PROMPTS FOR SWEARING LIKE A SAILOR
* assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary
what the fuck is going on here?
i knew you'd fuck me over eventually.
at least i'm not an asshole like you.
are you fucking kidding me?
that was a really shitty thing to say.
don't you have shit to do?
get your head out of your ass.
that would be really fucking cool.
do you always do shit like this?
that's bullshit and you know it.
you treated me like shit.
would you just fucking stop for a second?
shit like that pisses me off.
well, where the fuck is it?
don't bullshit me. tell me the truth.
you're really starting to piss me off.
wait until shit hits the fan.
look at me for two fucking seconds.
i'vd had enough of your bullshit for one day.
i've been a shit friend to you.
i fucking love you, okay?
where did you hear that shit?
i can tell you're pissed.
i won't tolerate that shit.
well that's just fucking great.
it smells like piss in here.
would you close the fucking door?
you're such a fucking asshole.
you drive like an asshole.
your hair looks like shit.
put that fucking thing back.
stop waving that shit around!
you look like an asshole.
you've gotta be shitting me.
just fuck me over like usual.
i've never been so pissed in my life.
the fuck is going on here?
i'm too old for this shit.
you didn't have to be such an asshole about it.
that was fucking uncalled for.