SPIDERKING

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[spider--king]

MILLER ALLEY: Home, sweet home.

[tobedecidedofficial]

I haven't talked to any spider people recently spider people what woes you

[spider--king]

the nefarious RadRoach has eaten my boeans

[spider--king]

AUGH I forgot to inform one of our clientes that we unfortunately failed to locate the lost crate of pre-war flashlights he wanted. The entire boat was covered in nothing but feral ghouls and disembodied genitalia which was vvery unpleasant so I concurred to shrumply sink the entire thing with a mini nuke. Auuurghhh AAAAAHHGGHH that poor man. Hopefully he will find other ways to navigate the darkness

[spider--king]

Do you think perhaps the correct crate could've been water-tight

[red-claw-of-the-three-isles]

Want me to look?

[spider--king]

No it's probably quite exploded. But I'm sure we can scav some to make up for it!

[spider--king]

I would steal more of batmans kids if not for that I'm not so much a confident father in practice and I merely make up for it by having the right moxie. The skunky one could use some hot soup

[red-claw-of-the-three-isles]

And maybe, just maybe, at least two tried to kill me?

[spider--king]

Ah right. Forgot about that part! I was worried you might miss them a bit is all.

You know who I miss, sometimes? That anarky kid in the upper island. And his dog!

[red-claw-of-the-three-isles]

Anarky is a fun guy, did some work with him back when I was hunting for B in the time stream. He was in a computer last I knew.

[spider--king]

I hope he's having lots of fun in the computer. Probably not but he seemed like a computering type anywho. Said things like lumpin-prolotariot which is a word you only know if you're too into conputers

[red-claw-of-the-three-isles]

... It's more if you read, dad. The proletariat is collectively the workers or working class. The lumping part I think is British slang for accepting or allowing something unpleasant??? He's a bit weird.

[spider--king]

I tried to read the communist manifesto but it was too burnt up so I had to read the grillmaster magazine instead. But it's brought me well in this life

[red-claw-of-the-three-isles]

I don't think we need communism... Oh, I found a sealed box of cook books in the water, you want them?

[spider--king]

It would be the most highest and most beautiful present you could give me yes thank yough!

[spider--king]

Guy Fiery knows what he's about

[spider--king]

I would steal more of batmans kids if not for that I'm not so much a confident father in practice and I merely make up for it by having the right moxie. The skunky one could use some hot soup

[red-claw-of-the-three-isles]

And maybe, just maybe, at least two tried to kill me?

[spider--king]

Ah right. Forgot about that part! I was worried you might miss them a bit is all.

You know who I miss, sometimes? That anarky kid in the upper island. And his dog!

[red-claw-of-the-three-isles]

Anarky is a fun guy, did some work with him back when I was hunting for B in the time stream. He was in a computer last I knew.

[spider--king]

I hope he's having lots of fun in the computer. Probably not but he seemed like a computering type anywho. Said things like lumpin-prolotariot which is a word you only know if you're too into conputers

[red-claw-of-the-three-isles]

... It's more if you read, dad. The proletariat is collectively the workers or working class. The lumping part I think is British slang for accepting or allowing something unpleasant??? He's a bit weird.

[spider--king]

I tried to read the communist manifesto but it was too burnt up so I had to read the grillmaster magazine instead. But it's brought me well in this life

[spider--king]

I would steal more of batmans kids if not for that I'm not so much a confident father in practice and I merely make up for it by having the right moxie. The skunky one could use some hot soup

[red-claw-of-the-three-isles]

And maybe, just maybe, at least two tried to kill me?

[spider--king]

Ah right. Forgot about that part! I was worried you might miss them a bit is all.

You know who I miss, sometimes? That anarky kid in the upper island. And his dog!

[red-claw-of-the-three-isles]

Anarky is a fun guy, did some work with him back when I was hunting for B in the time stream. He was in a computer last I knew.

[spider--king]

I hope he's having lots of fun in the computer. Probably not but he seemed like a computering type anywho. Said things like lumpin-prolotariot which is a word you only know if you're too into conputers

[spider--king]

I would steal more of batmans kids if not for that I'm not so much a confident father in practice and I merely make up for it by having the right moxie. The skunky one could use some hot soup

[red-claw-of-the-three-isles]

And maybe, just maybe, at least two tried to kill me?

[spider--king]

Ah right. Forgot about that part! I was worried you might miss them a bit is all.

You know who I miss, sometimes? That anarky kid in the upper island. And his dog!

[spider--king]

I would steal more of batmans kids if not for that I'm not so much a confident father in practice and I merely make up for it by having the right moxie. The skunky one could use some hot soup

[spider--king]

AUGH I forgot to inform one of our clientes that we unfortunately failed to locate the lost crate of pre-war flashlights he wanted. The entire boat was covered in nothing but feral ghouls and disembodied genitalia which was vvery unpleasant so I concurred to shrumply sink the entire thing with a mini nuke. Auuurghhh AAAAAHHGGHH that poor man. Hopefully he will find other ways to navigate the darkness

[spider--king]

Do you think perhaps the correct crate could've been water-tight

[spider--king]

No that's a crazy idea, everything is sploded and irradiated now. I must own up to the consequences of my actions and find him a new shipment of lanterns

[spider--king]

AUGH I forgot to inform one of our clientes that we unfortunately failed to locate the lost crate of pre-war flashlights he wanted. The entire boat was covered in nothing but feral ghouls and disembodied genitalia which was vvery unpleasant so I concurred to shrumply sink the entire thing with a mini nuke. Auuurghhh AAAAAHHGGHH that poor man. Hopefully he will find other ways to navigate the darkness

[spider--king]

Do you think perhaps the correct crate could've been water-tight

[red-claw-of-the-three-isles]

I think I really enjoy diving, there's so much cool prewar stuff at the bottom of the bay. Like cars, skeletons, and even whole shipwrecks.

[spider--king]

AWOOOOGH! That's neat, I support your new hobby. If you'd like I can even sit on the beach and shoot atnthe mirelurks as they come to getcha

[spider--king]

AUGH I forgot to inform one of our clientes that we unfortunately failed to locate the lost crate of pre-war flashlights he wanted. The entire boat was covered in nothing but feral ghouls and disembodied genitalia which was vvery unpleasant so I concurred to shrumply sink the entire thing with a mini nuke. Auuurghhh AAAAAHHGGHH that poor man. Hopefully he will find other ways to navigate the darkness

[red-claw-of-the-three-isles]

.... Hibernation is apparently not happening this year.

[spider--king]

Is it because you want to stay awake with dear old dad on chrimpstas so we can finally catch that OLD BASTARD NICK AND HIS TWELVE DEER

[red-claw-of-the-three-isles]

I physically can't hibernate. I mutated again and I'm not bothered by the cold like I was? Which is great! But also not? Because that means reworking the winter resources spending plan. But I guess I do get to spend time with you guys, and. I actually look forward to it! I can spend more time with Bee too!

[3islandsalliance]

I can use you as a bioluminescent lantern when I need to take a piss after nightfall. Score!!

- Weatherby

[red-claw-of-the-three-isles]

I'm hurt, I thought you'd wanna use me as a teddy bear :(

[3islandsalliance]

Tch, no. Your spines prickle up when I touch your neck and it makes you a hazardous little spoon. Given, in the spirit of science, I am looking into workarounds for that! But no conclusive progress on the anti-piercing burrito blanket has been made as of right now.

- Bee

[red-claw-of-the-three-isles]

Guess you gotta be the little spoon.

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Do we think I can survive a dip in the bay now?

[spider--king]

I supose youd have to go there on Porpoise to know. But there are scary joker fish so I would say be safe

[red-claw-of-the-three-isles]

Time to go embrace my instincts and take a plunge in freezing water at really late o'clock!

[3islandsalliance]

OH NO YOU FUCKING DONT—

- Wearherb

[red-claw-of-the-three-isles]

Catch me if you can be-OH FUCKSBSKAVAJ

[spider--king]

Can you shitheads keep it down

- Scandal

[red-claw-of-the-three-isles]

.... Hibernation is apparently not happening this year.

[spider--king]

Is it because you want to stay awake with dear old dad on chrimpstas so we can finally catch that OLD BASTARD NICK AND HIS TWELVE DEER

[red-claw-of-the-three-isles]

I physically can't hibernate. I mutated again and I'm not bothered by the cold like I was? Which is great! But also not? Because that means reworking the winter resources spending plan. But I guess I do get to spend time with you guys, and. I actually look forward to it! I can spend more time with Bee too!

[3islandsalliance]

I can use you as a bioluminescent lantern when I need to take a piss after nightfall. Score!!

- Weatherby

[red-claw-of-the-three-isles]

I'm hurt, I thought you'd wanna use me as a teddy bear :(

[3islandsalliance]

Tch, no. Your spines prickle up when I touch your neck and it makes you a hazardous little spoon. Given, in the spirit of science, I am looking into workarounds for that! But no conclusive progress on the anti-piercing burrito blanket has been made as of right now.

- Bee

[red-claw-of-the-three-isles]

Guess you gotta be the little spoon.

.

.

.

Do we think I can survive a dip in the bay now?

[spider--king]

I supose youd have to go there on Porpoise to know. But there are scary joker fish so I would say be safe

[spider--king]

I've got nothing against old flying creeps or whatyouwhozit but twelve pristine, edible cervids and he's just flaunting themb,;:

[red-claw-of-the-three-isles]

.... Hibernation is apparently not happening this year.

[spider--king]

Is it because you want to stay awake with dear old dad on chrimpstas so we can finally catch that OLD BASTARD NICK AND HIS TWELVE DEER