your friendly neighborhood spiderman

ur local spidey anon 🕷 | 18+ | 📚🧪| photography |📍queens, NY Send asks! Tom!Spidey with comic shenanigans

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Who wants Valentine’s Day asks from your friendly neighbourhood webhead?

[spideyanon]

𝘛𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺'𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘪𝘴 80'𝘴

[spideyanon]

Omg hiiiii

❝𝘖𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘴𝘩 𝘩𝘦𝘺𝘺𝘺𝘺𝘺!❞

[spideyanon]

Hi there mr Parker!

❝𝘚𝘩𝘩𝘩𝘩𝘩... 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯!❞

[spideyanon]

Gonna start spreading spidey joy againnn

[spideyanon]

I should probably be more active on this… yeah..

[spideyanon]

hii spidey! You probably dont remember me..i was the one who suggest you go clubbing with me lol

Woah… haven’t been on this thing in a while! This superhero stuff is not joke haha ;; I hope you have a good day - 🕷

[spideyanon]

❝i- um i- don't know how to start conversations- so um- h- hiya spidey :)❞ ❧ r.

“Ah! Hey there! I’m sorry to be getting back to you so late.. being a part time hero is a lot harder than I thought it would be. Hope you’re taking care of yourself!”

- 🕷🕸

[spideyanon]

miss u spidey!! i hope you haven’t gotten into any trouble like you usually do....

Karina 💕 I’m sorry I haven’t been in much... turns out this super hero thing is a lot more time consuming than I thought it would be! I hope you’ve been taking good care of yourself! I miss you and have been thinking of you!

[womp-womp-chomp-chomp]

Peter: the human life is a strained and tense one. I envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach... warmed by the sun... unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentiment life.

Tony: Do you need to talk?

Peter: I wish I was a croissant.

[a-bright-ray-of-sunshine]

"The sun showed up again. So I looked up and asked it: 'Why?' The sun looked down and brightly whispered: 'To give you another try.'"

—Brad Montague

[spideyanon]

@ballyhoobarnes

“Sometimes,

I am jealous of the sun rays,

For they can kiss you

the way

I would want to kiss you.”

Alexandra Vasiliu

- Author of BLOOMING

[spideyanon]

“It’s your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Dork”

[ballyhoobarnes-deactivated20210]

About me?! Really!!? Wow... I think my spidey senses tingled again.. haha. You’re very sweet. I can’t wait for our next date either! I will be doing superhero-y things and whatever else happens! I’m playing it by ear today

hi spidey!! i’m so sorry, i’ve been so busy today!! i hope you had a good day—i’d love to hear about it 🥺 of course i’ve been thinking of our next date too!! <<3

[spideyanon]

I almost crashed into a wall when I got this notification haha ;; I should watch where I’m going.

[spideyanon]

i wouldnt know, tell me ?

“You call him

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.... Roberto!”

[spideyanon]

hello spideyman im having a terrible day do you have a bad joke to cheer me up

“Oh no! A terrible day! I’m so sorry to hear!

I got a joke for you:

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?”

[spideyanon]

to @ballyhoobarnes

“Let’s be wildflowers,

Let our souls be scattered by the wind.

let us grow, wild and free,

tall and brave,

in the places that we dream,

in the places where our longings are filled.

let us grow between the cracks of brokenness,

and we will make everything beautiful.”

-g.c.