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Ever wondered why The Spine is in such a bad mode or what Ju Ju magic is all about? Well, now you can find out! Ask the musical singing automatons of Steam Powered Giraffe. Mod Blog

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[The Spine:] Wow, that's actually really touching, Hatchy.

[Hatchworth:] And then I grow a new one.

[The Spine:] Oh.

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[The Spine:] What style? Inconsistency isn't a style.

[Rabbit:] That's your your your your problem The Spine. Zero artistic vision.

[The Spine:] Seems kind of lazy to me.

[Hatchworth:] I miss having a torso.

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The suspender man would like to know why he wasn't invited to Wild West Con...

And for that matter why Al, Lily, and Rex never want to hang out.

Also my ask box is empty.

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Valentine compilation! Thanks to everyone who submitted. And don't worry The Jon and Hatchworth had dates that night. Just less practical dates. Like a stove... And a colony of dust mites.

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Girly!Spine and Onigiro's Rena sharing a foxtrot.

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Rabbit greeting Porrimmaryam's colorful cutie pie Mismatch.

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The first in the Valentine installments. Rabbit is sharing a dance with Gal. Not just any dance but the Viennese Waltz. All the kk-k-kids are doing it.

Gal is Alix's lovely fanbot.

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"One night I forgot to turn off my swag and woke up covered in bitches toasters."

The Valentines pictures are coming together nicely. But in the mean time have some Rabbit and his lovelies.

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Ladies and gentle bots may I present to you a special Valentine day offer!

[The Jon:] FREE FANBOT ART.

Thank you, The Jon... That's right, the automatons at SPG Inquiries need a a date for Valentines Day. Despite their universal indifference.

Here's how it works:

-Submit a reference page of your fanbot. Including something to wear.

-First come first serve.

-Specify which robot. You can even chose a girly version of one of the bots.

-Submissions close on the fifteenth.

-Keep your ask box open.

-Depending on the reception, I may do anywhere from four to eight pictures.

What will these metal romances entail? Why not a dance? Or a duet? You specify! Every robot will be dressed their best and promises not to flirt with the appliances.

Feel free to send me an ask if you have any questions.

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[Rabbit:] That's cheating, The Spine!

[The Spine:] I'm cheating? You're making up words, Rabbit.

[Hatchworth:] But The Jon, where would we plug in Jeff?

[The Jon:] That's the secret. Jeff runs on coconuts.

[Hatchworth:] .... Does your character make any sense?

[The Jon:] Shhh.

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By no demand what so ever, the girly robot compilation.

The best part is that there's only a small costume change and some wigs added to the original bot.

... And some well placed fruit.

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[The Spine:] What time is it, ladies and gentlebots? Why it's Exploite-One-Another-For-Asks Time! That's right, at the cost of one ask we can put a shirt on!

[Rabbit:] I CONDONE NONE OF THIS.

[Hatchworth:] Don't feel bad, Rabbit. You're a pretty fembot. What you should feel bad about is exposing little giraffe Jaunty to this filth.

[Rabbit:] I  AM ANDROGYNOUS.

[The Jon:] You're all missing the point. Why does girl me have the smallest robot breasts?

[Rabbit:] ROBOTS DON'T NEED MAMMARIES.

[The Spine:] This is why we need asks. Only you can prevent idleness.

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My bit of the Engineer-arteers project thing. Tragic Spine is Tragic. Turns out I don’t know how to draw roses. Who knew?

Just follow the bouncing Rabbit head.

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Put down the self-defense mechanism, Hatchworth. -S

It's too late, The Spine! He's been bit by a rabid fan, we have to put him down. -R

I just want to zap something. -H

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Hey everyone! Meet King, my Steam Powered Giraffe fanbot. King’s been rusting away in the bowels of the Walter Manor. He’s a bit kooky since he took a certain copper animal to the head, but he’s still a charmer!

[King]: Quit your noise making, flesh bag. I do not want company.

Like I said, a real charmer. So if you don’t mind the stench of rotted wood and stale earth come visit King in the basement and role play for a little. I promise it’ll be entertaining.

[King]: I must ready the barricade.

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Not likely to make very many appearances in the SPG Inquiries black room. But here he is anyway.