my engine’s ready to explode

bash. 33. the face of formula 1. gay as fuck.

[iceiceblairy]

↳INSTAGRAM: @blairymcrory posted a photo to their story:

[speedyseb]

@bashhughes: Come away with me?

[roberrys]

↳INSTAGRAM: @rowanberry uploaded a photo:

Tofu is spayed, house-trained, cuddly, insanely lovely and in need of a good home. Her previous owners moved overseas and I want her to find a new forever family. Give me a message if you’re interested!

[speedyseb]

@bashhughes: I'm supposed to be looking at the cat while those arms are out?

[drivingmissjune]

↳INSTAGRAM: @june14perry posted to their story.

[speedyseb]

@bashhughes: Tell him to keep those hands where I can see them.

[vroomvroomeva]

↳INSTAGRAM: @vroomvroomeva uploaded to their story.

[speedyseb]

@bashhughes: Does June know he's behind her? Tell her to run.

[dungeonsanddale]

↳INSTAGRAM: @dalehudson uploaded a photo:

Hi (said with the intention of letting you be the shark when we play the Jaws board game 😘)

[speedyseb]

@bashhughes: Two hands? Very ambitious. 👀

[ariadnebyanyothername]

↳INSTAGRAM: @stageyhalliday uploaded a photo:

Addie and I spent the day picking flowers for the future Silly wedding. How do we feel about Spring, @billymchale?

[speedyseb]

@bashhughes: Adorable.

[speedyseb]

SEB: You're ridiculous. What have I let myself in for? [minutes pass] SEB: Apologies, I came to my senses. Massive cock and pretty face sort of override insanity on my list of priorities.

[dungeonsanddale]

DALE: Nice save. The door might still be open for you after Australia now.

[speedyseb]

SEB: What a relief.

[speedyseb]

SEB: Writing or reading? SEB: Don't tell me. You're writing self insert fan fiction with Sidney Crosby?

[dungeonsanddale]

DALE: I can't believe you think I'd split up Sid and Kathy.

[speedyseb]

SEB: You're ridiculous. What have I let myself in for? [minutes pass] SEB: Apologies, I came to my senses. Massive cock and pretty face sort of override insanity on my list of priorities.

[speedyseb]

SEB: Lewis Hamilton. Nico Rosberg. I hear AO3 is absolutely rabid for them. SEB: MY younger sister sends me updates quite regularly, actually. Some of it's quite filthy

[dungeonsanddale]

DALE: What's AO3?

DALE: Nah, I'm fucking with you, I've done my time on that website.

[speedyseb]

SEB: Writing or reading? SEB: Don't tell me. You're writing self insert fan fiction with Sidney Crosby?

[speedyseb]

SEB: Maybe I need to introduce you to F1 lore, darling. SEB: Lewis Hamilton? Heard of him? He has ghosts too, sweetheart. Blond, German, homosexual ones.

[dungeonsanddale]

DALE: You are saying. I recognise these words individually. But together...

[speedyseb]

SEB: Lewis Hamilton. Nico Rosberg. I hear AO3 is absolutely rabid for them. SEB: MY younger sister sends me updates quite regularly, actually. Some of it's quite filthy

[speedyseb]

SEB: Admittedly, I don't care about hockey the way you seem to. I just think that Holden chap is fuckable. But, yes. Go team Canada? SEB: Excuse me? Who sees ghosts?

[dungeonsanddale]

DALE: I don't care how fuckable he is, he goes home crying.

DALE: The sad American man.

[speedyseb]

SEB: Maybe I need to introduce you to F1 lore, darling. SEB: Lewis Hamilton? Heard of him? He has ghosts too, sweetheart. Blond, German, homosexual ones.

[speedyseb]

SEB: Jesus Christ. SEB: That is a child. I meant Holden. SEB: Is it because he's American or because you don't have eyes?

[dungeonsanddale]

DALE: I need Slovakia to twist that blond man into a pretzel tomorrow and if they don't, then it'll be up to us to crush his spirit. All in the name of the patron saint of our country: Sidney Crosby.

DALE: Fuck Team USA! Even that poor man who sees the ghosts.

[speedyseb]

SEB: Admittedly, I don't care about hockey the way you seem to. I just think that Holden chap is fuckable. But, yes. Go team Canada? SEB: Excuse me? Who sees ghosts?

[speedyseb]

SEB: I do know that, but it's still satisfying to hear. SEB: You're gorgeous, for what it's worth. Every inch of you. SEB: Your loss, darling. Though, that blond hockey fella is a bit of alright to look at. I suppose.

[dungeonsanddale]

DALE: Thanks!

DALE: Macklin Celebrini!?!?!? He's a KID! Now who's the nonce!?

DALE: Aw shit, do you mean the Team USA guy? You've lost me again, babe.

[speedyseb]

SEB: Jesus Christ. SEB: That is a child. I meant Holden. SEB: Is it because he's American or because you don't have eyes?

[speedyseb]

SEB: If you're really lucky and you turn on ESPN at the right time, you might even get to see me looking hot and sweaty for a little extra content.

[dungeonsanddale]

DALE: You're so hot. I hope you know that.

DALE: I'm telling you this to cushion the blow because the only thing I will be watching in ESPN is the Winter Olympics.

[speedyseb]

SEB: I do know that, but it's still satisfying to hear. SEB: You're gorgeous, for what it's worth. Every inch of you. SEB: Your loss, darling. Though, that blond hockey fella is a bit of alright to look at. I suppose.

[speedyseb]

SEB: Better memorise it, darling.

[dungeonsanddale]

DALE: I'll think about it whenever I put my hand to use. Until the zoom zooms leave Down Under.

[speedyseb]

SEB: If you're really lucky and you turn on ESPN at the right time, you might even get to see me looking hot and sweaty for a little extra content.

[speedyseb]

SEB: Utterly shameless.

[dungeonsanddale]

DALE: I'm looking at something shameless alright.

[speedyseb]

SEB: Better memorise it, darling.

[speedyseb]

SEB: I'm a man of my word, love. SEB: [attaches video of him deepthroating his dildo]

[dungeonsanddale]

DALE: Oh! Kachow!

[speedyseb]

SEB: Utterly shameless.