FAR FROM HOME !

PETER PARKER      /     *  by emily !         /       est. april 2018.

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bring ren back then we’ll talk

ask and you shall receive

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anyways peters constant chant in every movie of "come on, spiderman" instead of "come on, peter" simply adds fuel to the fire in my head that he values himself as peter so little, but values spiderman so much. even to himself peter is just a stupid teenager

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so no way home ripped my heart out

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i dont remember this being here when i went inactive

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‘guess it’s a good thing i’m not scared of the dark.’

                * @witchyd        -       dearest sister

                                             OH,  BUT  WANDA   -   he  is.             the  darkness  brings  a  familiar  feeling  of  anxiety,  crippling  loneliness  and  fear.  he  is  trapped  beneath  pillars  of  concrete,  slowly  being  crushed,  crying  out  for  help  with  no  one  to  hear.  COME  ON,  SPIDER-MAN  !  he  tries  to  rope  in  his  heartbeat,  even  out  the  rampant  fear  thundering  in  his  chest.  peter  reaches  out  his  hand  in  a  childlike  fashion,  fumbling  to  grasp  her  arm.                                    ‘   yeah,  wands,  this  -  s’nothing  !   ‘

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THE ADVENTURE ZONE SENTENCE STARTERS.

❝ Hail and well met, my dude. ❞

❝ Abraca fuck you. ❞ 

❝ God lied to me! ❞

❝ Kiss my ass, you sanctimonious bastard. ❞

❝ You are going to be amazing. ❞

❝ Liches get stitches. ❞

❝ Are you my friend? ❞

❝ Go out and do good. ❞

❝ Yo thug, what’s your name? I’m about to tentacle your dick! ❞

❝ No dogs on the moon, they just run off the goddamn thing. ❞

❝ I’m afraid no one else will have me. ❞

❝ Everything I drink tastes like keylime gogurt to me. ❞

❝ Don’t let them erase me. ❞

❝ What brings you happiness? ❞

❝ Bad news, comprades, this place is magic as hell. ❞

❝ I find that not killing people is very easy. ❞

❝ Everything is for keepsies if you’re sneaky about it. ❞

❝ You’re a coward and I hate you. ❞

❝ Boy you’re not intimidated by me at all, are you? ❞

❝I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry! ❞

❝ These potions get you reeeeeal fucked up. ❞

❝ Once you pop, the time control don’t stop. ❞

❝ Hot diggity shit. That is a baller cookie.❞

❝ We don’t have to talk. Let’s just…let’s just watch this together. ❞

❝ So here’s my solution, and I think you’re gonna find it very equitable: I’m not gonna shoot you with this giant crossbow. ❞

❝ I’m about to smooch your fucking brains out, babe. ❞

❝ You’re going to have to fight and you’re gonna win. ❞

❝ I’ll be having my body back, you undead fuck! ❞

❝ You fucking took everything from me! ❞

❝ How would you like to live forever? ❞

❝ I am but a simple, idiot wizard. ❞

❝ Yeah! It’s our first kill! …So why am I so horny? I’m broken inside… ❞

❝ You know…do whatever you want. I don’t care anymore. ❞

❝ Existence, (name), life? Is horrible. To exist, to live, is horrible. ❞

❝ Sometimes there aren’t good decisions. Sometimes…there’s just decisions.❞

❝ I appreciate what you’re trying to do. And I’m on board for whatever the plan is. But understand this: I have nothing, and I don’t give a shit. The world is ending and I. Don’t. Care.  ❞

❝ I will say that if you wanted to lure me in there you should’ve stayed handsome, my fella.❞ 

❝ Who stops serving pancakes at 9am?! I missed the whole thing! I had to get Cheetos! ❞

❝ I cannot stress enough how uninterested I am in this. ❞

❝ I’m not gonna be the one to pull the trigger on an entire civilization. I won’t do it.  ❞

❝ What brings me joy is…life.  I think you can find joy anywhere in life. ❞

❝ I don’t always do things right. And I don’t always do things smart. But whatever I do, I find joy in it. ‘Cause at the end of the day, that’s all you’ve got. ❞

❝ Tell ya what, if we ever meet each other somewhere in infinity, you can apologize to me and tell me you were wrong. ❞ 

❝ I have an update from [ Name ] Central. Uh, I have updated my list of people I trust and things I believe to no one and nothing! ❞

❝ I’m good, amigo. The bleeding’s all internal. That’s where the blood is supposed to be.❞

❝ I think there was probably a time where I had joy, where I experienced fleeting happiness or anger or fear, but God, it’s just been so long. ❞

❝ I am a man, (name), who knows the answer to the question of why we’re all here. I didn’t like it. ❞

❝ To have friendship, (name), it requires you to…love someone and be invested in your shared happiness and these things, (name): friendship, love, happiness? They’re all so…small. In the grand scheme of things, they last a second. ❞

❝ Look it got – WE got dark back there. I know this journey’s been tough, and it’s only going to get harder. But we can’t allow ourselves to get to that place again. ❞

❝We’ve lost a lot. And there’s a lot more we might lose. But one thing we do have is the thing people in love rarely ever have enough of – and it’s time. ❞

❝When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy. ❞

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my alexa started playing the chain... she feels my peter^2 energy

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               *     @cybereffigy   -   pietro !

                   HE  SIGHS  AT  PIETRO ,  an  easy  show  of  annoyance.  aunt  may  hardly  ever  filled  the  cupboards  -  not  due  to  lack  of  ability,  but  rather  her  lack  of  energy  to  shop  after  working  long  nights.  ‘  dude,  do  you  only  come  over  to  eat  all  my  food ?   ‘  peter  gets  it  -  his  metabolism  is  through  the  roof  with  his  added  abilities,  but  this  happens  every  time  pietro  shows  up.  every  time.

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                *  STARDIANS  -  : BROTHER, DO YOU STILL BELIEVE IN ONE ANOTHER ?‌

          HERE  STANDS  CELESTIAL  ,    stars  in  his  eyes  .  the  tangible  proof  of  his  efforts  sit  in  his  hands  :  trading  cards  ,  like  the  antique  dimaggio  his  mother  had  insisted  on  keeping  in  her  purse  .  ‘  i  think  i  got  a  shot  at  the  market  ,  sure  .  i  think  ‘  not  one  -  hundred  -  percent  a  dick  ’  has  great  potential  .  ’  something  thickens  in  his  voice  .  it’s  …  bittersweet  ,  to  be  remembered  fondly  by  the  planet  he’d  all  but  denounced  . 

               SWEET  SMILE  RESTS  upon  pale  lips,  familial  pride  filling  his  heart.  parker  seems  a  beacon  of  light,  grinning  up  at  his  brother  like  he’s  an  idol,  and  not  a  friend.  it  must  feel  amazing,  becoming  a  hero  to  the  planet  you  once  called home.  peter  knew  the  feeling,  albeit  vaguely.  he  flips  the  cards  around  in  his  hand,  and  asks,   ‘   y’think  you  can  sign  one  for  me  ?  oh  man,  ned  would  freak.   ‘

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                      SPIDERLING ? CRIME-FIGHTING SPIDER ? SPIDER-BOY ?

                                                                * BY EMILY !

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I’M BACK AND SADDER THAN EVER

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                      SPIDERLING ? CRIME-FIGHTING SPIDER ? SPIDER-BOY ?

                                                                * BY EMILY !

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ohohohoh guess who it is

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             ˗ ˏˋ   ⋆   stardians‌ !

              HE’S  ALL  STRAPPED  IN  !    admittedly  ,  peter  is  already  having  second  thoughts  .  to  put  it  in  perspective  ,  it’d  be  like  handing  over  his  astro  boots  –  despite  his  practice  ,  he’s  still  a  little  wobbly  .  if  parker  were  to  use  them  ,  he’d  ,  for  lack  of  a  better  phrase  ,  eat  shit  .     ❛     gamora  would  totally  put  eggs  in  your  chest  if  this  killed  me  .     ❜      

             HE’S  GRINNING  ONE  SECOND,  and  holding  a  confused  frown  the  next.  don’t  joke  like  that,  quill  !  you’ll  scare  the  poor  kid.      ‘     that’s  not  a  thing,  is  it  ?  hey,  that’s  not  actually  a  thing,  right   !?        ‘     the  web  shooters  are  easy  enough  to  use,  though  it  includes  quite  a  bit  of  math  to  really  figure  what  angles  and  speeds  are  needed  to  not,  well . . . plummet  into  the  concrete.

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❛ so, you are part spider then ? ❜

             ˗ ˏˋ   ⋆ @godslyr

                ‘     I   MEAN   -   ‘   peter  starts,  but  doesn’t  finish,  because  he’s  actually  a  little  stumped.  ‘    well . . . i  was  bitten  by  this  radioctive  spider,  right,  and  it  gave  me,  like . . . spider  powers  ?  so  i  guess  i  have  some  spider  dna  or  something,  so . . .   yes   ?      ‘

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“Let’s get you to bed.”

             ˗ ˏˋ   ⋆ @builtagain

                    ‘      I’M  FINE,  M’SR  STARK,   REALLY    --     ‘   says  a  grumbling  teenager  who,  moments  before,  was  practically  drooling  onto  his  chemistry  homework.  the  need  to  pass  his  finals  overrides  his  need  to  rest.  he’ll fight  every  step  of  the  way,  like  the  stubborn  kid  that  he  is.

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             ˗ ˏˋ   ⋆  stardians‌ !

            QUILL’S  STILL  EYEING  THE  CARDS  HE  HOLDS    in  complete  awe  ,  a  soft  grin  making  the corners  of  his  mouth  twitch  .  as  parker  watches  ,  his  skin  dips  into  a  brand  new  dimple  .     ❛     guardians  action  figures  .  like  g.i  joes  .  man  .     ❜     voice  is  breathy  ,  starstruck  .    ❛    we’d  need  ,  like  ,  catchphrases  and  junk  .     ❜    

       THE  LEGENDARY  STARLORD  -   an  icon  to  earth.  he’s  so  much  more  than  he  thinks  he  is  -  seriously,  parker  doesn’t  have  any  of  this  stuff  !  just  embarrassing  youtube  videos,  including  compilations  of  him  crashing  into  things  (  set  to  survivor  by  destiny’s  child,  of  course  ).        ‘     y’think   ‘   showtime,  a-holes  ‘   will  sell  to  the  kids  ?   ‘   he’s  teasing,  bumping  quill  gently  with  an  elbow.