Languid Smokes

20 • London girl This account is literally just whatever I find funny or entertaining mwahaha x

[april]

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

[spicedhoneytart]

There are friends everywhere for those with eyes to see

[silvaaart]

jason sketch to learn the lightning ✨

[spicedhoneytart]

BARK BARK GRRR

[twistpixel]

ideally jason should be at any moment really close to saying some really cringe shit like "woe betide any who would cross my path"

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the problem with me is i cannot differentiate what is & is not my circus and what are & are not my monkeys. this gives you mental health conditions

[blu3n]

Me

[spicedhoneytart]

Real. As. Hell.

[spicedhoneytart]

There really is nothing better than some self care that borders on several of the deadly sins. I’m self-caring so hard I’m gotta be put in one of the circles of hell for sure. *Evilly cackling to myself as I do an eye mask and get comfy on my bed in a fluffy-ass robe drinking champagne*

[yaoiblackmold]

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

[soulsforsales]

batman under the red hood this batman under the red hood that what about ME UNDER THE RED HOOD huh what then?

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

*wrinkles nose* shouldnt you be repressing that

[ancientdreams-in-a-modernland]

Thinking about it it's weird how many people want a movie to start with two acrobats dying. Can't complain tho I am one of them.

[spicedhoneytart]

Joining the war on movies starting with two acrobats dying on the side of movies starting with two acrobats dying teehee <3

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: My son wrote an essay about how much he hates mayonnaise and it begins, "As a scribe, I see fit to write down all my troubles" and ends, "I fell to the ground and moaned for the next few hours, lying in the moonlight and wishing to die."

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

Who said this

Dick Grayson

Jason Todd

Tim Drake

Damian Wayne

Duke Thomas

Actually it was one of his daughters

Voting ended onAug 28, 2025

[spicedhoneytart]

Nah, headcannon that it was Damian who did this. I know that boy arrived in Gotham from Nanda Parbat, where he had a personal chef that made incredible delicacies and handmade spiced sauces with garlic and just tons of flavor.

Like the first week he’s in Wayne Manor he sees all the American-raised members of his new family putting this white sauce on like, EVERYTHING and thought, “well this mayo stuff’s gotta be good if they put it on and in so many things”. Puts some of this gelatinous, white, homogenous mixture on his plate and tried a fry with it and his face just SCRUNCHES. He’s spitting it out as subtly as he can into a napkin as he sits at the kitchen counter and then just turns and looks at dick, who’s put it in his burger and has some on his plate he’s dipping both the burger and fries into, just serenely eating it in copious quantities and stares incredulously. How on earth can he stand this goopy flavourless mixture??? He actually dislikes the flavor so much he’s starting to feel a little nauseous.

Jason walks in the kitchen and sees Damian with a greenish hue to his face, looking like he’s about to throw up and immediately thinks his little brother has been poisoned in his first week in Gotham. It’s just the mayo. Damian just cannot stand it. He ends up going outside after dinner for some fresh air it’s that bad. He ends up having to write an essay for english class about something he dislikes. For him, there is only one option on what to write about.

[unholyhare]

ep needs to kill me. im in his dms comparing jason todd to jesus christ.

[spicedhoneytart]

Oh lord no actually let him cook pls I wanna hear what he has to say

[unholyhare]

oh im so glad you agree. fair warning i literally just woke up so ignore how incoherent this is and any typos i make.

so i had said to him before some shit like "do you think jesus ever smelt the wood of the cross and thought of joseph? thought of carpentry with his father and simpler times?"

yesterday i saw someone say "do you think jason saw the crowbar swing and got reminded of when he was trying to steal the batmobiles tires?" (literally made me sob for a good 2 minutes)

those two things made me go "ooooh shit jasons like jesus to me. jesus with guns and anger issues."

the parallel of resurrection, the parallel of having your whole life decided by your father without any input for yourself. the parallel of being tortured. jason is a martyr in a way. i could go on and on about religious parallels with jason todd..

the frame of jason just before the blast goes off just reads like acceptance to me. like he knows this is going to happen, like it was decided for him, and there really wasnt a way out of this one (cough cough 80s fans cough).

also not exactly religious, but the panel of bruce holding jasons body reminds me of the painting of ivan the terrible and his son ivan. im pretty sure ive seen someone redraw it at that before but. if someone finds it please send it to me so i can roll around in the flood and cry.

[spicedhoneytart]

Okay op you COOKED a three course meal with this, especially when you consider in an alternate timeline Jason is a catholic priest lmao. LOVE this parallel!

Side note: your incoherent ramblings are my articulate musings so give urself more credit! x

[unholyhare]

OOOOHOHO dont even get me started on Father Todd. or priests in general.

[spicedhoneytart]

No no, please go on. I can’t help but feel, based on past experiences, you’d have something very interesting to say on the topic. You have the speaking stick mate.

[unholyhare]

ep needs to kill me. im in his dms comparing jason todd to jesus christ.

[spicedhoneytart]

Oh lord no actually let him cook pls I wanna hear what he has to say

[unholyhare]

oh im so glad you agree. fair warning i literally just woke up so ignore how incoherent this is and any typos i make.

so i had said to him before some shit like "do you think jesus ever smelt the wood of the cross and thought of joseph? thought of carpentry with his father and simpler times?"

yesterday i saw someone say "do you think jason saw the crowbar swing and got reminded of when he was trying to steal the batmobiles tires?" (literally made me sob for a good 2 minutes)

those two things made me go "ooooh shit jasons like jesus to me. jesus with guns and anger issues."

the parallel of resurrection, the parallel of having your whole life decided by your father without any input for yourself. the parallel of being tortured. jason is a martyr in a way. i could go on and on about religious parallels with jason todd..

the frame of jason just before the blast goes off just reads like acceptance to me. like he knows this is going to happen, like it was decided for him, and there really wasnt a way out of this one (cough cough 80s fans cough).

also not exactly religious, but the panel of bruce holding jasons body reminds me of the painting of ivan the terrible and his son ivan. im pretty sure ive seen someone redraw it at that before but. if someone finds it please send it to me so i can roll around in the flood and cry.

[spicedhoneytart]

Okay op you COOKED a three course meal with this, especially when you consider in an alternate timeline Jason is a catholic priest lmao. LOVE this parallel!

Side note: your incoherent ramblings are my articulate musings so give urself more credit! x

[redstonedust]

hey babe im gonna be home late tonight do you mind picking up dinner. yeah sorry the king has us working over time, some fuckin egghead sat on the wall and had a GREAT fall. we've got all the men working on this but idk if we're gonna be able to put him back together again. yeah we've tried the horses. ok bye love you.

[spicedhoneytart]

Fabulous retelling, I want this nursery rhyme told exactly like this everytime

[unholyhare]

ep needs to kill me. im in his dms comparing jason todd to jesus christ.

[spicedhoneytart]

Oh lord no actually let him cook pls I wanna hear what he has to say

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Dick: oh, Damian did the dishes.

Jason: how do you know i didn't do them?

Dick: because once when all the knives were dirty you cut a bagel with your key.

[spicedhoneytart]

Sounds like me can’t lie. Unfortunately I am both a germaphobe and refuse to be sanitary if it means I have to put effort into it