SpellboundIceCream

>shitposting >reblogging other humans oc because i’m unoriginal >search #phanfic for everything from imagines to 30+ chaptered pfp by drizzledrawings

[bonca]

some dan and phil quotes in phil’s handwriting

[bonca]

some dan and phil quotes in phil’s handwriting

[santiagonex]

Watch Sex Education on Netflix

why? straight-gay best friends being the main focus of the show… it’s what we deserve

even though the show is set in the present day, they’ve decided to go with the 70s aesthetic vibe which looks just astonishing + the soundtrack slaps

from iconic scenes

through powerful scenes

through random moments that end up being touching

to… well

[jennifer lawrence voice] gay rights!

the reason behind the father being hesitant and (at first) not really supportive of his gay son using make-up and dressing up is that he’s genuinely scared and worried something will happen to him outside because he loves him… truly a father-gay son dynamic we needed to see

Jackson Marchetti. Feminist icon. Abs. Excellence. Does his best. Lesbian moms. Charming. What’s there not to love? Let him breathe, Netflix.

“I love her!” be more specific

the hero of the show actually being an awkward guy and a very likeable character

this non-problematic legend being out there, loving math and making sure his partner is genuinely sexually pleased

the only two openly gay guys at school are not friends but gay solidarity still exists

Mean Girls 2.0 being really mean but we still stan these vegan icons

literally no one giving a fuck that the gay guy is in the boys changing room… looks like it’s finally 2019

and I mean… Gillian Anderson… hello

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

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[azzydarling-deactivated20230731]

I sold something online once too, and this guy who actually decided NOT to buy the item for sale, kept texting me for ages afterwards. So yeah it’s crazy that we live in a world where you gotta think about if the person who contacts you to buy something you have for sale, is a total creep or dangerous.

[gymclassieros-deactivated201808]

“i don’t wanna die, i sometimes wish i’d never been born at all” remains the rawest fucking lyric in the history of music thanks freddie

[depresane]

Polish fishermen have caught an old, huge wels catfish, which had eaten a bit of an SS soldier in the 1940s.

O.O

And by “a bit” I mean his head and a bit of his upper torso, since a fragmented skull, two buttons and the insignia were found inside the gigantic fish.

o.O

How does one even…? Brrr!

( @biszumletzten )

[biszumletzten]

thank you so much for thinking of me when you see a post about a nazi eating sea monster. :3 this has made my day. bless

[lilnasxvevo]

If you don’t feel like reading the article, please know that this is one of the oldest wels catfish ever caught–they usually live to be about 60, and this one was between 90 and 110 years old.

Also, I don’t know much about fish but HOLY SHIT THIS FISH IS SO BIG

I WAS LIKE “WTF HOW CAN A FISH JUST EAT A PERSON” AND THEN I SAW HOW BIG THIS FISH WAS AND I UNDERSTOOD 

This fish is 187 kg which is a little over 412 lbs and I am so proud of it for eating a Nazi and being so big and strong and old I’m a little emotional rn

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I am so proud of this Nazi-eating fish and I think we should make an exception to kashrut laws so that it can be turned into gefilte so that we may digest its anti-SS powers.

[missveryvery]

reblog nazi-slayer fish for nazi-death fortune in the future.

[gangrelstory]

@nastyukulele @regalswag

[nastyukulele]

What a good fish.

[sword-and-nightingale]

WHAT. A. GOOD. FISH!!!!

[pukicho]

I’ve noticed a trend in life. The larger a thing is, the more likely it is to be evil. This applies to companies, youtubers, people, and mountains. 

[ginny-rummy]

in cases of dogs the direct opposite is true

[pukicho]

A notable outlier

[glittergradient]

I love how dan and phil just assume that their fans don’t have a social life so they’re free on a saturday night

[waterdnp]

and today on what in the everloving fuck are dan and phil doing

[phan-toast]

Dan’s latest ig story where he’s concentrating and his dimple comes out… love it

[phan-toast]

UGH

[australiaphan]

king of hearts

[howellettes]

maybe they’re living out their arcade dream date they never got as teenagers and maybe im crying about it so what mom

[the-owls-deactivated20230427]

Myself, a level 1 gay, softly sobbing: thank you, the french tuck, it saved my life from bad taste!!!!

Tan France, a level 1000 gay: you’re welcome my child, be free

[badjokesbyjeff]

Congratulations USA

Zero school shootings so far this year.

[fenrirsclaws]

Last day to confidently reblog this!

[elliepw]

Isn’t school still out?

[lemon-geesus]

that’s the point

[boncasphan]

youtube was created solely so dan and phil could meet

[sademay-deactivated20210429]

This was 365 days in the making! What a year, guys.

[thepuppyclub]

Young girls literally should not care abt their appearance at all. Whether it be in a negative or positive way - I reckon that the current state of culture cannot undo the fact that, no matter what they do, they will be subjected to scrutiny. And they don’t deserve that.