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brooksalistair‌:

Well, it happened. I’ve been officially welcomed to McKinley High with my first slushie shower. At least it was cherry.

Red to match your hair, probably.

Sorry, man. You get cleaned off okay?

#dash: all #dash: alistair #alistair: all

masemiles‌:

Today has been so great, guys. Aside from a rather… Rude guy earlier that called me a sissy most people have been really nice and welcoming to me. I even got this really pretty girl’s number. I might call or text her later.

Dude, who said that? Point him out to me.

But keep that hetero shit to yourself.

#dash: all #dash: mason #mason: all

as4dave‌:

I move to college tomorrow, holy shit.

Please think of me while I am drowning in Calculus homework and learning about the fishies. Heres to hoping my roommate is fucking awesome and my school year goes well.

Learning about the fishies? Dude, I didn’t know they let 5-year-olds into college.

Good luck, though. Don’t be one of those lame dropouts that doesn’t make it to midterms.

#dash: all #dash: dave #dave: all

TEXT ✉ OPEN

Alistair: Chicago. You?

Spencer: ohio still. Columbus then cinci now here

Spencer: what's chicago like

#text: all #text: Alistair #Alistair: all

TEXT ✉ SPALISTAIR

Alistair: Just not at the party? Shame. I found someone else to make out with, though, so it's all good. Did you have fun, at least?

Alistair: Oh, yeah? Well, I could always say it in person at school. I'm sure we can find somewhere where you can thank me.

Spencer: yeah? who?

Spencer: i did have fun tho yeah. hard not to when ur watching a bunch of drunk strangers be idiots with each other

#text: all #text: Alistair #alistair: all #// don't be fooled lmao

as4nick‌:

I don’t know about the rest of you, but rolling out of bed at 2 pm makes me realize how royally screwed I am when school starts. If I’m zombified for the first two weeks, just make sure I get in the classroom and don’t hit the wall.

Dude, I was just talking about this, and everybody was all ‘get on a healthy schedule, get in the habit’, all that garbage.

I say enjoy that 2 PM shit while you can, just don’t bitch when you’re back at school.

#dash: all #dash: nick #nick: all

beatricepierce‌:

Well I made it home from dance camp…

At least school starts up soon, right?

Uh, congrats?

Are you like, bumming hard about being home or something?

#dash: all #dash: beatrice #beatrice: all

sammyevanevans

Howdy y’all

spenceredo-blog

sammyevanevans‌:

I was told I should try making one of these tumblr thingies. So I did. You’re looking at it right now.

How’s everyone’s last few days of summer going? Heard there was this big party last weekend? It’s just like me to find out way too late.

Did you really just say howdy? Dude, come on.

The party was dope. You missing it means you gotta throw the next one.

#dash: all #dash: sam #sam: all

itsxkurthummel‌:

I had a student today who managed to trip over air and somehow twist her ankle bad enough she’ll need crutches, and then the mom spent a good half hour yelling at me like I’d personally ensured she got hurt. Feels like a pretty good way to sum up how this week is going so far.

Don’t worry, dude, it’s only Tuesday. The week can get way worse from there.

Shoulda told the mom not to raise such a klutzy kid.

#dash: all #dash: kurt #kurt: all #// this is hilarious bc the same thing happened to spencer in canon LOL

brooksalistair‌:

Two more days before school, and I’m already stressed out. That’s gotta be a record for me. I really thought I’d be cooler about going to a new school, but no such luck the closer it gets. Anyone want to do something?