Spider Don't

indie Muffet rp blog. Everyone friendly

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@tyree403

Muffet was planning on heading to the Capitol today. She had saved up quite a bit of gold, but was it enough to for her goal? On the way, however, she saw a weird looking...monster? Or...Could he be human? He did look a lot like the ones she’s seen in books. There were whispers of one being in the underground now.

“Hello, dearie,”She greeted. Oh she hoped he didn’t catch her staring. What embarrassing behavior for a boss monster,”You don’t seem familiar...What brings you around?”

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((Ok since I got so many followers, and I lost track of where I was ^^”. Please like this if you want a short starter/greeter, and I will do them in the order liked. Thank you))

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*Goodness, I couldn’t imagine why I’d look familiar, I doubt we’ve met~

*Then again, we’re also like old friends~ How strange~

*(The spider queen laughed at her double’s joke as well, and offered a very kind and friendly smile.)

*I’ve yet to figure why my doubles exist, but you are not the first I’ve known, ahuhuhu~ They’re all always so lovely though, are they not~?

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“I’d be lying if I said we weren’t, dearie,”She agreed,”Join me for some tea, won’t you? Or for some dinner in the capitol?”

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((sorry I vanished ;; I had a super buzy week. But I’m gonna slowly work on getting things started/continued now. Thanks for your patience))

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@sat-ona-tuffet

“I don’t know why, but you look familiar, Ahuhuhu~” She laughed at her own joke. She didn’t know why there was another version of herself, but her mind raced with possiblities.

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((I will get to the greeters in a bit, I need a nap))

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@sunseraph @neglectedspace

“Oh, excuse me dearie, I didn’t see you there,”She apologized,” My mind must have been elsewhere. Can I help you?”

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“Uhhhh…” Truth be told, that ‘pet’ still made Frisk kind of nervous. What was it, anyway? And she didn’t want to get stuck again…

“Yeah, I’d like to buy some pastries! And, uhhh, I was wondering if we could maybe have tea or something? It’s been a really really long time…”

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“Ooooh, tea sounds wonderful, dearie~ I’d love to catch up with you~” She clapped,”Do you have any preferences with tea? Or sweets? Just between you and me, I’ve been working on a new item to add to the sale. I’d love to get your opinion on it.”

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Of course like any other young brat, the only thing going on in Mettaton’s mind was that it wasn’t much at all. Although purple was a pretty nice color, but magenta was more his thing, to be honest.

“Woah, this is cool!” the robot squealed enthusiastically, making his way over to the large web. He made sure not to step on any of the little spiders, and some of them made sure not to get stepped on. Metal is very heavy. 

“Can I jump on it!? Can I?”

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Muffet beamed at the kid as she followed behind him. “Of course, dearie~” She nodded, climbing up on the web as well. She wasn’t going to let someone have fun in her home without her! She bounced a few times to get them started.

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@determinedxsoul

“Hello, dearie~ Did you want to buy some of my pastries? Or did you finally decide to accept my offer to play with my pet some more? Ahuhuhu~”

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Mettaton’s eyes were almost the size of saucers now, seeing the plethora of goodies laid out on the table. He wanted them, for sure, but even he didn’t know whether or not robots could eat. But either way, the robot had no money in his pockets, and assuming the baker wanted money, that was out of the question.

“Oh, yeah, sure!” he squeaked, something to take his mind off of those pastries.

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“Unfortunately I can’t show you a whole lot of it, since the main path most monsters can get through is kind of small...But come this way,”She said, leading him into the main part of ‘her parlor’. Really it was a huge room with low lighting, and a purple bridge in the middle. Everywhere, even on the bridge there were webs. Some spiders murmmered at the sight of the new comer.

“This is the main part of the Spider Clan. Well, at least those of us in Hotland. A lot of monsters seem to think it’s not much, or that it’s messy, but what you see here is practically a city. Each center of a web is like a house, and all these branches are like paths or roads. See that big web by and on the bridge? That’s mine! I made it extra thick so I can jump on it like a trampoline!” 

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The small robot looked at the arachnid with amazement, eyes glimmering. “Woah, you’re that spider baker, right?”

“I dunno, I was just lookin’ around, sort of!” Mettaton tugged nervously on his sweatshirt. It’s been a while since he’s actually gotten to talk to new people. Thinking for a moment, he replied, “Yeah, I dunno.”

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“Yes, I am. Most people call me Muffet though, dearie~”She hummed,”Well, you’re welcome to look around all you want! Just be carful. Some of the spiders here are small. We wouldn’t want anyone getting hurt, right?”

“If you can get hungry or thirsty, the bake sale’s right over there!” She pointed to a table with a lot of pastries on it.

“Would you like me to show you around? I’m sure my pet can handle the goodies for awhile, Ahuhuhu~”

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“wow, you donut keep a guy waiting!”

*Sans fished out some money from his pocket and gave it to the adorable spider girl.

“keep the change, consider it an apology for being so punny.”

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*She put the money in the change pouch she keeps on hand after making sure that at least 109 g was there

*She would add it to the savings at the end of the day.

“I let it slide this time since you’re being so generous, Ahuhuhu~ All of the spiders really appreciate it.”

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@miniaturemettaton

Muffet saw the smaller robot nearby. Could robots eat or drink? She didn’t think so, but she walked up to him anyway. Poor dear might need help.

“Hello dearie~”She knelt down to his eye level,”What brings you to my parlor?”

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*i bet papyrus would want one, so i’ll do you one better. i’ll take a baker’s dozen. and some spider cider too. 

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“Ahuhuhu~ This is turning out to be a great start to the day. Hold on a sec, dearie~”

*Muffet gathers a box of donuts and a jug of cider, and puts them in front of Sans.

“That’ll be 109 g~”

[lazy-skelepun]

*oh… well i guess i’ve punished you enough.

*i was just checking in, seeing how life is treating ya. sorry if i’m throwing you off schedule.

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“Don’t -pfft- Don’t worry about it, dearie. Speaking of staying on schedule, How would you like to buy a spider donut? The money goes to a good cause~”

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*what can i say? im a skeleton, being a bonehead comes naturally to me!

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*Realizes that she had made a pun gosh darn it.

“Is there a reason you came here other than to pun at me, dearie? I do have a quota to make.”