A Friend Told Me To

Criminal Minds Incorrect Quotes

[queer-things-and-stuff]

Ritz Johnson’s Funeral and Memorial Service, organized by Olivia Johnson

Hi my name is Olivia Johnson. Ritz Johnson is my husband, my best friend,… Olivia Johnson needs your support for Ritz Johnson’s Funeral an

Anything helps.

[queer-things-and-stuff]

Ritz Johnson’s Funeral and Memorial Service, organized by Olivia Johnson

Hi my name is Olivia Johnson. Ritz Johnson is my husband, my best friend,… Olivia Johnson needs your support for Ritz Johnson’s Funeral an

Anything helps.

[spencerriedmyblog]

Foyet, torturing hotch - for years you have paraded around in public, wearing a hat that so boldly claims that women want you and fish fear you. you know just as well as i do that this is a lie. can you live up to the bar your hat sets? currently you are being lowered into a tank of piranhas, and only your wife has the controls to save you. does this woman truly want you, or will it be you who fears the fish? let the game begin.

[wolkenlichtblitz]

Derek: Why won't the victims talk to us?

Emily: Maybe they are homophobic?

Derek: Eh, non of us are gay, Emily.

Emily: ????We aren't????

[silly-ghostz]

“Gays don’t know how to sit” honestly my favorite bi icon

[marvelfanlife]

CM writers: So what do you guys want for your characters?

The cast: Happiness

CM writers: yeah we’ve only got like 22 episodes

[reidsemily]

you have the right to remain silent and, please, for the love of GOD exercise it.

— emily prentiss at some point, probably

[thebsunit]

Garcia: Wanna hear a knock knock joke?

Rossi: I'm more into dark humor actually

Garcia: *turns off the lights*

Garcia: knock knock

[katrina-cornwell]

Scratch: I’ve come to kill you

Emily: Hold on let me ask my team

Scratch: It’s not a choi-

Emily: They said no

[fjareau-prentiss]

Reid: Hey moms, since the case finished early, can I go home already?

JJ: Stop calling me and Emily mom, we're not your mom, Spence

Emily: Reid, I made you dinner, it's on your table don't forget it

JJ: Em, he really needs to learn how to cook his own food, don't baby him

Reid: *whispers* I like Momily better

[spencerriedmyblog]

make a wish :)

[spencerriedmyblog]

Spencer- bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like what do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches

[spencerriedmyblog]

Garcia - When I get murdered, make sure it goes unsolved.

Derek - w h a t?

Garcia - I wanna be on buzzfeed unsolved.

Derek - lets go back to the “when I get murdered” part.

[emerald-studies]

Please Keep Signing! 

(New petitions in bold)

George Floyd - change.org

George Floyd - amnesty.org

George Floyd - colorofchange.org

Get The Officers Charged

Charge All Four Officers

Breonna Taylor - moveon.org

Breonna Taylor - colorofchange.org

Breonna Taylor - justiceforbreonna.org

Breonna Taylor - change.org

Breonna Taylor - thepetitionsite.com

Ahmaud Arbery - change.org

Ahmaud Arbery - change.org 2

Ahmaud Arbery - change.org 3

Justice for Oluwatoyin Salau

Pass The Georgia Hate Crime Bill

Defund MPD

Life Sentence For Police Brutality

Regis Korchinski - change.org

Tete Gulley - change.org

Tony McDade - change.org

Tony McDade - actionnetwork.org

Tony McDade - thepetitionsite.com

Joao Pedro - change.org

Julius Jones - change.org

Belly Mujinga - change.org

Willie Simmons - change.org

Hands Up Act - change.org

National Action Against Police Brutality

Kyjuanzi Harris - change.org

Alejandro Vargas Martinez - change.org

Censorship Of Police Brutality In France

Sean Reed - change.org

Sean Reed - change.org 2

Kendrick Johnson - change.org

Tamir Rice - change.org

Tamir Rice - change.org 2

Fire Racist Criminal From The NYPD

Jamee Johnson - organizefor.org

Darius Stewart - change.org

Darius Stewart - moveon.org

Abolish Prison Labor

Free Siyanda - change.org

Chrystul Kizer - change.org

Chrystul Kizer - change.org 2

Andile Mchunu (Bobo) - change.org

Eric Riddick - change.org

Amiya Braxton - change.org

Emerald Black - change.org

Elijah Nichols - change.org

Zinedine Karabo Gioia - change.org

Angel Bumpass - change.org

Sheku Bayoh - change.org

Angel DeCarlo - change.org

Sandra Bland - change.org

Sherrie Walker - change.org

Darrien Hunt - change.org

Cornelius Fredericks - change.org

Elijah McClain - change.org

James Scurlock - change.org

Darren Rainey- change.org

Kendrick Johnson- change.org

Darrius Stewart- change.org

LaVena Johnson- change.org

Kenneka Jenkins- change.org

Sam Dubose- change.org

Philando Castile- change.org

Philando Castile - signmoveon.org

Natasha McKenna- change.org

Freddie Gray- change.org

The Freddie Gray Law - Assess, Treat, and Safely Transport -signmoveon.org

Samuel DuBose- change.org

Kimani Gray- care2petitions 

Kenneth Chamberlain Sr- signmoveon.org

Sean Bell- change.org

Jennifer Jeffley- change.org

Oliver Campbell- change.org

Bruce Greenway- change.org

Dominique Fells - change.org

Rayshard Brooks - change.org

Alfred Wright - change.org

Mubarak Soulemane- change.org

Byron Williams- change.org

Mitrice Richardson- change.org

AJ Mitchell (a boy with autism) - change.org

Merci Mack- change.org

Lakeith Smith + A’Donte Washington- change.org

Malik Thomas- change.org

Matthew Tucker- change.org

Malik Williams (paraplegic man shot at 84 times)- change.org

http://www.pb-resources.com/

https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

PLEASE REBLOG! THIS IS AN UPDATED LIST! 

DON’T IGNORE US!

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[spencerriedmyblog]

Hotch - Why are you late?

Reid - A technical error occurred causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.

Hotch - …

Derek - Overslept?

Reid - Overslept.

[spencerriedmyblog]

Reid - Sometimes I don’t even realize something is trauma until I tell it as a funny story and everyone is staring at me weird.

[iszm]

I found this funny incorrect Criminal Minds quote and i had to draw it. ( And i really love funny coming out stories. They remind my of my coming out.)

If you think it funny, feel free to reblog :)