hello! im spike, new security guard.
i like lizards, hiking, and street art.
please tell me if im too brash or blunt! im not good at lying :(
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@spikeikeike
hello! im spike, new security guard.
i like lizards, hiking, and street art.
please tell me if im too brash or blunt! im not good at lying :(
hi. youre a mechanic, right? im spike, security guard. i think we are both new here? right?
<- @spikeikeike
HIHIHIHIHIHI YESYESYES it is nicccccccccce to meet you ;D
Saw ya in the hallway you look pretty rad 😎😎😎
thanks :) mind if i stop by the workshop real quick? im trying to better understand the layout of the building
OH YES SURE SURE SURE!!
COME ON IN-*fff trips on some boxes they had laying around their disorganized workshop*
COME ON IN
oh wow, this room is rather messy. ah- sorry.
have you been busy lately?
[spike carefully stepped over some boxes]
OH YEAH
TURNS OUT THERE LIKE 3 or.. 5 ROBOTS HERE AND LIKE I MET THEM ALL AND ONE LET ME STICK MY HAND IN THEM-it was amazing by the way :))))))
So ah-yeahahahah this is PLACE you like :)))
sounds fun, i think? yeah. glad youre having a good time
i cant find my way around the building, so thats fun. you know where the security room is?
hi. youre a mechanic, right? im spike, security guard. i think we are both new here? right?
<- @spikeikeike
HIHIHIHIHIHI YESYESYES it is nicccccccccce to meet you ;D
Saw ya in the hallway you look pretty rad 😎😎😎
thanks :) mind if i stop by the workshop real quick? im trying to better understand the layout of the building
OH YES SURE SURE SURE!!
COME ON IN-*fff trips on some boxes they had laying around their disorganized workshop*
COME ON IN
oh wow, this room is rather messy. ah- sorry.
have you been busy lately?
[spike carefully stepped over some boxes]
hi. youre a mechanic, right? im spike, security guard. i think we are both new here? right?
<- @spikeikeike
HIHIHIHIHIHI YESYESYES it is nicccccccccce to meet you ;D
Saw ya in the hallway you look pretty rad 😎😎😎
thanks :) mind if i stop by the workshop real quick? im trying to better understand the layout of the building
*Teacup paces around in his office, having been awake for far too long. He didn’t get much sleep, the excitement and stress of new employees and the lingering nightmares of the bad things from the past keeping him awake. … that was nothing to worry about though. He was fine. He decided to step out of the office and walk down the halls to see if anyone was up and at work yet.*
“I’m getting so sick of these grey halls.. but hopefully everyone else is adjusting to them well..”
[spike found their way lost in the winding halls yet again. holding anprinted nap in one hand and on their phone with the other, they rush down the halls.
they notice someone walking down, and at the last second, they slid to a stop, right in front of teacup.]
hi, sir...
*Teacup jumps at the sudden appearance of Spike*
O-oh-!! Uh- hello- um.. you seem to be in a rush…?
Is… everything alright?
[spike glanced at their map and phone before tucking them both away. they nodded.]
no, but i can figure it out.
[spike looks down at teacup with a weak smile, before their expression changes when they spot teacups wound.]
i, uh... learned about what happened here. are... you... okay?
*Teacup’s eyes widen.*
Oh.. oh.
So you uh… you know it all, huh?
*He stands in silence for a bit before replying*
I’m… not the best, but I’m better than I have been for a while…. Also just- just to clarify, nobody uh.. nobody did this to me..
*he gestures to his cracked face where his now somewhat healed eye can only open about half*
I tripped and fell, that’s why I’m all busted up.. that was almost a year ago though…
oh... i see. do you want to talk about... anything? i mean you dont have to, but i just-
thought. you might need it...?
[spike glances at their phone again, before snapping back towards teacup.]
yeah. yeah, you can talk to me if you want to.
No.. not- not yet… god, I definitely need a therapist… I don’t think I’m ready to unpack everything that’s happened though..
None of it would have happened if I hadn’t been hired in the first place..
But.. thank you, uhh.. Spike was your name, right?
*Teacup chuckles dryly to himself*
Clearly I’m a bit of a mess right now.. I can’t even be sure if I remember your name
spike- yeah- thats right. youre good. i... i dont think anybody would be ready to talk about something like that.
you should take a break, maybe. maybe a bit of time to process things? i dont really know how it works.
either way... do you know how to get to the security room?
*Teacup paces around in his office, having been awake for far too long. He didn’t get much sleep, the excitement and stress of new employees and the lingering nightmares of the bad things from the past keeping him awake. … that was nothing to worry about though. He was fine. He decided to step out of the office and walk down the halls to see if anyone was up and at work yet.*
“I’m getting so sick of these grey halls.. but hopefully everyone else is adjusting to them well..”
[spike found their way lost in the winding halls yet again. holding anprinted nap in one hand and on their phone with the other, they rush down the halls.
they notice someone walking down, and at the last second, they slid to a stop, right in front of teacup.]
hi, sir...
*Teacup jumps at the sudden appearance of Spike*
O-oh-!! Uh- hello- um.. you seem to be in a rush…?
Is… everything alright?
[spike glanced at their map and phone before tucking them both away. they nodded.]
no, but i can figure it out.
[spike looks down at teacup with a weak smile, before their expression changes when they spot teacups wound.]
i, uh... learned about what happened here. are... you... okay?
*Teacup’s eyes widen.*
Oh.. oh.
So you uh… you know it all, huh?
*He stands in silence for a bit before replying*
I’m… not the best, but I’m better than I have been for a while…. Also just- just to clarify, nobody uh.. nobody did this to me..
*he gestures to his cracked face where his now somewhat healed eye can only open about half*
I tripped and fell, that’s why I’m all busted up.. that was almost a year ago though…
oh... i see. do you want to talk about... anything? i mean you dont have to, but i just-
thought. you might need it...?
[spike glances at their phone again, before snapping back towards teacup.]
yeah. yeah, you can talk to me if you want to.
*Teacup paces around in his office, having been awake for far too long. He didn’t get much sleep, the excitement and stress of new employees and the lingering nightmares of the bad things from the past keeping him awake. … that was nothing to worry about though. He was fine. He decided to step out of the office and walk down the halls to see if anyone was up and at work yet.*
“I’m getting so sick of these grey halls.. but hopefully everyone else is adjusting to them well..”
[spike found their way lost in the winding halls yet again. holding anprinted nap in one hand and on their phone with the other, they rush down the halls.
they notice someone walking down, and at the last second, they slid to a stop, right in front of teacup.]
hi, sir...
*Teacup jumps at the sudden appearance of Spike*
O-oh-!! Uh- hello- um.. you seem to be in a rush…?
Is… everything alright?
[spike glanced at their map and phone before tucking them both away. they nodded.]
no, but i can figure it out.
[spike looks down at teacup with a weak smile, before their expression changes when they spot teacups wound.]
i, uh... learned about what happened here. are... you... okay?
*Teacup paces around in his office, having been awake for far too long. He didn’t get much sleep, the excitement and stress of new employees and the lingering nightmares of the bad things from the past keeping him awake. … that was nothing to worry about though. He was fine. He decided to step out of the office and walk down the halls to see if anyone was up and at work yet.*
“I’m getting so sick of these grey halls.. but hopefully everyone else is adjusting to them well..”
[spike found their way lost in the winding halls yet again. holding anprinted nap in one hand and on their phone with the other, they rush down the halls.
they notice someone walking down, and at the last second, they slid to a stop, right in front of teacup.]
hi, sir...
hello sir!
asking if i need to be on the lookout for any specific or suspicious persons either entering or exiting the building. its my first day here if anything goes wrong it is not my fault
<- @spikeikeike
Oh hello!! New security guard, right? It’s lovely to have you!! We, uh… definitely need some of those with all the… things that’ve happened in the past…
security, yes. but i didnt know there was apparently a negative history here?
"Oh, uh. Do you want to know?"
would be useful for my line of work, yes. is it really that bad?
Lucky sighs and ajdusts the vest it's wearing.
"Yeah, it's.... that bad. Yeah. I dontknow how important it is to the line of work. I'm very free to tell you company history, though."
mmm, ok, go on. i gotta make sure this place is as safe as possible, i dont want any repeated incidents.
"OKAY, so..."
Lucky goes on a rather passionate rant about the situations that have transgresse din this building. It's... a lot. Damn. Every time it mentions one of the meeple products you can almost see a little twinkle in its eyes.
...oh. thats a big history. and bad.
[spike glanced down at a notepad they started writing in at some point.]
im sorry. for everything that happened. to everyone.
...do you have a map, or know where i can find one at least?
"Thanks."
Lucky pauses for a beat.
"A.... map.... I don't think we have physical ones, but I know the company does a lot with its digital maps. Can I see your phone?"
oh, sure. here.
[spike pulls out and hands over a small phone with an- oddly sharp?- phone case.]
its a little beat up, but it still works pretty well
It quickly makes sure not to grab the case from any of the sharp areas. The clover quickly pulls up the site.
"We're about... here. If you know your department you can search it in the searchbox and it should pull up where it is."
oh, that should be pretty simple, then. thank you so much! and... ill make sure nothing super bad happens here again. i promise!
byee!
[they run off in a random direction, occasionally turning back and running back and forth across the area. theyre still in the lobby. theyll find what theyre looking for eventually.]
hello sir!
asking if i need to be on the lookout for any specific or suspicious persons either entering or exiting the building. its my first day here if anything goes wrong it is not my fault
<- @spikeikeike
Oh hello!! New security guard, right? It’s lovely to have you!! We, uh… definitely need some of those with all the… things that’ve happened in the past…
security, yes. but i didnt know there was apparently a negative history here?
"Oh, uh. Do you want to know?"
would be useful for my line of work, yes. is it really that bad?
Lucky sighs and ajdusts the vest it's wearing.
"Yeah, it's.... that bad. Yeah. I dontknow how important it is to the line of work. I'm very free to tell you company history, though."
mmm, ok, go on. i gotta make sure this place is as safe as possible, i dont want any repeated incidents.
"OKAY, so..."
Lucky goes on a rather passionate rant about the situations that have transgresse din this building. It's... a lot. Damn. Every time it mentions one of the meeple products you can almost see a little twinkle in its eyes.
...oh. thats a big history. and bad.
[spike glanced down at a notepad they started writing in at some point.]
im sorry. for everything that happened. to everyone.
...do you have a map, or know where i can find one at least?
"Thanks."
Lucky pauses for a beat.
"A.... map.... I don't think we have physical ones, but I know the company does a lot with its digital maps. Can I see your phone?"
oh, sure. here.
[spike pulls out and hands over a small phone with an- oddly sharp?- phone case.]
its a little beat up, but it still works pretty well
hello sir!
asking if i need to be on the lookout for any specific or suspicious persons either entering or exiting the building. its my first day here if anything goes wrong it is not my fault
<- @spikeikeike
Oh hello!! New security guard, right? It’s lovely to have you!! We, uh… definitely need some of those with all the… things that’ve happened in the past…
security, yes. but i didnt know there was apparently a negative history here?
"Oh, uh. Do you want to know?"
would be useful for my line of work, yes. is it really that bad?
Lucky sighs and ajdusts the vest it's wearing.
"Yeah, it's.... that bad. Yeah. I dontknow how important it is to the line of work. I'm very free to tell you company history, though."
mmm, ok, go on. i gotta make sure this place is as safe as possible, i dont want any repeated incidents.
"OKAY, so..."
Lucky goes on a rather passionate rant about the situations that have transgresse din this building. It's... a lot. Damn. Every time it mentions one of the meeple products you can almost see a little twinkle in its eyes.
...oh. thats a big history. and bad.
[spike glanced down at a notepad they started writing in at some point.]
im sorry. for everything that happened. to everyone.
...do you have a map, or know where i can find one at least?
hello sir!
asking if i need to be on the lookout for any specific or suspicious persons either entering or exiting the building. its my first day here if anything goes wrong it is not my fault
<- @spikeikeike
Oh hello!! New security guard, right? It’s lovely to have you!! We, uh… definitely need some of those with all the… things that’ve happened in the past…
security, yes. but i didnt know there was apparently a negative history here?
"Oh, uh. Do you want to know?"
would be useful for my line of work, yes. is it really that bad?
Lucky sighs and ajdusts the vest it's wearing.
"Yeah, it's.... that bad. Yeah. I dontknow how important it is to the line of work. I'm very free to tell you company history, though."
mmm, ok, go on. i gotta make sure this place is as safe as possible, i dont want any repeated incidents.
hello sir!
asking if i need to be on the lookout for any specific or suspicious persons either entering or exiting the building. its my first day here if anything goes wrong it is not my fault
<- @spikeikeike
Oh hello!! New security guard, right? It’s lovely to have you!! We, uh… definitely need some of those with all the… things that’ve happened in the past…
security, yes. but i didnt know there was apparently a negative history here?
"Oh, uh. Do you want to know?"
would be useful for my line of work, yes. is it really that bad?
Security guard you say?- SLASH SILLY
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fnaf... i played that game once... i was not very good at it, and i got scared... but i digress
hello sir!
asking if i need to be on the lookout for any specific or suspicious persons either entering or exiting the building. its my first day here if anything goes wrong it is not my fault
<- @spikeikeike
Oh hello!! New security guard, right? It’s lovely to have you!! We, uh… definitely need some of those with all the… things that’ve happened in the past…
security, yes. but i didnt know there was apparently a negative history here?