Countess G

The G doesn't stand for anything.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[kiturak]

[ID: Post by Marco Kloos @marcokloos "Don't fret about your Amazon reviews. I just got a three-star review because my novel isn't a 36-count package of Jimmy Dean sausages."

below: thumbnail of the novel's cover over the following three-star Amazon review:

"Jinny Dean not in shop ink cart?

March 20, 2017

Hello why can't I get the 36 pack of Jinny Dean sauceages any more from the amazong? This web sight is sobbroin why isn't any help?? ¿ hello?"]

[hatchworthsbluemattercore]

Pictures from last night's SPG show!!

[a-flickering-soul]

jesus christing hell there is nothing for me to look at. where's my fucking wife.

[pocketss]

It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

[professorsparklepants]

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

[kittyopteryx]

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

[mooretimetoplay]

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

[necrowemancer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

[jelloapocalypse]

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

[creepsandcrawlers]

FUCK ME  the reveal video

[threefeline]

“CHRIS??????”

[tanoraqui]

“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”

[8bitmickey]

[island-delver-go]

Always reblog Y'gathok

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

always ALWAYS reblog Y'gathok!

[secretmellowart]

New rarepair Pomni & Ming

[secretmellowart]

Did you assume this comic would only have one part

[egophiliac]

had a dream about these and immediately had to draw them when I woke up ཐི༏ཋྀ

[noveefff]

𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝 ⚜️ Art-Nouveau-inspired clock unicorn

The unicorn uses their horn to turn one’s best memories (falling in love, greatest achievements, happiest days) into golden clocks and watches. These are worth a fortune but are very delicate and feature detailed Art Nouveau-inspired ornaments. Once a memory takes the form of a clock, the person no longer has that memory. It's wiped and kept within the timepiece. They can sell the clock to gain a fortune, but they'll be stripped of their memories in the process. The happier the memory, the more expensive the clock. Each one takes a unique shape that references the specific events of the memory.

[dailyralsei]

just finished watching all of aggretsuko :3 also yayy happy 1 month since chapter 5, i'm gonna be posting more about major spoilers from now on

drawing streak: 503 || full 1,000+ ralsei archive

[welcome-to-green-hills]

SEGA’s president, Shuji Utsumi, had this to say on Sonic Movie 4:

“This time too, the visuals are quite amazing. Of course, Jim Carrey and Amy Rose are in it. It's a fun movie, so we'll do our best to make it a bigger hit in Japan.”

Famitsu Article

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[chrisflemingfleming]

missing my tegu Bridget

[piouscoffeelover]

i miss you 2012 avengers. i miss you the avengers tower. i miss you irondad and spiderson. i miss you meme lord shuri and peter. i miss you loki lingering in the tower for no other reason than that he's the main love interest. i miss you poptart-eating thor. i miss you grumpy bucky barnes. i miss you old man, chronically offline steve rogers. i miss you clint in the vents. i miss you girls night with wanda and natasha. i miss you resurrected, shamelessly flirty pietro. i miss you clueless, socially inept vision. i miss you the rare bruce banner feature. i miss you sassy sam wilson. i miss you cheeky reader who always called fury by his first name. i miss you super nanny phil coulson. i miss you christmas avengers blurbs in the middle of the fanfiction written by an autistic 14 year old. i miss you 😔😔😔

[parkchanwoohoo]

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[pepsi-maxwell]

there's a delicate balance between "seeing something on my dash so often i end up caring about it unexpectedly" and "seeing something on my dash so often that it gets added to the blocked list with extreme prejudice"

[dapper-lil-arts]

Can we talk about the kind of woman Applejack attracts.