I’m Just Out Here Livin’

-Needy BitchTM —113 DAYS ‘TIL SUPERCORP IN GAY PARIS -23 He/Him Enby -✊🏾

[queer-things-and-stuff]

One hundred and thirteen days, and counting!

[aleshakills]

*getting too in the weeds of the worldbuilding of a horny tumblr post* Okay I get that you're saying princess, but honestly the dynamic you're describing here seems more like you want to be a duchess or even a lower noble

[aleshakills]

You wanna be the villainess in an otome anime

[aleshakills]

This has nothing to do with historical accuracy by the way. It's about the genre conventions and the internal logic of the scenario. If you wanna be a princess getting kidnapped by a dragon or running of to faerie, go for it. If you wanna be a prize locked away in a tower, or an aspiring despot, be a princess.

If you want to have an intense homoerotic rivalry with another girl you met at magical boarding school, you're the daughter of a marquis at best.

[sculien]

THE PITT 2.01

[slutterboxd]

i'm both of them at the same time sadly

[defectivegembrain]

Actually I already have a full time job coping with noises

[queer-things-and-stuff]

oh, that’s cool. I’m over in the situations department..

[defectivegembrain]

Oh I hear it's rough there. I hear it loudly and repeatedly

[defectivegembrain]

Actually I already have a full time job coping with noises

[queer-things-and-stuff]

oh, that’s cool. I’m over in the situations department..

[defectivegembrain]

Oh I hear it's rough there. I hear it loudly and repeatedly

[queer-things-and-stuff]

yeah, it can be tough at times. especially when we have a situation to be in,, it’s pretty daunting. sorry about all the noise btw, hate to put you in a situation like that.. or, at all…

[evviejo]

thirteen's era appreciation: 660/?

[sonnysideao3]

A conversation between Parker and Yolanda that 100% happened a few hours after chapter 9 of my fic.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[queer-things-and-stuff]

READ THIS. READ THIS. READ THIS. RE-

[ladiesincaps-blog]

[defectivegembrain]

Actually I already have a full time job coping with noises

[queer-things-and-stuff]

oh, that’s cool. I’m over in the situations department..

[floilee]

"Why do you ship-" That is exactly why.

[beemovieerotica]

please vote for tylenol to have her face on a beer can $1 for 1 vote and the donation goes to the baltimore animal rescue and care shelter

[reversalsun]

TYLENOL HAS MADE IT INTO THE TOP TEN LETS FUCKING GO

[beemovieerotica]

VOTE NOW SO WE CAN SEE TYLENOL'S FACE ON BEER CANS IN THE DITCHES BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!

[reversalsun]

If you all will allow me a moment to analyze the competition as it exists, there's something interesting going on with the numbers.

As we all know, thanks to the support of the good people of Tumblr, Tylenol has experienced a meteoric rise to second place. Even though her competition is stiff, I believe in Tylenol's ability to go the distance.

But let's take a look at the competition:

Elmer seems to be a lovely boy. I have no qualms with Elmer, and think he would look fantastic on a beer can. But what about Elmer's campaigns? Who is the power behind the throne here, and how have they managed to find such breakout success on this competition?

A handful of wealthy donors are trying to buy this competition.

At the end of the day, all donations are good donations here. This is a charity event so every penny earned is going to help animals in need. But it's not lost on me that Elmer's current ranking is thanks entirely to a few individuals with the financial means to put their thumbs on the scale.

Tylenol's donors, comparatively, are small and numerous, mostly $1-10 donations from many passionate believers in what she stands for (autism and pain relief I think).

Overall, the donations tell a very different story than what the base ranking shows you. Elmer is held aloft by just 24 donors and bolstered by a few wealthy patrons, whereas Tylenol has won the hearts of literally hundreds of people. Even the current third place, Abby, owes her ranking to numerous small contributions rather than one or two large ones.

Tylenol is the people's princess.

[beemovieerotica]

Tylenol is the people's princess

[lesbianmarrow]

it’s so important to follow people on tumblr who watch tv shows that you do not watch because sometimes they will put gifsets of beautiful women on your dash and you get to look at them

[lesbianmarrow]

this post is about the beautiful dyke firefighter on 911

[lesbianmarrow]

everybody STOP making this post about those men on interview with the vampire or any men at all. this post is about the beautiful dyke firefighter on 911!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[causedascene81]

[asofteredge]

hey everyone, just curious:

what is everyone's criteria for blocking people?

[queer-things-and-stuff]

heh, nice..

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[velvet-lina]

The queen is more refined

[sassycurse]

one of the best feelings tbh