mona lisas and mad hatters

born and bred new yorker. check out my podcast: pillow talk, available on all streaming platforms. it’s probably what your girlfriend gets off to.

[valentinably]

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[pillowtalkjake]

@pillowtalkjake: Hey sexy

[jessicaortease]

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my baby

[pillowtalkjake]

@pillowtalkjake: Did Prue spend the whole time pimping me out to you? And also why not?

[macnamaramelodies]

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[pillowtalkjake]

@pillowtalkjake: Am I about to start fangirling? Maybe.

[happilyemilyafter]

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Declan told me to “stand there and look pretty” so I panicked and looked away… Oops! Love this jumper though!

[pillowtalkjake]

@pillowtalkjake: I can imagine where that jumper would look better 😉

[topshelfshooter]

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Dinner with Coop! 🙂

[pillowtalkjake]

@pillowtalkjake: I definitely see something I’d like to eat 😛

[speedyseb]

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[pillowtalkjake]

@pillowtalkjake: You’re saying Barca but I’m seeing Paris 🥵

[anywayhereswonderwally]

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[pillowtalkjake]

@pillowtalkjake: My smart scholarly boy 😘

[topshelfshooter]

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What’s more relaxing than yoga? Undoing all our hard work and hurting our necks by staring at our phones, apparently. Thanks for exposing us, @carolanandclover! Lol!

[pillowtalkjake]

@pillowtalkjake: You boys need anyone to lick the sweat off you?

[plantgirlpops]

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tour rehearsals yippeeeee!!!! ☀️☀️☀️

[pillowtalkjake]

@pillowtalkjake: There’s my favourite band member 😘

[topshelfshooter]

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My first ever podcast. Always nice to talk hockey and politics with likeminded people. Thanks for having me on, ladies. 🙂

[pillowtalkjake]

@pillowtalkjake: What do they have that I don’t? Tits?

[perkyparker]

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Lunch dates with my girl.

[pillowtalkjake]

@pillowtalkjake: Both at the same time, tbh

[pillowtalkjake]

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Sorry to all the unfortunates still shivering in NYC. Took my boy Wally to the Bahamas this weekend and we’re toasty af.

[heyjonnyjonny]

@jonnymonny: Wow, you look great Jake. Looks like fun!

[pillowtalkjake]

@pillowtalkjake: @jonnymonny Awww thanks baby! 😍

[pillowtalkjake]

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Sorry to all the unfortunates still shivering in NYC. Took my boy Wally to the Bahamas this weekend and we’re toasty af.

[happilyemilyafter]

@emilyeverafter: I hope you’re having fun?

[pillowtalkjake]

@pillowtalkjake: @emilyeverafter My second fave place to be. Right after being in between a certain girl’s legs.

[pillowtalkjake]

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Sorry to all the unfortunates still shivering in NYC. Took my boy Wally to the Bahamas this weekend and we’re toasty af.

[bigtimebeau]

@bemybeau: have fun mate

[pillowtalkjake]

@pillowtalkjake: @bemybeau Missing you already, handsome.

[pillowtalkjake]

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Sorry to all the unfortunates still shivering in NYC. Took my boy Wally to the Bahamas this weekend and we’re toasty af.

[afternoonteawithanya]

@anyabelieveit: Miss you, need you

[pillowtalkjake]

@pillowtalkjake: @anyabelieveit I pine, I yearn 💔

[pillowtalkjake]

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Sorry to all the unfortunates still shivering in NYC. Took my boy Wally to the Bahamas this weekend and we’re toasty af.

[anywayhereswonderwally]

@whereswallywalton: The post sex hair is a great look on you, Jakey. Thanks for letting me come. 😉

[pillowtalkjake]

@pillowtalkjake: @whereswallywalton Tongues are gonna wag, baby boy 😉

[pillowtalkjake]

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Sorry to all the unfortunates still shivering in NYC. Took my boy Wally to the Bahamas this weekend and we’re toasty af.

[speedyseb]

@bashhughes: Fuck me.

[pillowtalkjake]

@pillowtalkjake: @bashhughes Say when, darlin’