Eat my butt

If you're reading this you're dating me, be ready for my mild godzilla kink tho. I swear I only follow porn blogs for their shitposts I apologize in advance for flooding y'all with liking/reblogging but if you don't like it block me or stop having such fire content 😔 28/He/Him gtfo minors dni sorry return when your back hurts more.

[spell-eye-cup]

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Also Free Palestine

[crimsonender]

You know that "every bat fits on this chart" meme post?

I'd like to humbly put this forward.

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

there is no way i just got a genuine Basement Prisoner offer

[quinoaphoenicks]

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

[teaboot]

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[tattahitotsunosaetayarikata-dea]

The key to opsec is Assume your shit's already compromised

[tactfulsaboteur]

[herpsandbirds]

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[megacarapa]

ok so this is another long shot but a few years ago there was a twitter post (in japanese i think?) that had measurememts for how to make this book stand thing out of cardboard that you could use to double up books and use up more space on shelves

back then i made a bunch of these but by now i lost the pic and dont know how to find the original post anymore

if it comes down to it i can just take one apart and get the measurements from there but i would be very grateful if anyone happens to have the original post or something similar??

[megacarapa]

don't mind how long it's been since i made this post, anyway i realized that i don't even need to take one apart to get the measurements when i can literally just unfold it and refold it /FACEPALM

so anyway here is the diagram for anyone else who is interested!!

this requires pretty big carboard pieces, if you have a really big box or something you can make it from one piece, but if you don't, you can also just make each of the pieces individually and then tape them together

and then in the end you put it together like this!!

and then when you make a bunch you can put them all next to each other and stack your books like crazy

EVERYONE START GETTING MORE USE OUT OF YOUR SPACE NOW!!!!

[luntfontanne]

these photos are so insane. how the fuck do you live with the shame of this and still have the audacity to get on stage and say "what these tiktok zoomers don't understand is, well, in a way we are all complicit and we should all reflect on that" bro i was not the one who signed a 38 billion dollar military aid package in 2016. hope you are haunted by this every single waking moment for the rest of your life

[dorothylarouge]

Superman says no gacha

[queer-as-city-folk]

Mad Cow Disease in a milkshake

[toonelemental]

[queer-as-city-folk]

My milkshake brings all the Boys to the yard

[villainessbian]

Girl the yard is a grave yard

[queer-as-city-folk]

That's fine

[shocklabrynth]

concerned 14 year old boy frantically googling "momcel meaning" "is r9k safe for moms to use" "mom rightwing pipeline" "how many shootings committed by moms" after uncomfortable dinner conversation with his mother

[memorycycle]

youtube video: can i survive a week in the dark cave with only 5$

the thumbnail: handing 1$ to a centipede

[frogmoss1]

hiring a mercenary

[segamascott]