[tsunderemployee]

if you don’t know what’s going on on twitter it literally feels like the end of evangelion over there

[tsunderemployee]

[maooids]

[michaelnordeman]

Forest musings. Värmland, Sweden (November 15, 2020). 

[tabiheel]

girls when they dont have an outfit thats mega cute but also casual but weather appropriate but suitable for when you go inside and its warm and comfortable and but also a little special

[cungadero]

moderately unnerving animal crossing wiki moments

[xochilbara]

[mycannibalromance]

i was not built for college but unfortunately i was also not built for anything else

[mycannibalromance]

i was especially not built to be employed

[fapper]

HELPPP WHY WOULD THE INTERVIEWER ASK THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE 💀💀💀

[stonerzelda]

reminds me of this bit from a breaking bad interview with jonathan banks lol

[thelonleygirl]

[anarch0possum]

if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history

[toxicspikes]

i thinkyou should be allowed to tell customers that they are going to hell when they die.

[geologicaltravels]

2005: 36 conglomerate domes make up Kata Tjuta (formerly known as The Olgas), which are 40km west of Uluru. These conglomerates are thought to be  terrestrial fan deposits from the Ediacaran (550Ma). The ‘Valley Of The Winds’ circuit here is one of Australia’s best walks.   

[theminimalisto]

[vykodlak]

the bad news is that my mom was sad that her eggplants haven’t been growing; however, it turns out that the reason her eggplants haven’t been growing is because her eggplants were actually spinach. The good news is that her spinach is growing very well. She was also sad that her peppers haven’t been growing either, but it turns out that the peppers were actually eggplant. And I’m happy to report that the eggplant is also growing very well.

[postnuclearophelia]

one thing about me is im gonna get a coffee and a pastry

[goddessoftheblackcoast]

[kabutomushii]

(via 昆虫の立体標本を作ろう - 昆虫公園 日記)

[lychens]

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