blue bucket of gold.

here to fuck your world up.

[spencer--cordova]

oliverwzwsk:

“You disgust me” Ollie said, shaking his head.

“You’re obsessed with me, Oliver. It’s okay, I don’t blame you. It’s impossible not to be.”

[spencer--cordova]

delilahtyler:

“Biggest lie you’ve told yet. You’re on a roll. C’mon, what other lies you got for me?”

“Another lie? I’m the ugliest dude in this room.”

[spencer--cordova]

oliverwzwsk:

“You are disgusting. Never refer to your– ‘Big daddy’, as if” Shakes his head, laughing.

“That’s his name, though. Don’t diss his name.”

[spencer--cordova]

oliverwzwsk:

“Fine, I’ll tell everyone Lilah said you have a small dick.“

“Jokes on you. Lilah’s never seen big daddy.”

[spencer--cordova]

delilahtyler:

“Yeah, okay. You really think I’d buy that?”

“Why wouldn’t you? I never lie.”

[spencer--cordova]

“Why are you so cruel to me?” he pouted. 

[oliverwzwsk]

“Because… You broke my mother’s vase. Boom. Wazowski’d.“

[spencer--cordova]

"If you say Wazowski'd again, I'm gonna tell everyone your mom tucks you in at night."

[spencer--cordova]

“Why are you so cruel to me?” he pouted. 

[spencer--cordova]

oliverwzwsk:

“First– Don’t call my mother stunning. You think I won’t hit you? Second, yes, I really think you would.“

“Please. You’re a marshmallow, Ollie. You wouldn’t hurt a fly, let alone your most handsome pal.”

[spencer--cordova]

oliverwzwsk:

“Sure it was, Spence. Totes.“

“Come on, Oliver. Do you really think I’d come into your beautiful house with your stunning mother and break such a nice vase? That doesn’t sound like me at all.”

[spencer--cordova]

“Don’t look at me with those eyes. That was broken when I got here.”

[ricardchoyos]

[spencer--cordova]

“Maybe once or twice.” He mirrored her smile and looked at her with super heart eyes bc he’s in love ok. “But before I start kissing your beautiful face I do have to talk to you about something.”

[erin--fowler]

Blushes when he calls her beautiful bc she will never ever be over it ok. Giggles all nervously cause she so heart eyes for him and puts pup #343 down. “What about?”

[spencer--cordova]

Gets super serious for a second. "How do you feel about traveling?"

[erin--fowler]

Has a the biggest smile on her face before leaning in and kissing his cute little nose. “Have I told you that you’re the greatest, Logan Danes?”

[spencer--cordova]

“Maybe once or twice.” He mirrored her smile and looked at her with super heart eyes bc he’s in love ok. “But before I start kissing your beautiful face I do have to talk to you about something.”

[erin--fowler]

Pouts and lifts up the cutest pupper ever. “But look at his little face! He was so sad being locked up I had to do something.”

[spencer--cordova]

“You know you’re not supposed to go to the animal shelter anymore, Erin. Every time you “visit” you bring home another dog.” Sighs and pets the puppy, giving in. “Fine. But you’re dealing with the asshole vet.”

[erin--fowler]

“So…don’t get mad, but I may or may not have a surprise for you.”

[spencer--cordova]

“---Why would I be mad? It’s not another dog, is it? Seriously. I’m not sure how much more I can handle. The five we have are little monsters enough.”

[erin--fowler]

—I was obviously framed! Completely framed, just like Roger Rabbit!

[spencer--cordova]

Has anyone ever told you that you’re impossible to be mad at?

[erin--fowler]

I didn’t do anything. I’m innocent, I swear.

[spencer--cordova]

Which is why there’s chocolate frosting everywhere, yeah?