47 male, Farmer & village man. always be positive.

[simpleman-80]

[simpleman-80]

🤣🤣🤣

[thepassenger3]

[simpleman-80]

😂😂

[simpleman-80]

A Muslim woman in a taxi:

"Excuse me, could you turn off the music?"

Taxi driver: "Why?"

"Music is *haram* (forbidden)."

"Why is it *haram*?"

"Because in the time of the Prophet Muhammad, there was no music."

The taxi driver turns off the music, drives a few meters, and stops the car:

"All right, get out now."

"Why? We haven't arrived yet."

"Because in the time of the Prophet Muhammad, there were no taxis either. Wait for a camel to pick you up."

[happywaldolala]

[simpleman-80]

Hitting Speed of a ballistic missile...

[nudeguy41]

Everytime I come home.

[miscosasalberto]

[simpleman-80]

flock of ducks gliding gracefully across calm waters

[simpleman-80]

[simpleman-80]

[simpleman-80]

[simpleman-80]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[l-ile]

[jollybelieverwonderland]

[simpleman-80]

Erling Haaland...