Maximize your sleeping time (aka how to be a lazy asshole and sleep in)
Would you prefer waking up at 7:50 than at 7? Or maybe youâre a Tired College Student⢠like me whoâs in their second semester just waiting for the sweet release of death? Either way, today Iâm going to be v non-studyblr and show you how you too can be a lazy asshole and sleep in.
Lay out your clothes the night before. If you feel like trash sweater + leggins takes 2 mins to put on and feels like PJs
If you shower at night just sleep in your leggins tbh.
If you have bangs do them the night before and sleep on your back. If you canât keep still wear headphones bc theyâll keep you from turning. Itâs better for your back anyway.
Brush your hair before bed and tie it up so that itâs faster to brush in the morning.
Tbh smoothing the ends and the top layer works just as well.
Get a Tangle Teezer. Itâll save you so much time.
If you plan on using dry shampoo, do It the night before. Itâll absorb way more oil and you just have to brush it and go in the morning.
If you wear makeup, have all your basics in one easy to reach place.
If you take the bus or sth just do your makeup there.Â
If you need to wet your beauty blender, carry a mini spray bottle of water in your makeup bag.
Carry rollerballs of perfume in your backpack so that you donât have to waste time putting it on.
Have your fucking backpack ready the night before.
Have a designated place near the door for the shit you need to carry (keys, glasses, USBs, idk). If you know what shoes youâre gonna wear, put them in front of the door and leave everything you need inside of them.
Putting on a coat is faster if itâs hung on a chair than if itâs hung on a hanger.
Breakfast is essential. Doesnât mean you canât just take it with you and eat it during break or on your way to school.
Make it the night before and put it in the fridge if itââs temperature sensitive. Avocado toast can be turned into a mess free sandwich js. Also you can make overnight oats in a mason jar and take them with you.
Same with coffee. Honestly at this point just carry a bottle of it in your backpack. It lasts for like three days.
And thatâs how to be a Slightly More Rested Mess. I realize this is not for everyone but hey, desperate times call for desperate meassures.
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