Would you take a million dollars with the condition being you gave birth to a mini you once a month for the rest of your life(they also have a ridiculously short life)?
Definitely, easy method of dealing with the bodies is to just get one of them to dig 12 tiny holes at the start of each year and you never have to worry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9eOCZa_TKw {this is what this question in is reference to, but spencer would for sure say yes tbh}
Nah man I tried to reblog a thing earlier and it didn't happen so await the glorious moment when two reblogs of Perrie Edwards in a fucking Olaf the snowman costume appear on the dash
“Someone from the night before, well, more from super early in the morning didn’t put out their cigarette out and poof went to curtains. They were ugly to begin with, but you know.”
“I suppose it was not great loss if they were ugly but holy shit, the risk of sending curtains up in flames is just another reason that it’s probably best not to smoke. At least not to smoke while falling asleep.”
Name: Spencer Hannah Gray
Nickname: Spence, Bolts (kudos to her brother Arthur)
Meaning of name: ‘Keeper of Provisions’
Origin of name: Transferred use of the English surname derived from the Anglo-French espenser and the Old French despensier
Age: 17
Sex: Female
Blood type: B -
Nationality: English
Ethnicity: British, minutely Greek on her father’s side
Race: White
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Birth date: 12 May
Occupation: Student/Casual Customer Service during holidays/Grey-hat hacker
Label: ‘The Techie’
Hobbies/Pastimes: She still holds a place in her heart for equestrian rooted in her early life upbringing, video games, general interest in tech, general shenanigans
Talents/Skills/Powers: semi-professional hacker, highly skilled with regards to computers
Physical Characteristics
Height: 5 foot 3 inches
Weight: 105 pounds
Posture: Always standing upright, some would say perfect posture, likes to look as tall as she possible can
Build: Slim, some would say petite but she’s surprisingly strong, not like the Hulk, but for her size she’s quite strong
Skin: Mid-range pale white tone, slightly pink undertones
Hair: Naturally a mousy brown, has been dying it various shades of blonde since she was 14. Has dabbled in pastel hair in the past.
Widow’s peak? : Non-existant
Ears: Normal, they don’t stick out, standard, boring ears. Double piercing in each lobe.
Eyes: Green
Nose: Slight lean to the right, she broke it when she was 12 but it settled relatively well
Tattoos/Scars?: Scar on her thigh and one on the palm of her hand caused by a burn when she was tinkering with a toaster
Glasses/Contacts?: Both, rarely wears glasses, she’s had awful eyesight since she was young.
Left/Right handed?: Left handed
Distinguishing features: N/A
Who does s/he take after; mother or father?: Her father is half Greek, half British, but Spencer looks like her mother when she was 17. Her brother looks far more Greek than her.
Physical Flaws: Nails are always short, she picks them when she’s nervous or bored.
Characteristics
Are they generally balanced or clumsy?: Clumsy, Spencer is always tripping over nothing, she has to think hard when she walks
Mannerisms/Poses/Movement: Talks with her hands a lot, expressive eyebrows, crosses arms over chest when she’s listening to someone talk - people think it makes her look defensive all the time
Describe their walk: Spencer walks on her toes, she had a friend when she was younger who said her walk was ‘fairly-like’, her steps are almost silent, she’s always scaring her mother at home because she never hears her coming.
Describe their fighting style: Spencer wouldn’t physically fight chances are if she could avoid it, she’d try and run and wear out her opponent, she could probably pack a single decent punch, that’s it
Habits/OCDs/Obsessions: She likes balance of her interior spaces, if she has a lamp on one side of her desk, there’s another to make it a mirror image
Unique phrases/words: N/A
Do they curse, and if so, to what extent?: Like a sailor some days, others she won’t swear at all. Mostly fuck.
Describe their sleep patterns (light/heavy sleeper, no sleep, sleeps too often, etc): She doesn’t sleep a lot, at most she’ll sleep for four hours on Friday and Saturday nights.
Describe their daily rituals: Always checks her emails first thing in the morning before she gets up, small coffee with soy milk and four sugars every day between 7.45 and 8.00, goes through class notes from the day before in that 15 minute window
Psychological/Personality Attributes and Attitudes
Intelligence Level: Moderate to high intelligence
Love Language: Quality time
Character’s long-term goals/desires in life: Happiness, success, finding where she undeniably belongs in the world
Character’s short-term goals/desires in life: Survive high school, get into college
How self-confident is the character?: Quite, she typically doesn’t care what people think of her, if they don’t like her, fine
What is the character most proud of?: Building a computer from scratch at 15, she’s always proud when she fixes a code or breaks through digital security walls
What does the character like least about themselves?: She doesn’t like her mouth, the shape and size bothers her
If granted one wish, what would it be?: For her parents and brother to be happy and healthy
If they could be described with one of the seven sins, which would it be?: Lust, not necessarily sexual or relationship based, but when she wants something, she’ll tend to lust after it until she gets it, usually accomplishment based
Optimist or Pessimist: Optimist
Introvert or extrovert: Extrovert
Emotional Characteristics
If they could sum up the meaning of life, what would they say?: There’s not enough time to waste it doing what others want you too, be happy, be fulfilled and do what pleases you as long as you aren’t hurting others
Spontaneous or structured?: Spontaneous af
Instinctual or logical?: Both, 60% instinct, 40% logical
How does this character act in public?: She’s very outspoken and brash, sometimes overly so
How does this character act in privacy?: She tends to be a little more relaxed in private, more focused on getting things done than socialising through social media and whatnot
How does this character act around strangers vs. how they act around friends?: Virtually the same for both, a little more open with friends
How does this character act around family?: Spencer loves her family, they’re everything to her and she can be 100% herself around them, her family is about as loud as her so over dinner it can become an event full of yelling and laughter to get a word in
What does this character think/feel about?
Marriage: Good, she’d like to be married someday, but if she found someone who she wanted to spend her life with but they weren’t big on marriage, that’s cool too.
Children: She’d like 2-3, probably adopted.
Family/Family Values: Honesty, integrity, respect - family values are crucial, just make sure they’re good ones
Children/Youth: Some of them annoy her, others she’s totally cool with. She had a good childhood and she’s grateful for that more than anything.
Old age: Worried, she doesn’t want to get there not having done something amazing with her life, even if it’s only small
Sex: It’s good, healthy, fun.
Love: She loves the idea of love, but has never been in love. To some extent it does scare her.
Friendship/Other relationships: She loves having friends, she likes having a close few but she’s a very social person. She’s met very few people she’s wanted nothing to do with.
The opposite sex: She prefers the opposite sex for physical relationships - although only very very slightly
The same sex: She prefers the same sex for emotional relationships quite significantly
Money/Material things: Money is nice, material things are nice but they’re not the centre of life
Religion: Not big on it
Destiny/Duty: Spencer believes you make your own destiny based on the choices you make in life
Magic/Myth: As a kid yet, now, she believes almost anything can be explained by science.
Their past: She regrets little, mostly about her brother being hurt and she wasn’t there to help him even though she probably couldn’t have done anything.
Their future: She’s worried about her future
Drugs and alcohol: Yeah, okay, good at the right times. Not big on illicit substances but alcohol is good.
Education: She loves it and sees the value of it
Relationships with Others
Relationship Skills:
Loves (non sexual): Family and close friends
Lusts: N/A
Crushes: N/A (YET)
Girlfriend/Boyfriend(s): She’s had a couple boyfriends and a girlfriend in the past, but not currently
Other lover(s): N/A
Marital status: Single sangle
First crush: A boy called Thomas when she was in second grade, they got married at lunch
Did it last?: No
Why or why not?: Legality of a couple second graders getting married
Best Friends: Her true best friend is her brother Arthur (LAMEEEEEE)[but fr hmu if you wanna plot biffs with the nerd]
Friends: @willowsloan @amelia-hirst @raheelkhalid
Confident/Mentor: N/A
Hates: @fvckryder BC REASONS (gurl don’t really know it yet BUT SHE WILL)
Dislikes: N/A
Rivals: N/A
Pets: A pet mini lop called Evie
What kind of person would s/he consider to be the perfect partner?: Someone who is kind and honest and loyal. Someone who deals with her constant shenanigans and loud voice.
Is the character judgmental of others and how so?: Spencer refrains from judging people, mostly this stems from her parents instilling this attitude and behaviour in her from a young age.
Spiritual Characteristics
Religion: Atheist af
Does the character believe in a god or goddess?: No, she’s not big on the concept of high, all powerful beings.
What are the character’s spiritual beliefs?: Spencer finds herself agreeing with some aspects of transcendentalism
Is religion or spirituality an important part of this character’s life?: Not of any high importance, she understands why it’s important to others though.
Superstitions: Even numbers make her feel uneasy for some unknown reason
Astrological Zodiac: Taurus
Element: Wind
{Side note: creds to http://bobtoronjaselacome.tumblr.com/post/55037821704/devinegraphics-perrie-edwards-headers-please for the header bc Babs was too lazy to actually make one}
“–so, by the next morning, the curtains were on fire, I was being yelled at in Russian, and that’s why you don’t let models drive your dad’s Aston Martin, no matter how drunk you are.”
“I understand the being yelled at in Russian, and the fact you don’t let models - or really anyone - drive your father’s Aston, but why were the curtains on fire?”
“Both reasons why I just drink lots of coffee and eat tons of candy,” Willow laughed weakly, bunching her blanket up around her ears as she rolled over to look over at her roommate. The two were about as different as night and day, but the blonde was kind to her and all her bumbling, awkward ways so Willow figured she lucked out. “I guess that’s true. I ordered Starbucks from the app the other day, it was great,” She yawned.
“Well I for one am one hundred percent with you on the coffee and candy thing, especially the coffee.” she grinned in Willow’s direction, groaning when she heard yet another scream from down below. “It’s totally unnecessary and I’m about to lose my mind. The screaming, not being able to order coffee from an app.” Spencer clarified, standing up from her bed and grabbing the first thing she say, which just so happened to be a few bunches of socks. “It’s better than nothing right?” she asked her roommate before shrugging, cracking open the window and starting to throw her socks out, hoping she at least landed a couple of hits.
“I’ll keep your suggestion in mind, I have a mail address if you’d like to offer me anymore. But hey thank you, I like to think my ideas are wonderful sometimes.”
“Maybe you’re more likely to suspended, but I don’t let myself get found out.” she said, quirking an eyebrow as she spoke. “How on earth do you think I’ve managed to not get suspended yet?”
It wasn’t hard to get into the boys dorm hall, not for Amelia anyways. Her teacher for Philosophy was the teacher who did dorm checks at night, so in class she snuck by his desk and grabbed off the key for all the dorms so her and Spence could begin their plan. She told Spence to meet her in the guys dorm by his room around 1pm whe she was certain both him and his roommate wouldn’t be there.
Looking up as a figure approached her, she smiled seeing Spence. “Okay, so I got the key. I also brought a suit case to stick all of his clothes in before we get to the roof. I have a random freshman guy keeping look out and holding the door open for the stair case to the elevator. It’s time we commence this plan!” She said excitedly before unlocking the dorm room and pushing the door open.
“We just have to be quick though,” she said with a small grin. She lead the way into the room placing the suitcase down and putting all of his clothes into it before placing it on his bed. “I’m ready to begin moving the bed when you are girly.” She said with a small evil, excited laugh.
It was barely a week into the semester, and already Spencer had been tempted by the promise of mischief and shit-stirring, two of her favourite past time that she sure as hell wasn’t going to pass up. She gave Amelia a small wave as she saw her, grinning like an idiot as excited ran through her veins, almost as if she could feel it.
“And how did you convince a freshman to keep watch, I mean all the kudos to you for managing but I have to imagine bribery of some description was involved.” she smirked, following the other girl into the room.
“How long do we have exactly? Or do you not actually know and we have to be quick just in case?” Spencer teased, helping to throw clothes into the suitcase, grabbing a few items that looked valuable and breakable, wrapping them in clothes. As fun as the idea was, she didn’t want to be responsible for thing actually getting broken. “I’ve gotta say, it’s lucky they don’t bolt the beds to the floors or something. You think they would have taken precautions so shit like this doesn’t happen.” she laughed, moving to the opposite end of the bed and taking hold of it, starting to lift.