Summary: It starts at a football game and ends in a bedroom.
Rating: E (explicit)
Pairing: Tooru Oikawa X fem!reader X Katsuki Bakugou
Warnings: crossover fic! College AU, swearing, fun jealousy/competition, drinking, threesome, spit roasting, “cunny”, basically just banter and smut
A/N: this is a secret Santa gift for my lovely friend @spicyness who I love very much. This is p much catered specifically to her (though appearance isn’t really mentioned, so more can enjoy). also, I don’t know shit about football, and I never write Oiks or Bakugou, so this was an experience.
thank you so much mel mel for this amazing christmas gift!!! 🎄❤️✨
i feel incredibly lucky to have a friend who would put in this much time and effort for me! and holy shit, i had an absolute BLAST reading this fic. i swear it made my whole day. the dialogue was witty as always, the smut was delicious horny perfection, and along the way you somehow made me fall for oikawa and bakugou even more ???? who knew it was possible lol.
i adore all the little details that you put in about me, and appreciate that you chose not one, but TWO characters that you typically don’t write for. that’s so fucking cool.
you’re truly one of the greats mel, as both a writer and a friend. i love you so much!! 🤍🤍🤍
The new year’s is also coming up soon and I feel like 2020 has been such a whirlwind of emotions. Even though I no longer have my following (and I’m shadowbanned again), I’m still gonna do my usual recs because we all need some positivity and appreciation ❤️ just wanted to show my thanks & spread love to some amazing writers and artists!
First off @shoutogepi who is literally my rock and my best friend, the sweetest girl ever who is AMAZING at smut and just writing in general, my fellow shouto simp and the loml 🥰 idk what I would’ve done with my blog if you hadn’t messaged me the first time months ago to read your fic because I wouldn’t have opened up so much on my blog and to others if it weren’t for you 💖💖 hope you like my present babe hehe muah muah 💋
@todoscript astrid you are so sweet and kind and you’re always spreading positivity (and telling me to go to bed the night before work HAHA). I appreciate our talks and ramblings about shouto and you are such a precious friend to me ilysm 🥰🥰
@rat-suki my fellow nursing student buddy 🥺💘 Annie I appreciate all of the support you’ve given me and I love you a lot you absolute sweetheart 💕
@animatedarchives soph you are so sweet and positive all the time & sometimes it feels like I don’t deserve you 😭 you’re always messaging others first and showing your love and spreading sunshine to everybody else, so you are absolutely amazing 💕
@todorokiakina1 akina bb I stg you’re probably my oldest mootie and you’ve been nothing but sweet to me and ilysm for all your support 🥺
@tsuhika hika you are always so sweet and you are so talented at writing! Happy to be friends with you xx
@katsushimaa yssa 🥺 you are an angel and I’m super lucky to call you my friend!! You’re always so supportive and amazing at writing 💕
Special thanks to the rest of my friends who have shown me nothing but love and support! I really do appreciate you all!! I know we may not talk much but you are all amazing writers who I’ve felt lucky to be graced with in this fandom!
Artist recs because I know how hard they work to create content and each have unique art that’s special in every single way!! Not to mention they’re all super sweet and kind and I love y’all sm 💖💖
@yanderart
@onefortyninecm
@tomomoni
Special thanks to my one mutual who shows me way too much love than I think I deserve @lununnunna. I appreciate you luna, please have a wonderful Christmas!!
And on another note, I’m gonna say something about this fandom in general. I know it’s been such a shitshow this year. There’s been a lot of drama and unprecedented hate, but I’ve look past all of it. Because I realized none of it matters when you have so many people who support you and love you, and I honestly would not have came back if it weren’t for you all. And also my love for art and writing. We should all be reminded that writing and drawing is always for fun!! If you feel under appreciated or you feel Iike nobody really cares, please remember that there is always somebody out there who cares a lot about you and loves you and your writing/art!!
Everybody, please continue to be happy and do what YOU want to do. Don’t worry about what anyone else says and love yourself because you deserve it 💖
VAL!!!! 😭🤍 you are a beautiful ray of sunshine & positivity, and i’m grateful to have you as a friend in the fandom! i hope you have a very merry christmas and a happy new year 🎄✨ love you mwah mwah!!
happy holidays to all who celebrate it! and equally happy wishes to those who don’t 💕
I have come here to be a little sappy on main.
I am so eternally grateful for all the wonderful friends, mutuals, kind strangers, supporters, followers, and people I admire from afar on this platform. This time last year I never dreamed I would be writing fanfiction again, and now I’m writing it for three different fandoms. Wow. And I’m loving every moment of it, I feel like my writing spirit has come alive again.
This has been such a difficult year for everyone. My year has most definitely had its ups and downs, but a lot of my ups have stemmed from the wonderful people I’ve met through this little hell site that I have had the amazing privilege to become friends with.
You all rock. Seriously, thank you to everyone who has supported me and kept me going through these trying times.
merry christmas sweet lauren & all of my friends at the smut pile!!! it’s been such a pleasure getting to know all of you and i’m so grateful to be a part of this kind community of writers. love you all very much, happy holidays!! 🤍🎄✨
hey ness, can i ask what that last post was about? what kind of discourse happened?
hhh i’m not sure i want to draw further attention to the matter. but i will give a brief summary in case anyone sees more hate on their tl today— please do your best to show those creators who are affected your love and support.
an anti-dark content blog posted a ‘block list’ of dc creators. the list was problematic for two reasons:
it was a public list, which drew heinous amounts of anon hate to many of the creators on the list, some of which contained death threats and the like. if OP wanted to share a ‘dark content block list’ privately between friends or moots, that’s one thing— but these kinds of public posts are like big green lights for antis to start mass-bullying creators.
the list included people like myself, who do not write dark content (unless u count one super tame gun play fic ?? lmaoo). at worst, we reblog dark fics now and then— but many of us are just simply friends/moots with dc creators. essentially, we got called out for being ‘guilty by association’. and unfortunately, the non-dc creators were the ones who received the brunt of the hate. (that’s not to say dc creators should have received hate instead, absolutely no one should be getting anon hate!!! it’s just extra heartbreaking that some people who had no business being on the list in the first place were getting bullied).
that’s about it. as a disclaimer, there is nothing wrong with blocking any of us on that list if our blogs or content are triggering to you— in fact, we encourage you to use the block button & tag filtering system liberally in order to protect your health and well-being. but the way OP went about compiling/sharing this list was harmful and inappropriate.
o(`ω´ )o 💌📭📫 the person sending you this wishes for you to have a great week! to spread some positivity, list 5 things that you've done recently that made you happy 🥰 spread the love to your favorite mutuals! 🧸✨
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awww summerrrr tysm, you’re the sweetest as always~ i really needed this positivity today!
five things i’ve done recently that made me happy.
Good morning/afternoon/evening to everyone following me. If you see this and you've been seeing hate towards writers you follow as well, if you've seen the terrible discourse today, please reach out to them with love and positivity. I genuinely think it's very much needed right now amidst the vile and despicable things being told and sent to these writers who have done absolutely nothing wrong.
If their asks are off or there's no means of reaching out, please reblog this;
I just want to remind everyone that you're valid, your feelings, emotions, thoughts are valid. I want to remind everyone right now, especially to these writers being harassed, that they're loved. You're all very, very, very much loved. You have my support. You deserve none of the disgusting things being said and sent to you and you have a huge load of my love.
That's all. Please take care of yourselves. You matter. You're valid. Your mental health matters. We love you.
ushi’s sitting at our table with other non-dancing husbands, while i request a million songs from the DJ and kill it on the dancefloor with the other wives 😌✨
okie i have been asked to do this, so here are my moot ships. i really only did people i either a) talk to a lot or b) simply associate with characters. so there ya' go. 💗
@bakatenshii | Shigaraki
You're nasty. In the best way. Like, I love love love it. But it's a fact. And I know Shig is freaky and gross so. Match made in heaven hahaha
kink: consensual non-con
@blahkugo | Tsukki
I know you enjoy degradation and nice hands, so you're gonna get matched with him until the end of time. Just remember to speak up whenever he makes you uncomfortable or takes it too far because he will.
kink: degradation
@dymphnasprose | me Sakusa
Does he have the potential to be a disgusting incel? Yes. Does he also have the potential to be a dedicated, attentive partner? Also yes. That's what we call versatility, folks. So let's go with the latter and hope he also has a kinky side (he does) to satisfy you on every front.
kink: overstimulation
@edensxgarden | Kenma
The picture is just too cute. I can't get it out of my head. Like, pls just sit in his lap and play games with him.
kink: cockwarming
@kee-does-things | Zeke
You've done this to yourself. Deal with it. Just remember to put this bastard in his place and slap him around in the bedroom.
kink: roleplay
@lookslikeleese | Bakugou
This comes from straight up association cause of how much you've written for him. Katsuki's got issues, but deep down he's a warm guy. I think if anyone good put up with (and call out) his bullshit, it would be you. Also, I whole-heartedly believe he has a mommy kink, and well… 😏
kink: mommy, possibly lactation (sorry not sorry I just need this man to suck at the tiddies)
@linestrider | Levi
Oh Nyki. I know this man is your soulmate. And I truly believe you'd be able to get him to really open up and confide in you. It might take a little while, but once you get through to him that you are there and love him, I think the dam would break. Mutual respect and so much adoration plus that rough sex you like oop
kink: bondage
@messwriting | Iwaizumi
I just know how much you love him, and I know you would worship each other. Communication would be beautiful between the two of you, and I'm all about that.
kink: body worship
@mindninjax | Overhaul
Another ship by character association. Let's just pretend that the man isn't a sociopath. He can keep his phobia, we all have issues, but assuming he doesn't torture small children and attempt mass murder, if you could manage to capture Kai's attention (and you definitely could), he would shower you with all kinds of praise and goodies. And, you deserve that.
kink: medical, sorry
@pleasantanathema | Erwin
Daddyyyy. He's beefy. He's brilliant. He's got a dark side. And I know he has a huge dick. I just know it. So like, what more could you really want? Would dote on you and appreciate you in every way possible. I honestly do think y'all would be a great match. Like, it isn't just my bias speaking.
kink: authority
@spicyness | DAICHI
Please love yourself, Ness. I know you want Oiks or 🤢 Atsumu, but ma'am. They are not good for you, okay? I am still happy to officiate the wedding. Just let daddy Daichi take care of you.
kink: daddy
@thisisthehardestthing | Tanaka
I would worry that you're getting tired of this, but there's no way. There's just no way because you two are perfect and I know you know that. Just a sexy couple, like walk into a room and command everyone's attention. He would be your biggest fan, as you would be his. I just love y'all together.
kink: foot, duh
@unboundbnha | Tendou
The chaos. Unmatched. Despite his… eccentricities, though, I think Tendou would treat you with respect, and we're all about that. (but be ready to be a lil freaky okay).
kink: W&M, get a towel, friend
@whats-her-quirk | Jean
A little while ago, I would have said Iida, but now? I am all aboard the JuneXJean train. Like, choo choo, motherfucker. The love. The respect. The cuddles. I know you would treat him well, and he would cherish you as he should. I love it so much.
MEL THE WAY I SCREEEEECHED omg something about the all caps really took me out lmfaooo. but listen, when you’re right you’re right. please daddy make an honest woman out of me!!! 💍🤍🦋
shipping my moots because i lub them and they all deserve the world and apparently it would be weird if i married them all sksksksksks
~💖~💖~💖~💖~💖~💖~💖~💖~💖~💖~💖~
@10millionyearsdungeon and akaashi keiji ~ i have honestly never met a cooler, more compatible couple. (he may seem quiet but akaashi rocks britt’s shit on the daily and sometimes if bo is lucky he gets to watch)
@crushzone and tsukishima akiteru ~ akiteru and nin are my otp. every time nin has had a long day at work, she will always find some flowers wating for her at home.
@dabilove27 and dabi ~ rach and dabi are such a sexy couple, 10/10 would watch hahahaha jkjk... unless?👀
@daishou-s and daishou suguru ~ lune bug and daishou are that one couple everyone sees walking down the street and goes, “wow, what a perfect pair” (don’t let them fool you, they’re fucking FREAKY)
@deathcab4daddy and shigaraki tomura ~ tay and shiggy are cannon, okay? i don’t make the rules. emo hand daddy is whipped for her. man will turn the country to ash if tay asked him to.
@hisoknen and aizawa shouta ~ raph always loosens shouta’s bun when he’s hunched over grading papers, to which he returns the gesture with a flight of kisses to her knuckles.
@hoe-doroki and todoroki shoto ~ ana banana never has to worry about her tea getting cold and i’m disgustingly jealous. shoto also likes giving sweet butterfly kisses to her cheeks🥺🥺
@hqbbg and shinsuke kita ~ kita and ellen are literally the most precious couple, every time ellen is cold kita takes her hands and puts them in his jacket pockets.
@kingkatsuki and katsuki bakugou ~ sakura swears bakugou has a sweet side even though not everyone gets to see it. behind closed doors he is known to pout if he thinks he’s deserve lad more cuddles.
@kyovtani and kyoutani kentarou ~ this one shouldn’t come as a surprise in any way, zade and kyou are a match made in heaven. 🥺
@linestrider and takami kiego ~ nyki always has one of kiego’s feathers in her pocket or on a chain around her neck. it calms him when her fingers brush over it absentmindedly throughout the day.
@messwriting and iwaizumi hajime ~ iwa and lee are such a sweet couple, they are literally the most most beautiful and compatible pair— which is super convenient because our double dates with iwa and oiks are always epic
@milojwrites and ukai keishin ~ ukai likes to sit milo on his lap and talk about the universe when it’s slow in the store. the whole karasuno team asks about “coach’s super cool boyfriend” and he has to pretend is annoys him.
@mindninjax and levi ackerman ~ marquie and levi are so perfect, they’re one of those couples that eye-fuck across the table. the tension between these two is very sexy.
@pleasantanathema and erwin smith ~ i give it 3 months before lauren has a beeby eyebrow in the oven. he can’t keep her hands off of her.
@present-mel and mirai sasaki ~ mel and miria are so perfect together, they’re so cute together but then sir gives mel a look and you know he’s about to rock her shit.
@sawamooora and sugawara koushi ~ i’m telling you, this couple is hot as fuck. every time suga gets a little wine drunk he’ll let slip some super kinky shit.
@some-kindofgnome and mirio togata ~ mirio builds sara anything she sees on pinterest, last week he built her a cute shelf for all of the cute mugs he gets her.
@spicyness and oikawa tooru ~ tooru swears that he learned to cook while in argentina but ness always has to pull out the fire extinguisher. one thing he’s really good at? ordering ness’ favorite takeout.🥰
@sugardaddykenma and tanaka saeko ~ this is the power couple. mark me down as scared and intimidated and horny.
@thewheezingwyvern and hitoshi shinsou ~ hitoshi begs wyv to sing to him after he’s had a hard day, it’s the one sure fire way to calm his tense muscles.
@thisisthehardestthing and tanaka ryunosuke ~ claudia and tanaka are truly a couple completely unmatched in both humor and aesthetic.
@tsukkis-crybaby and tsukishima kei ~ tsukki might act big and tough but whenever felicity pouts he gets all soft and kisses her cheeks.
@undermattsun and issei matsukawa ~ miki gets split open on the horse cock™️ on the daily and honestly i’m violently jealous. she’s god’s favorite smh.
@vixen-scribbles and kenma kozume ~ kenma’s favorite thing in the world is to sit and play games while vixy plays with his hair and cuddles in his lap.🥺🥺
@whats-her-quirk and jean kirstein ~ jean is so in love with june it honestly makes us all just a little sick. he always carries an extra jacket with him to drape over june’s shoulders. 🥺
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if i missed any of my precious moots i am so sorry please ring the shame bell for i have failed you sksksksksksksksk.
DYYYYYYMPHHHH wtf this is the best thing that’s ever happened to me !!!! thank you for including me i’m literally a mess jendndkdmdksks i love you so much!!! 😭🤍🌸🤍🌸✨
It’s okay! Take as long as you need to relax Ness! I hope that you feel better soon 🥺💜
sheeeeeer i miss youuu 🥺 thanks bb, i’m hanging in there so don’t worry!! hope u are taking care of yourself & that you’re having a nice holiday season so far 🤍✨
hiiii~! i just wanted to let everyone know i may not be very active on here in the coming weeks (months?).
i tend to be very low energy during the winter time, as i’m sure many of you can relate (。•́︿•̀。) it’s just harder for me to be social & to find motivation for certain activities like writing.
so i thought i’d give everyone a heads up in case i go quiet for a while. sorry in advance for any missed notifications or if i’m slow to respond. i hope you all understand & are willing to stick around until i pull myself back together! love you all, have a good day babies <3