, when I was a kid I wasn't even allowed to sit at the table. My backside is designed for the pavement.

But if it's bothering you, little sister, I'll fix it so you can sit down. Just because I have SpongeBob's butt doesn't mean I want to condemn you to the same fate.

Damn right you will!

Anything for my favorite sister.

Have any of you figured out the whole aether thing yet? Because I’m so confused as to how y’all can be here, can’t be here and how I can just randomly join you in your sad little void mancave (which needs redecorating)

We haven’t. Yet, anyway. @nickythescratching says there’s something… deeply hexy going on though. Hopefully the coven can figure that out for us.

Also, our man cave is EPIC. I think you’re just jealous.

Both beanbags are broken, you sit on the floor

Sigh. Can’t you or Nicky use some magic to fix those? My sewing skills are something to be desired.

Not my Man Cave not my problem

I don't see a problem with sitting on the floor, when I was a kid I wasn't even allowed to sit at the table. My backside is designed for the pavement.

But if it's bothering you, little sister, I'll fix it so you can sit down. Just because I have SpongeBob's butt doesn't mean I want to condemn you to the same fate.

Damn right you will!

I… am going to look up how much it would cost to ship 3 beanbag chairs to us.

Have any of you figured out the whole aether thing yet? Because I’m so confused as to how y’all can be here, can’t be here and how I can just randomly join you in your sad little void mancave (which needs redecorating)

We haven’t. Yet, anyway. @nickythescratching says there’s something… deeply hexy going on though. Hopefully the coven can figure that out for us.

Also, our man cave is EPIC. I think you’re just jealous.

Both beanbags are broken, you sit on the floor

Sigh. Can’t you or Nicky use some magic to fix those? My sewing skills are something to be desired.

Have any of you figured out the whole aether thing yet? Because I’m so confused as to how y’all can be here, can’t be here and how I can just randomly join you in your sad little void mancave (which needs redecorating)

We haven’t. Yet, anyway. @nickythescratching says there’s something… deeply hexy going on though. Hopefully the coven can figure that out for us.

Also, our man cave is EPIC. I think you’re just jealous.

tobias, i need your help to go really fast and get something for me ( it will be amusing I swear) ;)

Hey Alexandra, for the 15th time my name is not Toby it’s Tommy. 🙄

But I’ll let it slide this time cause I’m very much curious to see what your plan is. I don’t even need details I’m already in.

ill stick to whatever I heard first, and that was @mother-harkness calling you Toby. Anywho, would you and the rest of the kiddos ( @cassie-mun-the-daughter-of-death @nickythescratching @cansomeonetakemetotheroad and @yourfavouriteboyf ) be interested in doing a prank on the throuple and the deadly couple ( parent trap style!)

Depends if I get grounded for it

ill cover y'all 🫡

How big is your blanket?

the invisible one or the normal one ( trick question, both are 9x10 feet)

I mean, I am pretty quick. But the blankets are appreciated. What kinda prank we talking here?

My fear is that I'll do something, my mothers will kill me again and then there will be another divorce.

AGAIN????

It's a complicated story... Let's just say that technically my conception date and my current age don't match by a few decades/centuries.

And I’m made of death magic so it’s ambiguous with me too

I mean. Me and Billy aren’t natural either. I’ve heard the word “mutant” thrown around, but I’m not sure how I feel about that.

What a bunch of freaks we all are, eh?

tobias, i need your help to go really fast and get something for me ( it will be amusing I swear) ;)

Hey Alexandra, for the 15th time my name is not Toby it’s Tommy. 🙄

But I’ll let it slide this time cause I’m very much curious to see what your plan is. I don’t even need details I’m already in.

ill stick to whatever I heard first, and that was @mother-harkness calling you Toby. Anywho, would you and the rest of the kiddos ( @cassie-mun-the-daughter-of-death @nickythescratching @cansomeonetakemetotheroad and @yourfavouriteboyf ) be interested in doing a prank on the throuple and the deadly couple ( parent trap style!)

Depends if I get grounded for it

ill cover y'all 🫡

How big is your blanket?

the invisible one or the normal one ( trick question, both are 9x10 feet)

I mean, I am pretty quick. But the blankets are appreciated. What kinda prank we talking here?

My fear is that I'll do something, my mothers will kill me again and then there will be another divorce.

AGAIN????

tobias, i need your help to go really fast and get something for me ( it will be amusing I swear) ;)

Hey Alexandra, for the 15th time my name is not Toby it’s Tommy. 🙄

But I’ll let it slide this time cause I’m very much curious to see what your plan is. I don’t even need details I’m already in.

ill stick to whatever I heard first, and that was @mother-harkness calling you Toby. Anywho, would you and the rest of the kiddos ( @cassie-mun-the-daughter-of-death @nickythescratching @cansomeonetakemetotheroad and @yourfavouriteboyf ) be interested in doing a prank on the throuple and the deadly couple ( parent trap style!)

Depends if I get grounded for it

ill cover y'all 🫡

How big is your blanket?

the invisible one or the normal one ( trick question, both are 9x10 feet)

I mean, I am pretty quick. But the blankets are appreciated. What kinda prank we talking here?

tobias, i need your help to go really fast and get something for me ( it will be amusing I swear) ;)

Hey Alexandra, for the 15th time my name is not Toby it’s Tommy. 🙄

But I’ll let it slide this time cause I’m very much curious to see what your plan is. I don’t even need details I’m already in.

mother-harkness

Agatha Harkness is here, you little bitches.

Don't bother me, and I'll stay out of your way (maybe..). And no, I'm not divorced, although I probably should.. hmm..

THE COVEN

@theeegreenwitch - my amazing wife who's lowkey mentally stable but she's gay so i don't blame her

@winemothercalderu - she basically lives at my place, surprisingly high alcohol tolerance for someone so old

@alice-wuing-ur-ass-lol - oops.. looks like someone's back from the dead, that wasn't my fault at all

@kalekare - she's scamming people and she knows, does it so proudly too I'm almost impressed

@cansomeonetakemetotheroad - billy, wanda's brother, she was a real bitch but hey, at least her son isn't as bad

@nickythescratching - oh my son, a mess, but i blame his other mom's genes

@cassie-mun-the-daughter-of-death - oh my daughter, she'll do great things if boys (or girls?) don't distract her

@speedy-toby - tommy, billy's brother, he's barely around but he steals everything. ugh. thank god i have Lilia to babysit all these boys

Discord poll, who would survive a zombie apocalypse? I want to know the reasons too

@cassie-mun-the-daughter-of-death

@winemothercalderu @kalekare @mother-harkness @alice-wuing-ur-ass-lol @speedy-toby @cansomeonetakemetotheroad @theeegreenwitch

Nope I would not. Don't have any reasons

But, but you were a police officer

Zombies… slow. Me… fast. Also me… not in a corporeal body. I think we’re safe @nickythescratching.

But what if it's those zombies?

Well. I certainly don’t like that.

Discord poll, who would survive a zombie apocalypse? I want to know the reasons too

@cassie-mun-the-daughter-of-death

@winemothercalderu @kalekare @mother-harkness @alice-wuing-ur-ass-lol @speedy-toby @cansomeonetakemetotheroad @theeegreenwitch

Nope I would not. Don't have any reasons

But, but you were a police officer

Zombies… slow. Me… fast. Also me… not in a corporeal body. I think we’re safe @nickythescratching.

Tommy? Is that you?

@wanda-maximoff-official

Uh, hey random stranger. You know my mom?

@wanda-maximoff-official

#come find me

Hello children, I'm Alexandra and this is an account I made after my dear friend Alice made me do it...

The coven:

@mother-harkness - the unstable wife of the personification of death.

Very scary till asked about her son and daughter

@alice-wuing-ur-ass-lol - my dearest Alice, a protection witch with the biggest hair die collection in east Westview.

@theeegreenwitch - the personification of death and professional annoyance in Agatha's butt.

@winemothercalderu - divination witch, whom to me, is a divine being herself ( lilia come back to me piz I beg you)

@nickythescratching - Agatha and rio's son, being insane comes with the genes.

@kalekare - snarky witch with way to much sexual tension around Alice to be normal.

@since-51 - Agatha's neighbor with an impressive petunia garden.

@cansomeonetakemetotheroad - emo twink sweetheart whit a heart of gold.

@cassie-mun-the-daughter-of-death - rio and Agatha's other child, lovely kid with a killer aesthetic.

@yourfavoriteboyf -eyeliner kid's boyfriend who has to drop an arm routine.

@speedy-toby. - Billy's brother whom I still call Toby to this day.

(( this is a roleplay blog! Come say hi to me in my main one @yourbasicqueerie <3))

You seen this blonde bitch at hot topic? I want her phone number

First of all, ouch, why am I the first person you think about when you think about hot topic?

Second of all, that's Drew. And yes I have her number but I'm not giving it to you

Pretty please…?

Mmm no, go talk to her yourself. She's usually at work monday, wedensday, and friday

Thanks Alice, love you Alice! Is she single?

Yes she is

She should be anyway, her last relationship ended in a dumpsterfire

This is getting spicy. I wanna see what happens next.

winemothercalderu-deactivated20

😉😉

@kalekare @alice-wuing-ur-ass-lol @nickythescratching @notthatkindofwitch @mother-harkness @theeegreenwitch @winemothercalderu @speedy-toby @cansomeonetakemetotheroad @yourfavouriteboyf

Oh great, another couple to thirdwheel. (Am I using that right? Alice said that's how you use it)

@alice-wuing-ur-ass-lol

winemothercalderu-deactivated20

You're not thirdwheeling with me n jen, babes

:)