Love will tear us apart

Mayara. 22. ISTP. Slytherin. Chemistry major. Somewhere between psychotic and iconic. *whispers* Normal people scare me. Shhh...

[reticent-vampire]

The Vampire Lestat 3.01

+ honorable mention:

[hudsonswilliams]

[rozrozhollander]

What Ilya says: Hollander.

What Ilya means: #loml #sweetheart #autistic angel #hockey god #hottest man alive #literal sunshine #endearing little bilingual shit #my future husband

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[sunnypeachyy]

Sir, I'm just a bellboy!

[thisfeebleheart]

smiling and kissing

[hollandershane]

Hollanov + peppered kisses

[bugslibraryy]

Ilya prescribing Shane kisses- he sees him stressed or grumpy or sad or over thinking or simple it’s been two hours since they’ve kissed and the Ilya is walking over grabbing Shane’s face in his hands and being like in a low quiet serious voice ok this is very bad you need at least- hmmm (he squints at him) like twenty kisses right now and kisses all over his face like mwah mwah mwah mwah until Shane gives in and smiles or kisses him proper

[sunnypeachyy]

Ilya smiling at his phone while texting Jane Shane.

[heymacy]

Not even Jane?

[thisfeebleheart]

[thisfeebleheart]

i just really love how Ilya copies Shane's posture here

[mechinaries]

whatever you say bucky

[loustatified]

It should be illegal to be this beautiful

[heymacy]

#is lie. liar told you that.

[fairycosmos]

when i was like 5 i started waiting for something and never stopped

[rainbow-femme]

Someone online makes a comment about how Shane probably isn’t a very good boyfriend, saying his flat affect and resting neutral face in paparazzi pics and video must mean he’s detached and not affectionate compared to Ilya who is much more overtly affectionate

Ilya then has the rest of the Centaurs help him make a compilation of secretly filmed Shane moments showing how good a boyfriend he is

Ilya doing the “would you still love me if I was a worm?” thing and without missing a beat or asking any questions Shane just goes “Yeah”

Harris films himself asking Shane random Ilya questions and Shane always having an answer. “Hey what Ilya’s favorite milkshake flavor?” “Mint.” “I’m buying everyone fun socks, what’s Ilya’s favorite color?” “Blue, but only if it’s light, he doesn’t like dark blue.” “What’s Ilya’s favorite fruit?” “Pears.”

Troy waits for Shane to sit on the bench looking at his phone or tying his skates then says “Oh hey Ilya’s coming in” and catches multiple examples of Shane immediately scootching over to one side to make room for Ilya to sit next to him

Ilya puts his feet up on Shane’s lap silently and Shane starts lightly massaging them. Ilya lays his head on Shane’s shoulder and Shane starts quietly playing with his hair

They film Ilya handing Shane random things and asking him to hold them and Shane does without question. The internets favorite is the one where Ilya pulls a pineapple out of his bag and asks Shane to hold it and he agrees, getting his gear on one handed so he can keep holding the pineapple in the other

Hayden gets a video of Shane letting Ruby brush his hair and fill it with clips while he and Jade do Ilya’s nails, Ilya laying with a face mask and cucumbers over his eyes and his head on Shane’s lap