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what the fuck’s wrong with you people? is the floor fucking sticky or something??? do you want to start moving your fucking feet!!! you know what i’ll do i’ll fucking walk out…………… you little fucking bitches!!! get the fuck up!!!

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ugly fuckers have to pay for their own weed and avoid eating anyone else's food and avoid touching anyone and remember that they din't even deserve that much and aren't we thankful

[ozempicofficial]

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most living people aren't my enemy and couldn't be if they tried

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[relelvance]

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i wish i could work in a cubicle, a kitchen, and a hospital all at the same time and still have time in the day to play every shitty game released 1998-2005

[glittervermin]

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i've spent my whole life wishing to work in a cubicle

[ewaneneollav]

two people on a date where they watch a.i.-generated family guy clip compilations on two flatscreen tvs positioned back-to-back in the middle of a room, each person sat at one of the tvs in a small metal folding chair, not even watching the same compilation as the other

[blutonews]

https://www.blutonews.org/article/15

Bluto Made his teeth thin for no reason

bluto was wearing his favorite yellow hat when he saw nothing and there wasnt anything, but he still made his teeth thin for now reason, and his eyebrows got so close it looked like one eyebrow

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soupcan comp because i miss him so

[texasinnersmile]

aborted bloke: i would’ve loved to do fuck all

[milk5]

You have been brought before the ORC BOYAR.

The ORC BOYAR seeks entertainment; perhaps this will be your chance to impress the ORC BOYAR?

Perform a dance for the ORC BOYAR by selecting two DESCRIPTORS of the ORC BOYAR’s liking.

You perform a BONE MUSHROOM dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a CHEESE SPIKE dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a FAST BROTH dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a HOT CRUMB dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a DESSERT STONE dance,

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a LAKE MUD dance.

You feel TIRED.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a ROYAL PIG dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a CAVE TROUT dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a ANVIL BREAD dance.

Your POINTED JINGLE SHOES begins to show wear from use! Bring the item the TOWN SMITH to repair it.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a DOG MOSS dance.

The ORC BOYAR seemed slightly interested.

You perform a DOG DOG dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a MOSS MOSS dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a MOSS DOG dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a DOG MOSS dance.

The ORC BOYAR was sent into a rage.

ORC BOYAR: I have already seen DOG MOSS dance. Away with you!

A FERAL HOG appears to your LEFT.

A FERAL HOG appears to your RIGHT.

A FERAL HOG appears to your FRONT.

The FERAL HOG attacks you!

The FERAL HOG attacks you!

The FERAL HOG attacks you!

You have DIED. The world has been thrown into chaos.

Tip: The ORC BOYAR was once heard to have inscribed his favorite dance on a HIDDEN STONE in the DARK DWELLING.

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its crazy that four sun kil moon albums have come out since i fell off

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i'm opening the first gay bar exclusively for present or past rateyourmusic users and you will all thank me