Bedpans and baked beans

I'm Tom. student nurse, socialist, slacker. From the North, UK. Green Bay Packers fan bisexual, cis, he/him/his blogging about humour, full communism and nursing

[spinachandcoffee]

My thoughts are with the Bluth family at this difficult time

[pansoph]

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

[beefmilkthings]

jerry is here

[eruriholic]

my chinese teacher once shared this story in class about someone who went to the grocery to buy chicken, but they forgot the english word for it, so they grabbed an egg, went to the nearest sales lady and said “where’s the mother”

[sixpenceee]

A doctor chronicled the progression of Alzheimer’s disease in one of his patients by collecting her signatures from medical forms over several years. 

[redditfront]

[gayasscommie-deactivated2017090]

Reblog if you think Marxism would’ve been better had Karl put “oh shit capital bout to get SHRECKED” at the end of the Communist manifesto

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via b_bogin)

[livguini]

I made a compilation of all my favorite vines.

Thank you, Vine

[beachdeath]

THIS is what is at stake if twitter kills vine

[ronansparrishs-deactivated20200]

“Omg every girl is gonna be Harley Quinn for Halloween” every guy has been batman for like 94 years shut the fuck up you insufferable toe

[inspecticles]

On Thursdays, we wear green

[sprousetwinsblog]

😭❤

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[lovedroughts]

this deserves to be in the history book of best clapbacks

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Why is this year like this

[paintsspeeling]

[straightwhiteboystexting]

i believe it is attempting to establish contact 

[anras-blog]

[im-awkwardly-here]

we need to talk about shrek more