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I was commissioned by my guild leader~

I’m really liking how this one is turning out. Hopefully I feel the same by the end!

GIT GUD!

I love Hornet, she’s my favorite character in Hollow Knight and you can’t change my mind. I’m very excited for Silksong!

I wanted this to be a traditional ink but I couldn’t find my sketchbook. The positive side of this is that I ended up coloring her.

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I’m living, breathing proof that you don’t have to be good at video games to enjoy them. Please play Hollow Knight. And make him look down a little. It’s adorable.

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Drawn a while ago, and cleaned up recently because I still quite like the idea. Robin in Zero Suit Samus’s outfit! I love the way she moves in Smash Bros.

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Here’s the full version from that preview! It’s more different from the original than I anticipated, but I liked it too much to completely leave it alone.

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If you haven’t played GRIS, I highly recommended. Lately, it feels like a lot of video games have been helping me sort through some stuff. if not that, then at least encouraging me while I try, and that’s wonderful.

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Despite everything happening with tumblr recently, I really wanted to wish everyone a Happy New Year.

Let’s all do our best, no matter what comes our way. <3

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I guess I’ll post him here, too, for now.

It ain’t the 17th yet.

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I love Morag. I’m practicing her face for the future (hopefully).

Given the recent news on tumblr, I’m not sure I’ll be posting here much longer. You can also find me on twitter!

milly-dean

~~ Sylveon Hybrids V2 ~~

This is a project I had meant to do a long time ago, at the time I didn’t feel that my art style was right for it though. Also, story time! The reason that vaporeon has two variations is because I couldn’t decide which one looked better, so have two! I hope that you all enjoy these as much as I do! ~ ♡

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Diferentes razas de perro en versión guerrera, por Nikita Orlov.

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listen….I dunno what that says but these are the fucking greatest

starlightandmoonfire

D&D dogtaurs were not a thing I knew I needed but I did.

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An American man was killed on an island inhabited by a tribe known to resist outside contact in the Andaman and Nicobar Islands. And, his body still lies there. The North Sentinel Island is home to the Sentinelese, an indigenous tribe that is furiously rejects outside contact.

Y'all hear sum? I thought I might have, but nope.

onlyblackgirl

Missionary or not, if you go somewhere where it is widely known they don’t want visitors and it is literally illegal to contact them or go on their land, and you get clapped, that is your own fault.

Stop trying to colonize everyone and mind your business.

vivalatinamerica-deactivated201

this man wasn’t a tourist — he was an intruder.

crazymeds

Left out of the headlines and first paragraphs:

He was killed on his THIRD visit.

The first time the locals shot arrows at the kayak he used to get from the fishing boat he hired to the shore. That dissuaded him for a day. Then he came back with a large fish as a gift. The locals accepted the fish and told him to leave. He whipped out his Bible and they shot up the Bible (as one of his missionary relatives described it to the BBC “The Bible saved his life!”). Still not taking the hint he returned the next day and, having had enough of his bullshit, they filled him with arrows.

What part of NO SOLICITORS did he not understand?

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Also, they have no immunity to outside diseases. His presence could have literally wiped out the population of the entire island.

drferox

Given the high probability for things in Jurassic Park to go 100% haywire, would you still take a job there in order to treat a stegosaurus?

I would most definitely take a job at Jurassic Park, IF I got to make recommendations that would be actually listened to and wouldn’t be fired for swearing. The job of a veterinarian should not be to do what you are told by your employer, it should be to solve problems and advocate for the welfare of the animals in your care.

The Tyranosaus get’s enrichment, the sauropods get enrichment, the stegosaurs get enrichment, everybody gets enrichment.

Misuse of the clicker in clicker training will result in the device being inserted somewhere uncomfortable.

We are not feeding Jurassic carnivores meat from mammals which they are likely ill-suited to digest and metabolize. We know aquarium fish, which are not adapted to eating mammals, develop cardiac and fat distribution problems if their protein is supplemented with beef so let’s aim for a slightly more ‘natural’ diet of bird and reptile proteins (crocodile, anyone?)

Like, seriously, let’s not train a prehistoric reptile, brought back to the modern world with no parents to teach it about food, to see mammals as a source of food. It shouldn’t have any innate instincts to do so, so lets leave well enough alone.

In fact, let’s not give them live prey at all. I think not training the dinosaurs to hunt is probably a good idea.

Lets get somebody who knows what they’re doing to design enclosures so we can see the animals, and give them enough space to not go stir crazy.

While we’re at it, the enclosures for larger animals can have more safety features - bolt holes for humans that the biggest critters can’t fit through, honestly we even have these in livestock handling facilities, it’s not that hard!

We are not going to introduce DNA from modern species which are potentially parthenogenic

So, so much quarantine.

Some modern reptiles would need to be kept in order to seed the local environment with suitable microflora and microfauna for the dinosaurs to pick up. You might have cloned a dinosaur, but I’d bet dollars for donuts you didn’t clone it’s intestinal flora!

Quarantine again. Nothing is getting off the island, and ideally nothing from visitors is contacting anything in the exhibit.

Ian Malcom has to walk around being opinionated about everything, and suitably paranoid.

The roof of every building gets an evacuation point for a helicopter.

The stegosaurs get extra treats.

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(Image reads: #there would be fewer catastrophes #and boring movies #but I’m here for this)

Oh no no, we could have the best movie ever.

We just need a really good, enthusiastic, Steve Irwin type character who just thinks these dinosaurs are wonderful, let him do whatever he wants, and make Ian Malcom follow him around.

Steve: This is a T Rex.

Steve: She’s a beauty.

Steve: I’m going to wrestle her.

Ian: I, uh, must politely protest.

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Disney’s Beauty and the beast cast → Is Gaston a villain or misunderstood?

I see him as the biggest villainous threat in any of the Disney films. He has no special powers. He’s not Jafar, or Ursula, or Maleficent. He’s a human being! He’s an arrogant, narcissistic, bigoted, chauvinistic, self-absorbed man who, once he’s told no, is driven by jealousy and revenge to fuel the fear of quite an idiotic group of villagers to go kill something they’ve never seen before. I mean, it resonates massively to what’s happening in the political climate throughout the world now. Luke Evans

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Team Juggernaut’s first member was illegally acquired way before houndour actually showed up in any dungeons, as a team-joining client so on a whim I named her Orisa because she started out as a sort of protector while Anatolia was still a small egg who missed 60% of the time

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