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yeah vwell i vwas trying to do a time shifting spell but i vwasnt allowved to be there so. it vwasnt exactly easy. vwoulda been easier if i vwas allowved to be there but vwhatevwer.
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yeah vwell i vwas trying to do a time shifting spell but i vwasnt allowved to be there so. it vwasnt exactly easy. vwoulda been easier if i vwas allowved to be there but vwhatevwer.
...see this is vwhy its important for me to not be distracted vwhen doing delicate spells.
Ok… S'not like I hawve left his corpse since I finished cleaning…
for future reference, talking about the trolls you murdered brutally makes me less inclined to help you.
Sorry.. They deservwed it.. And I don’t say that lightly.
youre not helping your case, kid.
Does it help that they vwere a bounty hunter. And they killed someone vwery important to me?
I think that justifies murder.
i guess. still.
Ok… S'not like I hawve left his corpse since I finished cleaning…
for future reference, talking about the trolls you murdered brutally makes me less inclined to help you.
Sorry.. They deservwed it.. And I don’t say that lightly.
youre not helping your case, kid.
Ok… S'not like I hawve left his corpse since I finished cleaning…
for future reference, talking about the trolls you murdered brutally makes me less inclined to help you.
uh…. I… I suppose? Although that could be hazardous….
Fuck it. Right nowv I don’t evwen care. I just need to bring em back.
okay but its a vwery delicate spell so i should probably do it myself. its a real difficult method to master and i dont vwant you making any mistakes and transferring all your life to them or something.
Vwouldn’t really matter to me at that point nowv vwould it? Hahahah… Ok.. but… vwe don hawve a transportalizer an I already left port… It vwas easier to get rid of the other bodies at sea.
vwell this is going to be difficult. i need your full names though, since im doing the spell from probably a completely different timeline.
Oh… euh. Vwell… His name is Orphaner Orphas “dualscar” Ampora. And… vwell I mean I kind of abandoned my name and havwen’t earned my newv one yet…
just let me knowv vwhat you go by. i need to havwe something to go off or i vwont be able to do anything at all.
Oh. Alright. I just go by Crowv… but I mean you can use Ampora as my last name if you need.
okay got you. ill go get vwhat i need then start up the spell. stay near them okay? itll make it easier.
uh…. I… I suppose? Although that could be hazardous….
Fuck it. Right nowv I don’t evwen care. I just need to bring em back.
okay but its a vwery delicate spell so i should probably do it myself. its a real difficult method to master and i dont vwant you making any mistakes and transferring all your life to them or something.
Vwouldn’t really matter to me at that point nowv vwould it? Hahahah… Ok.. but… vwe don hawve a transportalizer an I already left port… It vwas easier to get rid of the other bodies at sea.
vwell this is going to be difficult. i need your full names though, since im doing the spell from probably a completely different timeline.
Oh… euh. Vwell… His name is Orphaner Orphas “dualscar” Ampora. And… vwell I mean I kind of abandoned my name and havwen’t earned my newv one yet…
just let me knowv vwhat you go by. i need to havwe something to go off or i vwont be able to do anything at all.
uh…. I… I suppose? Although that could be hazardous….
Fuck it. Right nowv I don’t evwen care. I just need to bring em back.
okay but its a vwery delicate spell so i should probably do it myself. its a real difficult method to master and i dont vwant you making any mistakes and transferring all your life to them or something.
Vwouldn’t really matter to me at that point nowv vwould it? Hahahah… Ok.. but… vwe don hawve a transportalizer an I already left port… It vwas easier to get rid of the other bodies at sea.
vwell this is going to be difficult. i need your full names though, since im doing the spell from probably a completely different timeline.
uh…. I… I suppose? Although that could be hazardous….
Fuck it. Right nowv I don’t evwen care. I just need to bring em back.
okay but its a vwery delicate spell so i should probably do it myself. its a real difficult method to master and i dont vwant you making any mistakes and transferring all your life to them or something.
i heard “spells” and “help” vwhat did i miss
!!!!
Do you think you could help me find/cast a vwery particular type of magic?!
almost definitely. especially if its life or death. vwhat do you need?
Ok vwell ya see there’s a bunch of dead trolls on the ship and one of them is dead cuz a me and its really fuckin bad so if you knowv of any spells that can I dunno revwerse time on a person? Evwen if its a transfer type thing, a fewv hours added to my current lifespan is definitely vworth bringin them back…
...vwell that sounds like a mess. revwersing time though? time’s not really my forte, im more of a realm hopper and soul manipulator, but i can try. lemme get my spellbook and see vwhat i could do. i mean i knowv howv to transfer years of life, vwould that help? is that vwhat youre looking for?
i heard “spells” and “help” vwhat did i miss
!!!!
Do you think you could help me find/cast a vwery particular type of magic?!
almost definitely. especially if its life or death. vwhat do you need?
i heard “spells” and “help” vwhat did i miss
seems the p33ps at shipotobia paired us up bro, how ya doin?
eh, im fine. sorry it took me so long to notice this, doll. im conrad- and you are?
((I actually just had dental surgery so I’m going to be pretty spacy- I’m sorry!))
define alright?Â
and damn, i’d be all for helpin out but you don’t know me well yet..
not awvful?
nah its fine, im still vworking on cleaning up the crash and trying to make evweryone happy.
then i’m doing alright
sorry about gettin’ back to ya late i was at my old hive cleanin up the beach
vwowv no no vworries i completely forgot about my blog for a vwhile there im so sorry about that
seems the p33ps at shipotobia paired us up bro, how ya doin?
eh, im fine. sorry it took me so long to notice this, doll. im conrad- and you are?
((I actually just had dental surgery so I’m going to be pretty spacy- I’m sorry!))
define alright?Â
and damn, i’d be all for helpin out but you don’t know me well yet..
not awvful?
nah its fine, im still vworking on cleaning up the crash and trying to make evweryone happy.
seems the p33ps at shipotobia paired us up bro, how ya doin?
eh, im fine. sorry it took me so long to notice this, doll. im conrad- and you are?
((I actually just had dental surgery so I’m going to be pretty spacy- I’m sorry!))
i hope not, try gettin something comforting for him?
i dunno man, finding a perfect plushie for him or something?
try and pinpoint his favorite animal/insect/whatever and get a plushie for it for him to hold onto. i might help
vwell i found out he likes beetles so hes been spending time vwith the beetle lusii. and hes calming dowvn some, so thats nice. hes obvwiously going to be some vwork, though… i just hope hes okay in the end. howvvwe you been though, kitten?
i’ve been sleepin’ all night brother,
been really tired lately and all
how’re you doin?
i almost nevwer sleep, to be honest. are you feeling alright?
ivwe been fine. paying all my attention to the poor little psionic and the crash he came in on.
no i knowv they understand, just- a lot of them are vway more pushy than i think they could handle right nowv. i think ill havwe to pick and choose vwho sees vwho for a vwhile, at least until they feel better…
i dont really knowv howv to contact anyone? i havwent been on a troll-populated planet in svweeps, the only people i knowv are the ones i meet online. but eh, still, thanks.
i could alvways ask aess if he knowvs anyone vwho could help. and i think one of my other friends knowvs a fully trained general mediculler.
if vworst comes to vworst, phaethon has some basic training and should be able to help.
thatd be really helpful, actually, thank you. basically the only medicine i knowv for adult trolls is spellcasting and ivwe kinda been throwvn off of that lately so. i really vwould appreciate it, but it probably vwont be for a vwhile nowv...
thats the ticket there. and as for the kids? they understand more than you think. start vwith a brief vwisit, just introduce them. slowvly add more time spent vwith someone vwatching the interaction, and then later you can leavwe them alone together and it should be fine.
if you need help vwith physical therapy, you can alvways just enlist a mediculler. and youre vwelcome. vwe are here to help. its vwhat vwe vwere trained for.
no i knowv they understand, just- a lot of them are vway more pushy than i think they could handle right nowv. i think ill havwe to pick and choose vwho sees vwho for a vwhile, at least until they feel better...
i dont really knowv howv to contact anyone? i havwent been on a troll-populated planet in svweeps, the only people i knowv are the ones i meet online. but eh, still, thanks.