Special Ed

I smoke a lot of weed.

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#stm I’ve always loved you

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Throwback to when I was a little brat instead of the big brat I am today.  I’m on the left, my sister is the one in red. Photo taken at the Stanley Park Zoo here in Vancouver when that still existed.

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Hi again

Holy shit I finally remembered my password.

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Anyone know the over/under for how long it takes for Trump to say "NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION!!" to the kids during the White House Easter Egg Roll tomorrow?

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E = mc2

Go ahead and @ me bitches

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Oh, and btw, I still have a face.

Gratuitous photo for no reason whatsoever.

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World's top-ranked bridge player suspended for doping

LAUSANNE, Switzerland — The World Bridge Federation says the world’s No. 1 bridge player has been suspended after failing a drug test. The federation said on its website Friday that Geir Helgemo, who is Norwegian but represents Monaco in bridge events, tested positive for synthetic testosterone and female fertility drug clomifene at a World Bridge …

How the fuck does doing steroids amount to cheating at playing card games?

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Welp, there go my plans for tonight. :(