Southern Girl

[bohemianspice]

[c3po]

what's your type?

type of what

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Blood

[c3po]

oh red

[littlewickedthings]

tragicgirls.co

[normal-horoscopes]

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Eating a pomegranate in your underwear may not be the best way to start the day, but it is far from the worst.

Taurus: The moon misses you, do you miss it to?

Gemini: Sometimes the harder we repress something, the stronger it resists. Let it go.

Cancer: There is conflict in your future in the form of four identical clones of yourself that you must defeat gauntlet-style.

Leo: The bones of something old and colossal are buried beneath you. It listens.

Virgo: Things were not better back then, only different. Nostalgia is a trap.

Libra: Tomorrow you may wake up to find another egg in your bed.

Scorpio: Get a much needed break by faking your death and living in a cave for several years.

Ophiuchus: With attention and focus you will finally gain control of your monkey powers.

Sagittarius: Ponder your place in the world by setting things on fire until someone asks you to stop.

Capricorn: The stars and I are sorry to report that unfortunately you cannot get a forearm cannon yet.

Aquarius: You are NOT a badger. Remember this. If you are ever confused, just remember you are NOT a badger, have never been a badger, and will never be a badger.

Pisces: Incubus accountant services.

[thecollectibles]

Art by Kloodwig

[matialonsorphoto]

[thetenderpassion]

[tobiasxva-deactivated20170810]

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.

[veganfeast]

[mfs]

[nojillnolife]

[yugimoto]

[fravery]

“To be seriously alive is to have scars” John Steinbeck

[spilledredwine]

Not that anon but I can't get enough of your selfies 😍

You’re too sweet

[spilledredwine]

I miss your selfies 😭

Tell me who ya are and I’ll post one 😘

[dosesxmimosas]

BIG MOOD: me + you + a cabin in the mountains, sitting in the hot tub, drink in hand, not a care in the world

[spilledredwine]

Anyone still on here?

I haven’t been on here since the sex bots invaded. lol  Hi.

[el-gatsby-deactivated20190224]

“Brown eyes are dangerous.”

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