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[goomorni]

the waitress gay as hell i would've gone crazy

[rizzymaguire]

Rip Enjolras you would’ve loved my red undies

[rizzymaguire]

when cedric died he should’ve become a ghost and continued on doing ghost things at hogwarts

(i dont give a flip flop whether or not he actually died on the premises)

he should’ve been a ghost so he could finish his 6th and 7th year

he should’ve been able to help in the battle of hogwarts

how darn cool would his ghost outfit be

like hello? bloody ripped hufflepuff jersey!?!

badass

and he could encourage all the other puffs to do their very best!

he could be there whenever anyone is having a rough day!!

“can’t be worse off than me”

even as a ghost he can grow and learn and possibly eventually become a professor

he is so fine why did he die

help i <3 robert pattinson

[rizzymaguire]

my dad just said tumblr was the place millennials went to die

[fox-croquis]

WE WISH YOU A

AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR

[rizzymaguire]

is the fanfic bad or am i just asexual

[rizzymaguire]

ron weasley and hermione granger are the only straight people ever

[rizzymaguire]

jim halpert is babygirl

[rizzymaguire]

thinking about the poor souls who harbor the secrets of the crunchiness and freshness of the hexagonal wonder that is a crunch wrap

[rizzymaguire]

he’ll hatecrime you but boy hes pretty

[lowpolycas]

Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer

[missmewts-deactivated20251129]

Smirk emoji

[rizzymaguire]

jonathan byers is the coochie man

[timemachineyeah]

I cannot believe my dash did this.

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[cannon-fannon]

March 15 again and here we go…

[rinrinlovee]

march fifteenth

[thedragonemperess]

M4RCH F1F733N7H GUY5

[pixel3603]

[id: an image of a knife stabbed into the back of a classic Caesar ranch bottle /end id]

[rizzymaguire]

MARXH FIFTEMSNTH MOTHER FUMKPERS

[rizzymaguire]

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[rizzymaguire]

all of my (kind of sad) HSS headcanons!!

michael is bisexual

aiden has religious trauma

both of their fathers are homophobic

caleb has adhd

emma struggled with bulimia for a while

maria is mtf!!

mc’s mom cheated on their dad

both michael and emma knew each other from elementary school and were very close friends

emma had a huge crush on maria

maria is a lesssssbbbbbbiiiiiiaaaaannnnn that woman is a lesbian

aiden came out to his parents at a very young age by accident, then was told it was ‘sinful’

“mom! i met this boy at school and now we’re best friends!” “that’s great aiden!” “yeah.. we’re gonna get married”

emma has social anxiety

michaels father was an alcoholic

his parents split when he was 7 and there was an argument over who would take him

“i don’t want him” “well i don’t either”

he was in the backseat of the car

caleb knows every word to frozen

to be continued…

[rizzymaguire]

ADDING ON

michael sang “hey there delilah” to mc on their birthday

maria and emma go out to lunch every few weeks to gossip about everyone else

caleb comes too sometimes

mc has a playlist for all their friends

sometimes aiden thinks about writing a whole album for his friends, each song named after an inside joke

they all love the movie IT for all different reasons

brian is so jealous of their friend group

michael sneaks into mc’s room through the window every weekend

he leaves at 6:00 before scott wakes up

he hasnt been caught yet

[rizzymaguire]

mc from hss’s room! full house tour coming soon but this is what i have so far :)

[rizzymaguire]