The other day I made my dog chicken for the first time because my mom moved and now the dog is My Duty, right, and I made it the exact same way my mom does and even taste tested the damn chicken to ensure it was Edible but when I finally set it down my dog just. Would Not Fucking Eat It.
I could’ve made a deal with some ass devil and the devil would tell me “no can do this pupper’s got a steely ironclad will to not eat this chicken” bcs SHE WAS NOT EATING. SAT THERE FOR 15 MINUTES TRYNA FEED HER she said “no” and i had to leave it and reevaluate my cooking skills.
Anyway she ate it in the evening all cold and hard before I could reheat anything for her. Never wanted to call my little girl pupper the B word until that day.