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[spicypoliceman]

Hi hello yes I just discovered your blog and the first things that ran through my mind when I saw it was "Oh NO HE'S HOT" and "aRREST ME OFFICER" I thought I'd tell you that because you might find it hilarious because I'm this small and always afraid girl. Normally I would never tell someone this but I feel relatively safe as an anon so enjoy my self humiliation lol

heh, glad to have plagued your sweet head with those thoughts, pal! and hey, whatever makes you feel comfortable, yeah? :)

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i love the characterization of your sona. relentlessly flirtatious, comedic and kinky. need me a freak like that.

what if that freak you think you needed...was inside you all along? 

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Once you get this, you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly. Then you have to send this to ten of your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool~) 🌈🌈

hhaha oh man, this is not gonna be easy, i’ll do my best though!

1. i like my academic achievement. i was in an ap scholars department in high school and am currently on my university's deans list. 

2. i like my patience. apparently it takes a lot to make me snap.

3. i like my organization and cleanliness. weird thing, yeah, and it’s not “extreme” or anything, but i can’t imagine myself living in someplace that’s not the least bit organized. i even got a “best librarian assistant” award in high school because i liked sorting things lol.

4. i like my eagerness to satisfy people. i know i won’t be able to make everyone happy, but if i can put a smile on at least someone’s face then that’s good enough for me.

5. i like my hair? people have told me they’re tempted to run their hands through it sometimes. 

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Spicy Daddy are you a policeman irl? And would you mind if I drew some WickedSpicy art to torment Wicked some more?

i’m currently working as just a cctv security guard, not as exciting. and you can do whatever you please, pal, i’m certainly not gonna stop you ;)

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does the policeman have a baton? would the policeman be so kind as to 'utilize' it?

then get ready for an ass smashing, punk

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Have you by any chance heard of the show villainous?

i’ve seen it floating around, haven’t really gotten to watching it though

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The fitness gram pacer test-

FUCK-

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Spicy Daddy can you teach me to twerk?

well, kiddo, first you wanna bend a little, make sure your asscheeks are nice and taut, squeeze ‘em real good but not too much and 

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ah yes, i love the smell of freshmeat in the morning

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Mr Policeman! What's your favorite position? ❤️

huh, missionary seems pretty nice?

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don’t worry babes, i’ll make sure to go straight for the jugular ;)

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Some random fanart with a mini comic XD

Its so bad I’m sorry pls forgive meh

thanks, this is pretty cute! 👍 

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It was in my head the second I saw it

haha, damn well now i can’t unsee it! 

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MORE GAY SHIT PLS!! ♥️♥️

Yes! i will then up the meter to MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

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*sees new fic* Oh yay! *curls up next to girlfriend and reads with her* Girlfriend: C...Can we keep him?

hey as long as I don’t gotta pay rent lol  

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how do you think a female version of your sona would look like?

like this

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thanks babes, i can put another on the list! ;)