Dandelion

🌼Random Fandom Rambles🌼they/them🌼 🌼22🌼

[deathchrist2000]

Show of hands: who her pinged Little Alex Horne for the voice over guy in the latest Game Changer?

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

"we've already decided we're roleplaying the entire episode"

Sam you gave them giant powdered wigs. What did you think they were gonna do?

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

Lucifer carrying around a spray bottle so every time Alastor goes "airplane ears mode" he can just spray him

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

So I unearthed a couple pages of a handwritten supernatural fanfic from so, so many years ago. It's one of those written in the style of a screenplay and the first 3 lines are:

Dean - thanks, sweetheart *smirks* *winks*

Sam - *rolls eyes*

Charlie - I'm gay. I have a gf *laughs*

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

Some other gems include:

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Sam: *ignores Gabe*

Gabe: *hurt* *angry* >:( *plans prank*

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Luci: over here! *is a dork*

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Dean walks to Impala - flirting with girls

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

So I unearthed a couple pages of a handwritten supernatural fanfic from so, so many years ago. It's one of those written in the style of a screenplay and the first 3 lines are:

Dean - thanks, sweetheart *smirks* *winks*

Sam - *rolls eyes*

Charlie - I'm gay. I have a gf *laughs*

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

Giving the Batkids guns so they can hunt their fanon selves for sport and enrichment

[princezaeth]

the single funniest frame in dimension 20 herstory

[sanguinewolves]

yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔

[autistic-af]

Reblog if a mutual who's never spoken to you can randomly send you memes that made them think of you.

[jak--ash-deactivated20250518]

How beautiful is butch identity that it includes cis women, trans men, trans women, nonbinary people, and bruce springsteen.

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

Modern AU where Yennefer and Jaskier are both top selling Etsy witches.

It infuriates Yennefer because while she practices real magic, Jaksier scams people. He's just so damn charming people believe his readings. The asshole doesn't even know how to read tarot!

It all comes to a head when they're both hired by a single dad for his daughter's medieval themed birthday party.

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

Bringing this back to say that Jaskier gets Lambert involved so now if you buy a curse from him, Lambert goes out and beats up your target. It's very effective and he ends up getting more popular then Yennefer

This of course can not stand. The scammer must be dealt with.

[secondquarrel]

so venezuela has become a usamerican colony. like that happened and everything carried on like normal

[secondquarrel]

like i know venezuela is going through a huge humanitarian crisis right now and their political regime is low in the list of priorities when tallinmg about it obviously it's just it shocked me to read trump congratulating his secretary of energy on how well he's running what used to be a sovereign country until a few months back you know

[ralfmaximus]

He wants to do that to Canada, Cuba, and Greenland too and is simply shocked that it hasn't happened yet.

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

Hey so it's worse then that

Does anybody remember when back in January Trump kidnapped the Venezuelan president? Well the American government proceeded to place someone else in charge and is directing them via text message. They are telling him who to appoint into office and allowing US businesses into the country.

They are "not looking to instate democratic elections at this time."

Is Venezuela a Colony Now? A Sovereign State? Modern Empires Rule in Ambiguity.

Occupation is a hassle. Large countries have many new ways to control small ones.

[cutecipher]

thank you for putting a random white boy on my post i guess

[cutecipher]

he will be going in the acid though goodbye white boy

[aberrantemotion]

OP NO. ADDING A WHITE BOY TO A VAT OF ACID CREATES A "THE JOKER.:

[cutecipher]

fuck.

[i-am-grell]

Sam’s moved on to torturing PAs

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

Guys we gotta give Kaylin so much love she did fantastic. Her reactions were making me tear up with laughter

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

Sam desperately trying to hide his racism by having the blue team win smh

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

Just

[eleilinnrallin]

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

[newtsoftheworldunite]

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

[kimberlychapman]

Or this preferred Tumblr announcement system: