I’m Anthony, I go by he/him pronouns and am trans-masc. Don’t be afraid to request or even just talk, I don’t bite! Yet-
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Can you please write head canons about Matpat egos with a Reader who sleeps a lot, and when I mean a lot I mean like lot!
Who would be The one who Hold the reader while they sleep, Or be a little shit and Play loud music to annoy them
You don’t have to write it but I would appreciate it if you do! Have great day/night <3
Ofc!! Here you go! (Lmao I took out Mack because I realized poor guy would basically be doing your job- that would be kinda funny tho like imagine going to sleep on the ship beside him and waking up to entire colonization and you're in a cage 💀)
Characters: Matpat, Madpat, The Detective, The Hermit, Warfpat.
Matpat
Kinda sad he can't really hang out with you that much when you're asleep, so he definitely makes moments counts when you wake up!
One of the one's to hold reader while you're asleep. Y'know that universal feeling where you have a cat on you and won't move even if it hurts because there's a cat on you- Very much like that.
He takes pictures, beware because he has blackmail on you lmao-
Honestly sometimes he uses you as a mini table and just edits and even sometimes record whole-ass videos on top of you 😭
Madpat
Another ones to hold you, but like.... stiff.
He doesn't move the entire time. Bro is sat snkadfkj
Sometimes if he has stuff to do (Read: people to murder) he just kinda flings you on his back and goes off to do whatever
Eventually puts you in a bed because he feels bad, especially if he finds you asleep like on top of the fridge or some random shit 😭
Listen to me he had to sleep on a desk chair for five miserable nights he knows damn well you're gonna be sore when you wake up 💀
The Detective
Honestly how he would react depends on whether your on the team or part of the place but would still kinda be the same
If you're a part of wherever the team is he's kinda sad he doesn't get to see you that much-
If you're on the team though, he is desperately trying to fight so you don't get voted out snjasj-
He is weak as hell. Mans isn't strong enough to carry you every where so most of the time makes sure you fall asleep in the safe spot.
The Hermit
Honestly just leaves you to do your thing 💀
Unlike The Detective, he is way too strong, so he'd probably end up throwing you around like a sack of potatoes and possibly accidentally off a cliff
If you guys are indoors he's slightly more relaxed but still on guard, since everything is new to him no matter how much you tell him its safe-
If you guys are outdoors though, he feels so bad about leaving you in case anything comes back before he does so he tries to make sure your awake when he leaves. <3 You're asleep when he comes back tho
Warfpat
He is a complete ass whether he realizes it or not 😭 I have a hc that no matter where he goes, goofy ass jazzy music follows him, so good luck
He makes lizard noises in your ear to test how deep of a sleeper you are snsnskfds
I'm sorry he loves you but he has. So much fun with you 😭
Probably interviews you and asks about your day and stuff and then pans to your chair which is empty because you fell of it in your sleep
He loves you but your lowkey going to have to get a restraining order if you want even a smidge of sleep around him</3
Adrian graye x reader domestic hc maybe?? (If ya got the time and all that) <3<33<<3
ofc ofc!! actually in love with this man. here you go, anon!
Okay this man is constantly on the go, despite not actually doing anything he is very dedicated to his job and to the emperor. Honestly he probably gets the pass to take you with him because he went to Belos himself going like 🥺 pleasse I do my best work with them 🥺🥺They help me focus-
But honestly yeah, he is a sucker for domestic-ness. Like, your his mate and you love each other, why wouldn't he??? Honestly he's just jealous and insecure snkajsdjj
Often times after the day is over and everyones tasks are done, he's (and you tbh) very tired so he'll kinda just.... scoop you up and plop you on the bed with him.
No books or scrolls though, he only wants you to be focused on each other.
Look I adore the head canon witches can purr, but look at this man. Look at this man and tell me he cannot purr. He absolutely does. (If you can too, whoever walks by the room would swear a motor engine was starting up or smth)
He likes to nuzzle into your neck and toy with strands of your hair while you two talk :)
Touched on this a bit earlier, but he's also definitely into PDA. (Especially around Darius. Do they just,,, have a rivalry?? Did something happen?? Are they exes?? No one knows)
He's a lanky ass man, so he probably just,, bends down whenever he wants attention lmao
Hella the type to wrap his tail around your arm or leg, sometimes puts his arm around your shoulder and drapes it on you (or your forehead if he's being an ass)
Claims it has a mind of its own but he is. behind it. Schemes I tell you schemes.
Cat bf 100%. Hard to rate because while the affection is nice its all the time and if you tell him to fuck off he starts to get whiny 😭
Oh my gosh ofc!! He's so <3 and there's not a lot of fics of him (or any actually idk-) so here you go!!
You didn't really specify so I'm just gonna go general dating hc's :]
First off, in case it's not obvious, he adores you. He's definitely the type to wear his heart on his sleeve, and he likes looking after the people he cares about.
He would be really appreciative if you help him out on his shift (whether or not you work there, if you didn't he would feel kinda guilty 😭) and would get really flustered if you go to meet him while he's working.
He gets so distracted by you when he's working because he loves you so much, the hatzgang kids probably use this as an advantage to sneak in
(minus Robert because they'd get distracted and start a convo and it would probably go something like "oh em gee there's my lil bro and his friends! They look so cute stacked on top of each other in that big trenchcoat 🥰....🤨...wait....")
Absolute worrywart. Did you see how he was with Rick even though they probably weren't close? This kinda prevents him from doing anything risky, especially if police are involved. He mainly cares about your and his safety 😭
Trait I hc he shares with Robert, but he will ramble a lot. It's quickfire too, something like "and then there was a giant bug, it was kinda pretty like you and then it went on my window and then- oh my gosh is that a new console-"
He'll get embarrassed if you point it out, just let the man's speak 😭
Ironic but movie dates? Movie dates. Most of them will probably be at yours, seeing as he literally works at the cinema and you guys could go to his house if your living conditions weren't it, but keep in mind you will never have a moment of peace. I think it's been confirmed he has like four or three siblings?
He probably randomly calls you at three am to talk about the new Pokémon game or smth <3 (try not to kill him-)
Kiss him out of the blue. His entire face lights up red its so worth it I promise habagahan <33
Heya! can i request Darius with a sweet little traditional gothic s/o <3 (gender neutral)
Here you go!!
Okay, he adores it.
Like sure it's not his thing, but he thinks you look so cool in your funky little attire!
Trust him, he is top tier fashionesta. He thinks you look stunning no matter what you wear, although he might be a little bit biased because he loves you so much. <3
...he may be persuaded to some black nail polish 👀👀
He'll make vampire jokes, no matter race or whether or not you wear makeup. I'm so sorry but you can't stop him 😭
If anyone gives you shit for your style he'll definitely call them out, ain't no way someone's being a dick to his s/o and getting away with it.
Listen, he's a pretty tall guy, but if you wear combat boots-
Even though it's not his style and he's never worn gothic stuff, he somehow knows little tips and tricks to help you out. And they work??? 🤨
He has a lot of control over the ship (I mean not only being head engineer but also kinda the guy who built it)
He falls head first instantly. You're actually nice? You give him and the crew basic human decency? 👀
He's not really the type to get jealous, but he's not above having a little word with someone.
Top tier delusional. He acts like your already dating but at the same time is so scared of you questioning him and crashing his little Dreamland so he tries to keep it under check.
Over time, he does start to get a little more bold. Not only in his affections, but his little talks with the crew soon turn a little more violent.
He often sabotages parts of the ship so he can come save the day, and you can reward him!
Honestly there's no way you can de-escalate the situation.
Confronting him would cause him to snap, but saying nothing would make him think it's okay and his behaviour would get worse from there.
He wouldn't want to kill the entire crew, no matter how enticing the thought of just the two of you at your end destination sounds, but he's not above killing a few bunch of people or breaking a few bones.
The affection tones up a notch too. You'd probably end up confronting him when it becomes too much.
After all the wormholes though? 100% worse than it was before. He's snapped, and you better hope he doesn't find you again.
Characters: Eda, Lilith (Platonic), Darius, Adrian, and Steve.
Eda
H-Hot...bird woman..
She is so amazing we love her
She will definitely get you anything at the drop of a hat
No, she doesn't pay for it.
Sometimes when she's bored she'll drag you around town to find some mischief to cause or something to do
If her and Lilith ever get into a fight, you are the barrier. Every. Single. Time.
"Y/N, can you tell my darling sister to stop leaving apple blood cartons everywhere?"
"Y/N, can you tell Lilith to mind her damn business?"
Y/N: *eye twitch*
If you know about the curse she'll appreciate any support you give, even if it doesn't look like it.
Will use Harpy form, especially if she knows it flusters you- poor owl beast is so done.
She is very protective of those she cares about, so she'll deffo bail you out if you happen to get in trouble. She'll feel so bad if it's because of her shenanigans 😭
She likes to drag you into her nest randomly. In her mind, pretty things in nest. Y/N = pretty thing, pretty thing = in nest. Don't say anything about it, though, she'll get so embarrassed-
Lilith (Platonic)
Cool history nerd aunt? Hell yeah!
Definitely overloads you with random info at any point of the day. She cant help it, especially if you get her started on a topic thats special to her.
She'll talk for hours then, not that you mind :)
She does really appreciate it if you listen though, and even more if you engage and back up points.
Is definitely the type to cringe you out, especially in front of your friends. She's cool like that, even though you hate it-
If anything happens to you or you get in trouble, she gets so worried about you!!
I feel like she's the type of person where panic makes her do smart stuff quickly, so she'll instantly patch you up with care if you do get hurt.
I feel like because of her, you'd have a love-hate relationship with Hooty?
Like, you would protect each other to the max if needed but they totally team up against you all the time and it's so not fair >:(
Darius
Ah yes, our favourite peacock.
He treats you like royalty, so be aware of that.
Spa days? Spa days. You keep laughing whenever he puts on a face mask and he gets grumpy about it-
He acts like he's above it but let's be honest, he would totally love to gossip with you.
He somehow knows about everyone and everything in the castle so watch your back if your trying to hide anything from him (he tries not to peep if it's like, a surprise for him but he probably already knows)
You two shovel talk Adrian, it drives him mad 😭
You know if you get into an argument and your parents leave a bowl of fruit or something as an apology?
He definitely brings a mini abomination to bring you something.
He will eventually apologize face to face, but who likes confrontation? Not him.
Co parenting Hunter co parenting Hunter CO PARENTING HUNTE-
Is super worried abt you after the day of unity, and immediately seeks you out (and vice versa).
Adrian
I'm just gonna be upfront. He's draining, but that's the fun of it! (Or not.)
He is 100% catboy confirmed.
He doesn't even bother with the whole "I act like I don't care but actually do" thing he's just super clingy and has no shame <3
He's also super p(r)etty, and can get jealous quite easily. Make sure to give him lots of attention!
Surprisingly doesn't shovel talk Darius, he has some semblance of respect for him, but he just hates everyone equally. Apart from you! (And Terra. She absolutely terrifies him, don't leave them in a room together)
Take everything he says with a grain of salt though, he twists his stories a lot.
E.g: Someone accident tripped him up? It was attempted murder. They tried to break his neck and-
He is a dramatic person, but what do you expect?
The type to just flop onto you and go boneless after a long day, no matter what your doing.
Also treats you like royalty! Just... In his own way.
Steve
Steve! Everyone's favourite demon/ex-scout boy!
He is so affectionate, but in an awkward kinda teenage way.
He buys you flowers.
Gives the best advice? Y'know how you can no what something tastes like just by smell and sight even if you've never had it? Like that but with advice.
He talks about you all the time to Mat!! He's super happy if you two get along, since you are the most important people in his life.
(if you don't though, immediate deal breaker. His little brother is so important to him, so sorry..)
This is random, but he has an obsession with candles.
One time you told him all that smoke wasn't good for the environment, so he bought "bio-degradable" ones from a certain pig at the night market..... He's trying I promise 😭
Motorcycle rides? Hell yeah! He won't ever say it (unless it comes up ofc) but his favourite rides are where there's not really any destination in mind, and your just driving around because.
He somehow is friends with everyone on the boiling isles? Don't be surprised if you see someone who you'd never expect to see talking to him.
Hi, I can’t remember exactly how many requests I’ve sent, but I’m the one who sent requests about Duncan, Cody and Noah. I was wondering when they would maybe be finished, but I’m not trying to rush you or anything.
Hi! Don't worry about it at all, your not being rude or anything. I don't seem to have that req tho! The main ones I have right now are mainly toh or etn. Could you send it in again?
Hii! Are requests open? Poly Noco x reader please! (Just the normal headcanons! Orrr yandere if you want Pt.2!!) :) please delete this if requests are closed!
(THIS is the person who requested yandere noco x reader btw!!)
ofc anon! I did non Yan since it would kinda just be reiterating the Yan hcs. You didn't really specify, so I did crushing hc's! Hope this was okay! Did a lil fic bit at the end as I'm trying to get more comfy with it.
(In these HC's, Noco is already canon and they're both crushing on Reader)
-Ah yes, ever the gentleman (Cody) and gentle man (Noah)
-These two. These absolute dumbasses hnkajsjsh
-Would be a mix of "We have to serenade them until they are dead on the floor" and "WAIT WAIT NO NO WHAT IF THEY DON'T LIKE THA-" and also "Hey babe are you a person because you sure do look like a person" -Cody, probably
-I head canon that Noah's secretly a hopeless romantic, he reads so many books and I bet they're literally only just non fiction or romance. No in-between.
-You'd definitely notice something's up. They can't lie for shit-
-E.g every time you see them they're whispering to each other and instantly clam up when they see you, suddenly can't look you in the eye anymore when talking to you, and they hang out with you less and less :(
-you'd think they hate you, but it is 1000% the opposite. These two are WHIPPED
-I can honestly imagine the others getting tired of y'all being so dumb and doing something like Lumity/Hooty's tunnel of love but shhhh
-The others are so. So tired of you guys being so OBVIOUS and so OBLIVIOUS THEY JUST *strangles you*
-Either one of the other campers tells them to grow up and encourage them to confess, or you walk your ass over there and confront them yourself. (Probably the second option, although I could see it being a mix of both.)
You sighed, slipping out of your bunk. You had been more downcast lately, and it was because of your best friends. Or, ex- best friends now. Maybe. You really hoped not.
You just didn't understand! It was like they were constantly avoiding you, and any time they wanted to tell you something it was through another camper.
You were sick of it, and that's why you finally decided that today you would confront them about it, once and for all. And if they- if they didn't like you anymore, that was fine. No matter how much the thought stung.
However, as you swung open the door, you were greeted by the sight of just the two people you were about to visit, with Noah's hand mid knock.
...
"oh- OH! Y/N! There you are! I mean, of course you are! This is where you sleep, and you uh. Sleep. Here."
A voice piped up from behind him, and you were greeted by the sight of a very nervous looking Cody. Which was... Rare.
"We uh...- Haha! Funny thing actually,- We were uh... Just on our way to see you! To tell you. s-something."
You raised an eyebrow at that. Noah was usually always calm and collected, and Cody never dropped his 'flirty bad boy' persona act. In public, that is. So this was super out of character for them both.
"That's weird, I also had something to tell you two."
"Well, maybe we could go all say? O-On three?"
He desperately looked to Noah for confirmation (despite the other boy looking just as lost as he was) and turned to you once he had a thumbs up.
You were getting suspicious, this was usually something they did if they were like, really worried about something.
..But you nodded anyways, knowing what they would most likely say. Although it was odd how they seemed so excited about it??
"Okay!! 1.... 2.... 3!"
There was a pause when no body said anything for a few seconds and then-
"WILLYOUGOOUTWITHUS?"
"DOYOUGUYSHATEME?"
...Wait wait wait wait. Wait. Hold the phone- You were taken wayyyy aback. This... Was not what you had expected. At all.
"You thought we hated you?"
"You guys love me?"
You heard what sounded suspiciously like a mix between an exasperated groan and a snicker from behind you, but ignored it.
You... Were all going to have a good talk about this.
Bonus:
Reader: Waiitttt. Are you guys... flirting? with me?
Noco: Have been for three years, thanks for noticing.
A keeping B from getting out of bed by holding them closer, maybe a few kisses here and there.
A reading a book while B reads along, resting their head on A’s shoulder.
A trying to fall asleep while B begs for more attention.
A kissing B’s shoulder while they spoon.
A helping B fall asleep/wake up by playing with their hair.
A waking up to breakfast in bed made by B.
A and B just admiring the features of the other. No words spoken, just loving looks.
A unwinding by resting their head on B’s chest and just going off about their day. B listens intently while playing with A’s hair.
A waking up because of B getting out of bed to do something. A gets out of bed, finds B, and drags them back to bed.
A is ready to go to sleep, and thinks B is already sleeping. A lays down and slowly attempts to cuddle into B’s arms, when B finishes the job for them by holding them closer. A doesn’t say a word, but accepts B’s embrace.
I don’t remember if this went through, so forgive me-
It’s time for a road trip for the Matpat egos and yn! What would a road trip with them look like? (Who drives, who navigates, who’s the DJ, who gets carsick, who has to take a bathroom break, who’s the one in the trunk (kidding), etc)
Alternate question: How many Mat Egos do you think it would take to explode a car?/j.
I know (all? I think??) all Mat Ego's are adults, but it would just be. So funny if none of them could drive-
So! To answer, I think that: Y/N would be driving, Mat (ETN) is navigating (he sucks ass at it but he's trying his best) Madpat and Warfpat are dj-ing which is a mess because its a mashup between what sounds like a dramatic murder stinger soundtrack and a disco/ABBA playlist, Hermit probably gets carsick due to not being used to cars let alone in one, Dark went for a bathroom break and got left behind, Mat himself is hiding in the trunk because of the absolute chaos inside, Crewmate Mack is trying to clean up Hermit's mess, Head engineer Mack is strapped to the roof of the car because 'his vibes weren't right', Dictator Mack got run over five hours ago, the car is on fire, you are on fire, the road is on fire and obama is there, miley cyrus plays in the background like some western movie intro,
