[the-perfect-aesthetic]

@heidi.annalise.art

[speleogay]

Last night I took my birth control mid sex without stopping and washed it down with straight Kentucky bourbon. I’ve been training my whole life for this 😂

[speleogay]

It’s fucked up but this whole depression-induced not caring thing is kind of a nice break from my constant anxiety-induced caring too much.

[thesilentpotato]

she did THAT™

[the-onion-slur-deactivated20221]

I used to be a straight A student

Now I’m not even straight

[snorlaxatives]

who would win in a fight: an army of lush employees vs an army of bath and body works employees??? discuss

[mattandjones]

lush employees, who are more adept at guerrilla warfare and fabian tactics. bath and body works employees rely too much on pitched battle and are not equipped well enough for prolonged conflict

[snailgutz-deactivated20190821]

I disagree with some of that, I feel as though the Bath and Body Works employees are pretty well trained in the art of handling an all out attack. Their defenses are high and well coordinated. Remember, they deal with white moms on the daily, whereas I feel that Lush employees are more used to dealing with a younger generation of customers.I feel as though they’d be equally matched but in the end I feel with the advancement in technology that Lush possesses over Bath and Body Works in terms of sheer amount that they sell, ultimately Lush wins, but not without heavy casualties.

[dreamnectar]

All true, but everyone is forgetting Bath and Body Works employees have extreme training dealing with the hell on Earth that is Semi Annual Sale. Have you ever seen someone come between a white woman in her 40s and Vanilla Bean Noel at 75% off? Bath and Body Works employees have and still live to tell their stories

[dakterrible]

I think terrain is an important consideration? Lush employees are better at straight melee since they’re used to fighting in close quarters, whereas B&BW employees have more experience in moving through wider terrain and using ranged attacks.

[greenekangaroo]

this is the kind of discourse I want on my dash

[thegentlemangamer-deactivated20]

My wife: “All the B&BW folks would have to do is throw a few water balloons into a Lush store and it would be all over.”

[speleogay]

Nah man. Water balloons would only affect a small portion of the store and tbh, excess bath bomb foam only makes us stronger.

[the-onion-slur-deactivated20221]

I used to be a straight A student

Now I’m not even straight

[snorlaxatives]

who would win in a fight: an army of lush employees vs an army of bath and body works employees??? discuss

[mattandjones]

lush employees, who are more adept at guerrilla warfare and fabian tactics. bath and body works employees rely too much on pitched battle and are not equipped well enough for prolonged conflict

[snailgutz-deactivated20190821]

I disagree with some of that, I feel as though the Bath and Body Works employees are pretty well trained in the art of handling an all out attack. Their defenses are high and well coordinated. Remember, they deal with white moms on the daily, whereas I feel that Lush employees are more used to dealing with a younger generation of customers.I feel as though they’d be equally matched but in the end I feel with the advancement in technology that Lush possesses over Bath and Body Works in terms of sheer amount that they sell, ultimately Lush wins, but not without heavy casualties.

[dreamnectar]

All true, but everyone is forgetting Bath and Body Works employees have extreme training dealing with the hell on Earth that is Semi Annual Sale. Have you ever seen someone come between a white woman in her 40s and Vanilla Bean Noel at 75% off? Bath and Body Works employees have and still live to tell their stories

[dakterrible]

I think terrain is an important consideration? Lush employees are better at straight melee since they’re used to fighting in close quarters, whereas B&BW employees have more experience in moving through wider terrain and using ranged attacks.

[greenekangaroo]

this is the kind of discourse I want on my dash

[thegentlemangamer-deactivated20]

My wife: “All the B&BW folks would have to do is throw a few water balloons into a Lush store and it would be all over.”

[speleogay]

Nah man. Water balloons would only affect a small portion of the store and tbh, excess bath bomb foam only makes us stronger.

[the-onion-slur-deactivated20221]

I used to be a straight A student

Now I’m not even straight

[snorlaxatives]

who would win in a fight: an army of lush employees vs an army of bath and body works employees??? discuss

[mattandjones]

lush employees, who are more adept at guerrilla warfare and fabian tactics. bath and body works employees rely too much on pitched battle and are not equipped well enough for prolonged conflict

[snailgutz-deactivated20190821]

I disagree with some of that, I feel as though the Bath and Body Works employees are pretty well trained in the art of handling an all out attack. Their defenses are high and well coordinated. Remember, they deal with white moms on the daily, whereas I feel that Lush employees are more used to dealing with a younger generation of customers.I feel as though they’d be equally matched but in the end I feel with the advancement in technology that Lush possesses over Bath and Body Works in terms of sheer amount that they sell, ultimately Lush wins, but not without heavy casualties.

[dreamnectar]

All true, but everyone is forgetting Bath and Body Works employees have extreme training dealing with the hell on Earth that is Semi Annual Sale. Have you ever seen someone come between a white woman in her 40s and Vanilla Bean Noel at 75% off? Bath and Body Works employees have and still live to tell their stories

[dakterrible]

I think terrain is an important consideration? Lush employees are better at straight melee since they’re used to fighting in close quarters, whereas B&BW employees have more experience in moving through wider terrain and using ranged attacks.

[greenekangaroo]

this is the kind of discourse I want on my dash

[thegentlemangamer-deactivated20]

My wife: “All the B&BW folks would have to do is throw a few water balloons into a Lush store and it would be all over.”

[speleogay]

Nah man. Water balloons would only affect a small portion of the store and tbh, excess bath bomb foam only makes us stronger.

[the-onion-slur-deactivated20221]

I used to be a straight A student

Now I’m not even straight

[snorlaxatives]

who would win in a fight: an army of lush employees vs an army of bath and body works employees??? discuss

[mattandjones]

lush employees, who are more adept at guerrilla warfare and fabian tactics. bath and body works employees rely too much on pitched battle and are not equipped well enough for prolonged conflict

[snailgutz-deactivated20190821]

I disagree with some of that, I feel as though the Bath and Body Works employees are pretty well trained in the art of handling an all out attack. Their defenses are high and well coordinated. Remember, they deal with white moms on the daily, whereas I feel that Lush employees are more used to dealing with a younger generation of customers.I feel as though they’d be equally matched but in the end I feel with the advancement in technology that Lush possesses over Bath and Body Works in terms of sheer amount that they sell, ultimately Lush wins, but not without heavy casualties.

[dreamnectar]

All true, but everyone is forgetting Bath and Body Works employees have extreme training dealing with the hell on Earth that is Semi Annual Sale. Have you ever seen someone come between a white woman in her 40s and Vanilla Bean Noel at 75% off? Bath and Body Works employees have and still live to tell their stories

[dakterrible]

I think terrain is an important consideration? Lush employees are better at straight melee since they’re used to fighting in close quarters, whereas B&BW employees have more experience in moving through wider terrain and using ranged attacks.

[greenekangaroo]

this is the kind of discourse I want on my dash

[thegentlemangamer-deactivated20]

My wife: “All the B&BW folks would have to do is throw a few water balloons into a Lush store and it would be all over.”

[speleogay]

Nah man. Water balloons would only affect a small portion of the store and tbh, excess bath bomb foam only makes us stronger.

[the-onion-slur-deactivated20221]

I used to be a straight A student

Now I’m not even straight

[snorlaxatives]

who would win in a fight: an army of lush employees vs an army of bath and body works employees??? discuss

[mattandjones]

lush employees, who are more adept at guerrilla warfare and fabian tactics. bath and body works employees rely too much on pitched battle and are not equipped well enough for prolonged conflict

[snailgutz-deactivated20190821]

I disagree with some of that, I feel as though the Bath and Body Works employees are pretty well trained in the art of handling an all out attack. Their defenses are high and well coordinated. Remember, they deal with white moms on the daily, whereas I feel that Lush employees are more used to dealing with a younger generation of customers.I feel as though they’d be equally matched but in the end I feel with the advancement in technology that Lush possesses over Bath and Body Works in terms of sheer amount that they sell, ultimately Lush wins, but not without heavy casualties.

[dreamnectar]

All true, but everyone is forgetting Bath and Body Works employees have extreme training dealing with the hell on Earth that is Semi Annual Sale. Have you ever seen someone come between a white woman in her 40s and Vanilla Bean Noel at 75% off? Bath and Body Works employees have and still live to tell their stories

[dakterrible]

I think terrain is an important consideration? Lush employees are better at straight melee since they’re used to fighting in close quarters, whereas B&BW employees have more experience in moving through wider terrain and using ranged attacks.

[greenekangaroo]

this is the kind of discourse I want on my dash

[thegentlemangamer-deactivated20]

My wife: “All the B&BW folks would have to do is throw a few water balloons into a Lush store and it would be all over.”

[speleogay]

Nah man. Water balloons would only affect a small portion of the store and tbh, excess bath bomb foam only makes us stronger.

[speleogay]

I watched Rent and got really depressed so I found some cheesy looking 90’s teen witch movie on Netflix but this shit is depressing too, send help.

[e-piffany]

Love Actually and Breakfast at Tiffany’s are on Netflix

As well as National Treasure

And several documentaries about sharks

[speleogay]

My best friend, everybody

[speleogay]

I watched Rent and got really depressed so I found some cheesy looking 90’s teen witch movie on Netflix but this shit is depressing too, send help.

[incendavery]

[e-piffany]

Sometimes if my mind is going like crazy and I can’t fall asleep, I’ll picture a giant eraser and slowly erase my whole body

I start with my toes and try to make myself completely unaware of their existence

Then I move up each body part at a time

Is really relaxing and usually helps calm me enough to sleep

[speleogay]

See I usually try these techniques or like the light infusing your body or floating or counting in various patterns or whatever but I come out of it half way through and have to keep starting over.