Listen up, bitchcakes

“I’ve been extraordinary my entire life. And after all these years of insanity… a little ordinary sounds pretty #$%^ great.” JESSICA DREW. MOTHER & AVENGER.

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SHAY MITCHELL Photoshoot for “Cacharel Parfums” - 2021

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SHAY MITCHELL Photoshoot for “Cacharel Parfums” - 2021

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spiderxling​:

“Oh, no no no– this stuff isn’t for me. It’s stuff I gotta drop off at F.E.A.S.T. later.”

the kid didn’t look familiar and jess was in a hurry, but she still stopped. green goblin and spider-man had been involved with what had happened to the poor owner. “that’s a big bag. can you carry that yourself?”

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osburn​:

“you know, hanging out with me means you’ll probably see your own face plastered all over tomorrow’s tabloids. kinda just an occupational hazard at this point.”

“is that your normal conversation starter?”

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hardycat​:

Felicia paused for a moment at the mention of the kid and took a deep breath before shaking the machine again, this time managing to knock down some chips. “They’re not doritos, but still.. Take them. I’ll manage.”

“you’re a saint. not actually, but in this instance.” jessica gratefully  took the bag. “i haven’t seen any police reports with your name recently. you slowing down or something?”

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aprettygirlthief​:

“Well, that’s a bit harsh. Wouldn’t say I’m an alcoholic… I just enjoy the occasional drink.”

“i was talking about future him, not you. don’t get defensive.”

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xmoonsilk​:

“I’m not feeling like I’m split between two people anymore, so that’s nice.”

“the merge is over, then?” jessica asked. “i guess it has to be better that way; to not remember anything so you don’t know what you lost. i’ve talked to a few like you so far.”

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destroyrofworlds​:

“Well still, if you need anything I’m gonna be here. I want to do what I can to make up for this. I know it won’t happen overnight, but still. I’m not.. this isn’t what I signed up for.” Daisy sighed, frowning as she stared down at the ground and shook her head. S.H.I.E.L.D. had given her a home, a family of her own, but they had also taken her family. And now hurt many people in the process of Pleasant Hill. She wanted to help people, not hurt them, in any way. Daisy returned a tight lipped smile to Jessica’s words and nodded, sympathizing with the woman. “And you’ved helped more people than you probably know by doing that.”

as much as she wanted to be angry, jessica did understand. she had fallen into H.Y.D.R.A. on without knowing what she was getting into. she had worked for an agency she thought she could trust and she had been so, so wrong. “now you get to do the same. you can learn to forgive yourself while atoning for your actions.”

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celestialmadonna​:

Mantis listened carefully, intrigued by the information she was learning about human infants. “I have never even met a human infant,” she said. “I was a larva, then a nymph, before I grew into my adult state. Our species are very different.”

she paused. “a larva? alrighty then. you’re welcome to meet my kid, if you’d like. he zaps sometimes but he’s good for the most part.”

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destroyrofworlds​:

“Well a daycare seems pretty overdue, regardless.” Daisy smiled softly, shrugging her shoulders a bit at Jess’s words until she mentioned Natasha. “Wait, Natasha’s pregnant?”

“daycare and therapists. we’re spoiled now.” nothing like basic necessities, right? they expected them to save the world and keep their kids away from CPS. jessica paused. “oh, shit. is it still a secret?”

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honeykinney​:

“Well that sucks.” Gabby furrowed her eyebrows, feeling bad for Jessica in that case. “Work function? I see it more as a big expensive party with free food. But I guess you’re a bigger superhero than me. And I’m going with my sister.” Hopefully. They hadn’t really properly talked in awhile.

“it’s networking and diplomacy.” jessica shook her head. “we have to be on our best behavior because you guys are letting us in. we show up, look around, have some drinks and no one lights anything on fire. easier said than done.” everyone would try to be on their best behavior, at least. “i always wished i had a sister. turns out i have a brother.”

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bcrtonhawk​:

“Ouch,” Clint joked, smiling at Jessica as he tilted his head over at her. “You know, you could have lied at least a little bit. Coulda saved my ego.” 

“guess it doesn’t matter anymore, huh?” jess’ smile was sad. “you’re going to forget. multiversal transition or merge or whatever. you and me? never happened.”

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destroyrofworlds​:

“Hey, a free shirt is a free shirt,” Daisy joked as she fiddled around with the wires on the back of the coffee machine, narrowing her eyes as she leaned in to try to get a closer look. “Sounds like you’re already doing great for him. I feel like people who shelter their kids always just end up pushing them in the way. But you’re right, not too quickly. For now he’s still pretty small, right?”

“that’s what i’ve always said.” jessica chuckled at the joke. “it’s just about impossible to shelter him. his powers started manifesting when he was so little. he’s three now, but he started when he was still only crawling.”

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aprettygirlthief​:

“Give it a shot of whiskey. That’s what my dad did with me.”

“i used to, but he’s not an infant anymore. i’m not trying to raise an alcoholic.” 

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destroyrofworlds​:

“Believe me, Jessica. It kills me that Roger was dragged into this mess. It wasn’t fair to him and it wasn’t fair to you that S.H.I.E.L.D. did anything like that to someone who was reformed like he was. The last thing I signed up for when I agreed to be an agent was to bring any sort of harm to people like this. And if there’s anything I can do to help you guys or make it up to you, I will.” Daisy took a deep breath and tried to calm herself down, but she was just so pissed. With S.H.I.E.L.D., with herself, with Bobbi, but she couldn’t focus on all of that. Jessica was right, there was no point in feeling sorry for herself. All she could do was try her best to show everyone that this wasn’t who she was. “I’m turning in my resignation tomorrow. This isn’t the S.H.I.E.L.D. that I know and I don’t want any part in whatever else they might try to do. And some lawyers have already come in here and asked me to testify against them.”

roger had worked his ass off to get to where he was; to be a good man, a good father, a good partner. who the hell was s.h.i.e.l.d. to jeopardize that? “i think we’re gonna be fine.” jess shook her head. “we have friends, people we love. he didn’t say anything, but i think he talked to a psychic.” jessica wasn’t even sure he remembered. she couldn’t fault him. a part of her just wished she had been more in the loop. maybe it was her own fault for the distance between them. she knew it was, actually. “when i first left h.y.d.r.a. and moved to s.h.i.e.l.d., i hated how uncertain i felt. i couldn’t testify, obviously, but i’ve spent my life fighting for what i’ve thought is right.”

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destroyrofworlds​:

“I have more control than that, don’t worry.” Daisy nodded as she focused her attention forward again and continued to practice with her powers on a training pillar. “They didn’t already have that? Don’t several of you guys have kids?”

“a handful, but not many. pepper potts never brings morgan here. crystalia doesn’t bring luna around. mutants stay on island, although cannonball’s wife will bring their kid here since she’s human. but greer and i have kids. nat’s knocked up. they probably did it all for her.”

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destroyrofworlds​:

“That’s awesome that you guys have someone like Roger, then. Being a single mom already makes me consider you a superhero, minus all of the spider stuff.” Daisy smiled at Jessica as she fiddled around with the panels on the back of the coffee maker and pressed some buttons to get through the menu. Then, she realized the problem as she pulled a piece of a Keurig filter out of the top. “Looks like it was jammed.” She pointed out before she continued to patch the machine back up. “Before you know it he’ll be off to college. Time is insane.”

“my friend lindsey did get me the awful being a mom is my superpower t-shirt. honestly, i’ll wear it around the house.” jessica admitted. she watched daisy fix the machine before nodding. “well, thank god for smart people thing. that’s what i want for gerry. college, parties, etc. the normal life his freak show mom never got. i just don’t want him to get there too quickly.”