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TM wouldn't let me decorate the blog the way I wanted to so it's fugly as shit. ((IC HHNNRP blog))

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Why would you want a tiger? Cat pee is terrible! Imagine if a GIANT cat peed in your house, or even in your yard! You can't just put bleach on that!

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tear-pearled replied to your post “tear-pearled replied to your post: im at the bar and had to ask fr a...”

nuh uh ! what's dumb is getting lost in a super market

both of these thngs are dumb. i thinkwe might be dumb.

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tear-pearled replied to your post: im at the bar and had to ask fr a bend...

that is cute !

it jus felt kinda dumb.

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im at the bar and had to ask fr a bendy stra. 

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tear-pearled replied to your post: tear-pearled replied to your post:tear...

does your home require shirts ? are you offended if I do not wear one?

nah im not ofended. its more comon where im from.

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tear-pearled replied to your post:tear-pearled replied to your post: id almost be...

we can play a game, then ! I will bring my mancala board. I have nowhere to be and I have been rather lonely myself .

cool. see you when you get hre.

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tear-pearled replied to your post: id almost be jelous of speedy getin al...

I will pay attention to you as well ! do you need any help with illnesses? maybe housekeeping? do you know how to play go or mancala ?

no im healthy. playin a game wouldn be so bad though. kinda borin without speedy up buggin the shit outa me all day.

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id almost be jelous of speedy getin all this atention from cute girls jus because hes sick. but hes bein so pathetic about it.

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do you want me to take small demon to my cave ? it is comfy, I have many soft things and silks. I can treat him better there .

he looks like hes doing a little betr today. and he might be upset if i let you take off wit him.

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tear-pearled replied to your post: prettyinbuffalo replied to your post: ...

drop me an address and I will bring some by ! you do not have to get me anything. although if you have any raw meat that might be nice

ill send you the adress an see about gettin you some meat. thanks.

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prettyinbuffalo replied to your post: woke up to speedy hugin the trashcan. ...

pet him with a broom

my stomach to body ratio is close to that of a starfsh. im not getin that close to him until hes bettr.

tear-pearled replied to your post “woke up to speedy hugin the trashcan. i dont kno how to take care of...”

is he stomach sick ? I have plenty of herbal medicine!

yes. we wuld appreciate it if you would share sme with us. well find something to pay you bac with.

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great0ldone replied to your post:theinfernalwalkhome replied to your post: woke up...

Oh boy did I miss some drama.

kindof. nothin realy interesting.

girlouttawater replied to your post “woke up to speedy hugin the trashcan. i dont kno how to take care of...”

Oh no! Can I help? I can take care of him

ill leave him on the porch for you.

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theinfernalwalkhome replied to your post: woke up to speedy hugin the trashcan. ...

Better than he deserves after last night.

youre both childish. him a little bit moreso than you.

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great0ldone replied to your post: woke up to speedy hugin the trashcan. ...

Lock him in the bathroom with some food or something.

i dont think food is a good idea at this point.

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woke up to speedy hugin the trashcan. i dont kno how to take care of  a sick persn. maybe i shuld just put him outside.

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(( I remembered from the touch chart that Speedy had the most body hair so I thought of him looking like a scruffy little monster man in children's clothes whenever he first gets up in the morning.))

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theinfernalwalkhome replied to your post: theinfernalwalkhome replied to your po...

Hilarious.

And you don't get to mock me!! But fine, be cocky about it! The next time you come around our house if you try 'literally ripping out entrails' or anything we will literally eat you!