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Pavitr: Do you want to play 20 questions?

Gayatri: Sure!

Gayatri: What's your favourite colour?

Pavitr, laser focused: Triangle. Do you love me?

#source: unknown #atsv #pavitr prabhakar #gayatri sing #incorrect quotes

Peter: I'll say something brilliant and Miguel will say something unintentionally funny back. It's great!

#source: good omens #atsv #atsv peter b parker #atsv miguel o'hara #incorrect quotes #peter b parker #miguel o'hara

Peter: Oh! You've redecorated!

Miguel: Yes

Peter: I don't like it

#source: unknown #atsv #atsv peter b parker #atsv miguel o'hara #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes

Hobie, at a zoo: What are they in for?

Gwen: Hobie, they're not in prison

Hobie: So they can leave whenever they want?

Gwen: Uh, well-

Hobie, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone

#source: unknown #atsv #hobie brown #gwen stacy #incorrect quotes

Prowler: Why do you hate Spider-Man?

Spot: I never said I hated him

Spot: I said that if he were on fire, I would roast marshmallows

#source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #atsv #miles morales #the spot #atsv prowler #prowler miles #wiles morales

Peter: How we doing, Miles?

Miles: I'm having a panic attack

Peter, on the verge of losing his shit: Nice, keep me posted

#atsv #peter b parker #miles morales #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

Peter: My policy is that if you see something, say something

Miles: I saw a red squirrel in a tree today

Peter: Outstanding

Peter: This is what I'm talking about, people

#miles morales #peter b parker #atsv #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

Jessica: How was the mission?

Peter: Good

Jessica: Really?

Peter, sighing: Don't make me lie twice

#source: unknown #peter b parker #jessica drew #atsv #incorrect quotes

Pavitr, with Gwen: Can we stay with you tonight?

Miguel: Both of you? What happened?

Gwen: Someone was playing wtih an ouija board and cursed the whole base

Pavitr: Peter wasn't really any help. He doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he's just throwing salt at them and yelling 'does this look like a hotel to you?!'

#atsv #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #pavitr prabhakar #gwen stacy #miguel o'hara #peter b parker

Peter: I think I'm coming down with something, I've been so nauseous lately

Gwen: Maybe you're pregnant

Peter:

Peter: I don't kow who's the bigger idiot. You for suggesting that, or me because I almost had a panic attack

#source: unknown #peter b parker #gwen stacy #atsv #incorrect quotes

Gwen: Okay, everyone pay close attention to Hobie because he's definitely going to cheat at this game

Pavitr: Oh, yeah, for sure

Hobie: It's rude of you to assume that I'm going to cheat

Hobie: I mean, I'm going to, but it's still rude to assume

#source: unknown #hobie brown #gwen stacy #pavitr prabhakar #atsv #incorrect quotes

Peter: I know everyone's like 'the only way to kill Dracula is a stake through the heart' but in modern times I think we should at least try hitting him with a very fast car

#peter b parker #atsv #source: twitter #peter parker #spider-man

Miles: Why's Hobie so upset?

Pavitr: He took a 'which Spider-Man are you' quiz

Miles: And?

Pavitr: He got Miguel

#atsv #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #miles morales #hobie brown #pavitr prabhakar

Pavitr: Wanna hear a fun fact about whale sharks?

Miles, absently: Sure

Pavitr: They have teeth in their eyes

Miles:

Miles: What the fuck

#source: my sister and me #pavitr prabhakar #miles morales #incorrect quotes #atsv