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autistic & horny blog of an early-30s bi guy 🐒 🌿 messages always open 🍂 minors dni

[sphinctersphynx]

I am just a silly bi guy exploring what it means to be queer. i also have autism

📖 Years of religious guilt regarding sexual expression have made it difficult to settle into myself as a creature of erotic habits.

Let's unlearn sexual repression together! 🌿

I post what i enjoy, and am always open for dms. I am sensitive so please be nice.

For envisioning purposes: I am 6"1', with a lean build, gray eyes, and shoulder length brown hair. If you want more details, feel free to ask

Spam liking is kinda cute and I'm guilty of doing it too so go ahead

Feel free to message me for (mostly) any kind of conversation!

I am extremely liberal so miss me with that racism/homophobia/transphobia/biphobia/ableism/etc

I am looking for advice on how to take better photos of myself so if you want to teach me im all ears!

[muddyswirls]

[sphinctersphynx]

Balls so big they tripped the machine at the airport

Fuck the leidos sensor this is the second time I have had the machine dutifully tell security I have something hiding between my legs.

Yes! It is my SCROTUM you piece of shit

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[ghost-mlm]

bro if you keep looking so cute im gonna have to give you a smooch

[choco-bite]

backshots in front of a mirror, asking "who's that pretty girl" while I make you watch 🫠

[c0deinee]

I just wanna hold your stupid hand and make you laugh and kiss you a lot ok

[tragicburnout]

i’m a lover, a yearner, and a freak

[gravitcat]

a thing for mermay i guess

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[sphinctersphynx]

Balls so big they tripped the machine at the airport

Fuck the leidos sensor this is the second time I have had the machine dutifully tell security I have something hiding between my legs.

Yes! It is my SCROTUM you piece of shit

[vodkasucio]

ask me

[limitedfucks]

[greedysadistdaddi]

Daughter sun, fleshlight rising, silly goose moon

[sphinctersphynx]

Too hungry to jack off

Too horny to go to dinner

I sit here, twice half-starved 😔

[furthestring]

everyone has at least one friend who's jade harley. like, even if you aren't into homestuck if you have online friends at all there's a pretty good chance one of them is jade harley

[sphinctersphynx]

Let's play entomologists ok you be the bug first I'm gonna pin you to the bed and investigate your body