C'mon, Spider-Man!

"When you can do the things that I can, but you don't. And then the bad things happen — they happen because of you."Indie/Selective PETER PARKER RP

[spiderlingman]

chatoyerdemoniste:

@spiderlingman | sc

“Did you bring your parabatai with you? I do love to watch the way he irritates Alec.”

A sacred bond, and a form of endless entertainment as Alec’s respect for said bond meant dealing with someone he found exhausting, simply because he was Peter’s parabatai. 

“Aren’t you supposed to be on his side?” Peter grins, looking past Magnus to find Alec a little ways down the bar, scowling at the drinks menu. 

[lokisnotdeadbitches]

“The perfect video doesn’t exi-” Credits to Voordeel on YouTube for creating this amazing and perfectly timed video

[oscar-piastri]

#me when i go out

[mangomangoj]

Some Spideys I did for fun ✨

[jessica-henwick-deactivated2023]

Just a typical homecoming, on the outside of an invisible jet, fighting my girlfriends dad.

[spiderlingman]

allpurposebogeyman:

“You like rocky road? I know a place.”

It’s not too far from here, even. The little old lady that runs it calls him by his middle name, sure, but she always adds extra marshmallow fluff. 

“They have other flavors too, probably.”

“Maybe? What kind of ice cream place only has one flavor?” He laughs, and skip-hops along to catch up with Rod’s long legs. Seriously, why is everyone so tall?

[spiderlingman]

whcwashe

@spiderlingman

         “ — question: are you actually a spider fan, or did you just – develop spider powers and decide to embrace the situation?” 

“Y’know, if you don’t like the costume, you can just say that. I will not stand here and listen to you politely imply judgment on my kin, ma’am, I will not have it!” 

If he melodramatically wags a finger in the air, that may be because he’s had too much sugar today.

[spiderlingman]

@allpurposebogeyman from (x)

Ice cream for lunch instead of having to hold back Rod from starting trouble. It almost sounds too good to be true. But maybe brain freeze will keep Rod in check.

“...yeah, okay. Let’s get ice cream.”

[spiderlingman]

When Peter comes to school the next morning, there's something carved into the front of his locker. 'CS <3's PS'

Peter walks through the hallway in the same quiet daze he does every morning, avoiding attention as he can until he’s reached his locker.

It’s not until he’s closed it that he notices the words carved on the door, and he finds himself blinking stupidly at them for a long moment before a bright smile blooms on his face. 

They may have to keep appearances in school, but that doesn’t mean they can’t find ways to remind each other of the truth. It’s Peter’s turn now.

Peter practically skips into his first class, earning a curious look from Ned as he takes a seat next to him.

[wadey-wilson]

“The other night, you told that dude, ‘if you shoot somebody, shoot me.’ That’s pretty ballsy.”

[halfunbreak]

Peter Parker → character traits defined (insp.)

[spiderlingman]

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[spiderlingman]

boltforged

@spiderlingman

The compound is quiet. 

There were times when this was the norm, but Thor finds the current absence of energy both understandable and disconcerting. There’s cause for celebration (revels, a word laced with a seldom felt nostalgia), but instead there’s a sense of disquiet handing in the air like a shroud. 

The Mad Titan is dead. The thought is both bolstering and somehow hollow. It wasn’t enough - no death of his would ever be enough, Thor thinks, even after he’d gotten to watch the life bleed from his eyes. Not when - 

But this isn’t about him. This is about the boy two rooms over, and how the compound is too quiet. 

He enters the antechamber on bare feet, soles chilled on the tiled ground. He has two cups of cocoa in hand, mugs just slightly too warm as he sees a familiar tousled head of hair over the back of a plush blue chair. 

There’s a large footstool at it’s side, one that Peter seems to have decided to forego, so Thor sits and brings his legs up, crossing them before offering the mug. 

“I put two packets in each,” he says by way of greeting, a tired but genuine slime curling his lips. 

He’s glad the boy’s okay. Well, alive. 

“Oh.” He heard Thor come in, of course he did. Though lately it feels like he’s encased in a layer of cotton when he’s by himself. Somewhere between numb and shaken by...everything. He’s still too scared to think too closely about any part of it.

Because everything’s okay now, right? They won. Tony and the original Avengers saved the Universe, and everyone who turned to dust came back, so there’s no reason for Peter to still have nightmares, right?

“Thanks.” He croaks, wrapping his hands around the mug with as convincing a smile as he can manage.

[spiderlingman]

littleostentatious:

“For the record, you can’t catfish someone when you’re better looking than the pictures you put online.”

He lets the handshake go on a beat too long, just to feel the warmth of Peter’s hand in his. 

“But I couldn’t figure out a logical lateral swap for a catfish, so I don’t have a good quip for you on that front.”

“Well, y’know, it kinda looked like you were disappointed, so I figured I’d cover all my bases.” He grins sheepishly, scratching the back of his neck.

A glance at the clock on the wall tells him that’s not the only thing he did wrong. He grimaces. “And I was also kinda late. Sorry.”

[spiderlingman]

littleostentatious:

One of those pictures were blurry, and Peter was wearing a ball cap in them. Tony is derailed entirely by the ridiculous concept that he’s getting catfished. If anything, he’s being reverse catfished, because the guy is even hotter than his pictures on the site. 

He sighs, blowing out a long, slow breath. This is a real person across from him. A real person who was actually a scientist and who actually showed up and actually talked to Tony after he ran his big, dumb mouth. 

“I’m Tony. And personally incapable of making a good first impression.” He holds a hand out to shake, trying to avoid looking like he was holding his breath. (Which he definitely was.)

Relief makes his shoulders droop, and he laughs breathlessly, still a little nervous as he shakes Tony’s hand.

“Peter. You’ll have to fight me for the title, though. I thought I was the worst in town.” 

At least he hasn’t completely ruined this yet. It’s a miracle!

[spiderlingman]

littleostentatious:

@spiderlingman | sugar starter call

“Let me guess.”

He hefts his phone in his hand, looking up from somewhat blurry photo of a gorgeous, awkwardly smiling man to the one actually standing before him. Tony listens to himself second hand. He wants this, he wants to take this guy into the bathroom right now and bend him over. 

But every time he opens his mouth, he sabotages himself. 

“You’re in college. Probably a soft science major. Looking for someone to pay the bills, but you’re not really gay.” 

Tony’s fingers tighten and flex against the scratched, reclaimed wood of the coffee shop’s table. Why? Why the fuck is he doing this to himself?

“Forget it.” He peels a couple of hundreds out of his wallet and tosses them on the table as he stands. “This was a mistake. That’s for your trouble.”

Wow. You’ve made some bad first impressions before, Parker, but you didn’t even get to open your mouth this time. It’s gotta be a new record.

Peter blinks stupidly at the man for a moment, and it’s only when he stands that he realizes he’s about to be walked out on.

“Woah, woah, hey, hold on, man.” He waves his hands as he cuts into the man’s line of sight. Great start. “First of all, I’m bi. So, yeah, I really like guys.”

There. That’s one down — two to go.

“I’m actually getting my Masters in Biochemical Engineering right now, but yeah, I mean, I guess I’m pretty broke.” 

“And, hey, if you think you’re getting catfished, or something, those pictures were taken in just...really great lighting. There were no filters, no photoshop or anything.” So reassuring. “And I was gonna—y’know, I was gonna change into something nicer, but I kinda lost track in the lab. So...sorry.”

So eloquent, Parker, well done.

[picturepowderinabottle]

how i be dealing with post-IW pain